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starone

Cats And Dogs

Dogs and cats are better than kids because they: (1) eat less, (2) don't ask for money all the time, (3) are easier to train, (4) normally come when called, (5) never ask to drive the car, (6) don't...
23:35 Mon 29th Apr 20133 answers, last by Cmitchell 23:39 Tue 30th Apr 2013
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Jemisa

The Pope &.............

The Pope & The Rabbi............................ Every time a new Pope is elected, there are many rituals in accordance with tradition, but, there is one tradition that very few people know about....
00:11 Fri 19th Apr 20136 answers, last by starone 00:08 Sun 21st Apr 2013
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Sam1960

Rita Macneil

Just heard that Rita passed away yesterday (tuesday 16th) Her song "working man" is just ....... brill Sadly I don't know how to add this song to my thread, could somebody do it for me please. RIP...
23:12 Wed 17th Apr 20137 answers, last by Sam1960 19:13 Thu 18th Apr 2013
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Groupie

A Man And A Woman Meet At Bar One Day

and are getting along really well. They decide to go back to the woman's house where they engage in passionate love making. The woman suddenly cocks her ear and says, "Quick, my husband just got home....
20:53 Tue 16th Apr 20134 answers, last by Jemisa 23:49 Tue 16th Apr 2013
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starone

Here Is Another 'difference'

COMPLETE AND FINISHED No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between these two words. In a recently held linguistic competition held in London, England, and attended...
11:56 Tue 16th Apr 20134 answers, last by chiragm984 11:19 Wed 17th Apr 2013
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starone

The Fairy Godmother

So, there's this yellow toad wandering around in the forest kinda p*ssed off because he doesn't want to be yellow. Life would be easier if he were brown like the other toads... He'd sure be less...
23:51 Fri 15th Mar 20132 answers, last by rosyposy 00:42 Sat 16th Mar 2013
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excelsior-1

Why Do Ghouls And Demons Get On So Well?

Because demons are a ghoul's best friend...
17:36 Mon 11th Mar 20135 answers, last by marval 17:43 Mon 11th Mar 2013
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excelsior-1

If You Ever Board An Aircraft ....

....and recognise a friend called Jack, don’t shout ‘Hi Jack!’...
17:30 Mon 11th Mar 20136 answers, last by mushroom25 19:12 Mon 11th Mar 2013
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I_Hate_Infinity

Nip 'n' Tuck

*Bit Rude This One* Man and wife are having troubles in bed. They've had a few children and he claims it's like a "wet fish in a bucket." So, keen to please her husband, the wife agrees to get...
11:42 Sun 10th Mar 20133 answers, last by moonraker558 19:34 Sun 10th Mar 2013
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starone

Bit More Elderly Sex

At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish. Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go...
21:18 Wed 06th Mar 20132 answers, last by Jemisa 23:51 Wed 06th Mar 2013
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starone

The Australian Bin Man.

A refuse collector is driving along a street in Sydney picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into his compactor. He goes to one house where the bin hasn't been left out, and in the spirit of...
21:24 Fri 01st Mar 20136 answers, last by LochNessMonster 09:28 Sat 02nd Mar 2013
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starone

Who Said Men Were Not Romantic!

What's love got to do with it ? My friend's wife being the romantic sort, just sent him a text. It read:- If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are...
18:48 Thu 28th Feb 20137 answers, last by frugalfred 19:42 Thu 28th Feb 2013
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starone

As Time Passes

Over five thousand years ago Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land." Nearly 50 years ago, Harold Wilson...
16:32 Wed 27th Feb 20132 answers, last by VHG 19:17 Wed 27th Feb 2013
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starone

Economic Stimulus Payments

Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive another Economic Stimulus payment. This is, indeed a very exciting programme, and I'll explain it by using a Q & A format: Q. What is an Economic...
17:57 Mon 25th Feb 20133 answers, last by starone 21:21 Mon 25th Feb 2013
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starone

A Few Snippets

Paddy thought his new girlfriend might be the one but after looking through her knicker drawer and finding a nurse's outfit, a French maids outfit, and a police womans uniform, he finally decided if...
10:23 Thu 14th Feb 20134 answers, last by flump1 16:57 Thu 14th Feb 2013
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starone

20 Thoughts From Aunty Acid

1. Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a Diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade. 2. I don't like wearing pantyhose. Every time I fart I...
21:24 Wed 13th Feb 201310 answers, last by Tammytoo 19:30 Sun 17th Feb 2013
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starone

The Cork

Two Aussies are in a locker room, taking a shower after their game, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his bum! "If you don't mind my asking mate" said the first man, 'That cork looks...
11:21 Mon 04th Feb 20131 answer, last by marval 18:18 Mon 04th Feb 2013
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excelsior-1

Whoever Coined The Phrase "quiet As A Mouse" ....

..has never stepped on one....
23:11 Fri 01st Feb 20135 answers, last by Starbuckone 12:03 Sat 02nd Feb 2013
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gollob

I Was Driving Home From The Pub The Other Night

when all of a sudden the car juddered to a halt and stopped. A car behind me slammed on the brakes and nearly went into me. The driver jumped out of the car very irate, and remonstrated with me. I...
14:08 Tue 22nd Jan 20139 answers, last by Baldric 16:01 Wed 06th Feb 2013
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starone

The Business Deal

A Chinese guy goes into a Jewish-owned establishment to buy black bras, size 38. The Jewish store keeper, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it...
16:54 Thu 17th Jan 20132 answers, last by marval 18:41 Thu 17th Jan 2013

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