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Morning, It seems that stuff went down this weekend. Could someone please summarize each individual drama for me. If you'd like challenge then please attempt to present it in the form of a tabloid...
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Jemisa
No one believes OAPs.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ . . everyone thinks they are senile. An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had...
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starone
The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with death. A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid. When I quizzed him on...
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sunny-dave
Why did it have to be Timon of Athens ... Timon of Atherstone would have indicated the true level of tedium more accurately. Two Gentlemen of Ventnor would have been a hoot though ......
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starone
Two guys, one old, one young, are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide. The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying...
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Jemisa
There once was a man who could not keep it going with his wife. He went to the doctor who gave him some sex pills. There was a label on the bottle that said "Take one pill for a great...
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Groupie
. She browses around and spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she inadvertently breaks wind. Very embarrassed, she looks around...
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Groupie
He started showing off, talking about his well paid job and expensive sports car. Then he pulled out a photo of his wife and said, "She's beautiful, isn't she?" I said, "If you think...
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divegirl
Words fail me! http://www.dailymail....s-20p-short-fare.html Just to add, a month or so ago my daughter [age 15] got on the wrong bus home. After phoning me near hysterical the driver stopped the bus,...
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beattie819
Just crossed my mind today.I wonder if Mollykins was taking part with her Sea Cadets, in the little boat we all helped to get....
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starone
A major international company was looking to hire someone for an important position. They interviewed dozens of applicants and narrowed their search down to three people, all from different parts of...
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Jemisa
Two old ladies were looking at the giraffe in an enclosure at the Zoo. It's arse was at their eye level. "have a look at his balls!", one said to the other. "I reckon I could squeeze...
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starone
I was in the six item express lane at the store quietly fuming. Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-out line pushing a cart piled high with groceries....
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carrust
...going to a Swedish pantomime...Snow White and the Sven Dwarves...
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carrust
Researchers have discovered that excessive masturbation can cause dyslexia. Hwoevre tihs is olny in etxreem caeses of slef aubse........
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Jemisa
. The father of 17 kids goes to the doc's with a rash on his belly. "All right" says the Doc, "drop' em and let's have a look." Having been confronted with the evidence the Doc...
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pillj123
Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.
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JonnyBoy12
There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman and they had all been sentenced to 30 years for armed robbery. The judge was, however, feeling in a good mood that day and decided to give them all...
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shooty
here is one to start you off. Please feel free to add your thoughts...... 1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids....
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LochNessMonster
Fellow goes to the jobcentre to look for work and his adviser tells him that there is a job for a assistant gynaecologist in Glasgow. He says "What does the job entail" And his adviser...

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