my god-daughter is doing a charity cycle ride for the henry surtees foundation - march to st ives and back she got here and had lunch, and is now on the return journey if you feel generous, please...
Bloke was helping his girlfriend to set up her first email address. They answered all the questions Name, address, Date of birth, username etc. However they could not decide on a password. After 10...
After a very gusty day and a few short (I minute) showers and heavy dark skies, I am now watching lovely pink and pale grey clouds drift past my window. I really don't know clouds at all. Cue for a...
The weather is just pants - and not in a good way. Big, saggy, grey apple-catchers. So let's have a silly thread - think of a book title and append the words "in my pants". To start I give you : Pride...
Girl takes her boyfriend back to meet her parents. The boyfriend was wearing a pair of goalie gloves and a shirt with a big number one on the back. The girl’s dad says, “Well, he’s definitely a...
A young boy asks his Dad, "What is the difference between confident and confidential?" Dad says, "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that's...
A deaf old lady walks into her local fishmongers and asks for a piece of cod "Sorry, Ma'am, we've got no cod" "Yes, sonny, a nice piece of cod" "We have NO cod" "I don't want haddock, just the cod"...
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: James T. Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Mr. Scott: 'Cos ma wee transporter beam was na...
"Lexophile" is a word used to describe those that love using words in rather unique ways, such as "you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish", or "to write with a broken pencil is pointless." A...
we have had book titles changed to include food - and we have had tv programmes altered too now let us try famous persons, alive or dead i'll kick things off with 'Patrick Stew-art' get your thinking...
....was very hot and this man wanted desperately to take a dive in a nearby lake. He didn't bring his swimming outfit, but who cared? He was all alone. So he undressed and got into the water. After...
Pretentious nonsense or not?
I know they're mostly hypo-allergenic ut what happened to good old-fashioned 'bitzer' or mongrel?
Anyway, mush dash, my Rhodesian Chihuaweiler needs walking....
Once upon a time, a guy asked a beautiful girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf and...
i thought this was quite good R Brain and G Gamble, Funeral directors, a sign in a shop Gardening is cheaper than therapy and you get tomatoes. more appropriate names, or something that amused you...
... at a building site. The foreman expects to have a little fun at his expense so he says, "You have to answer a question before we can hire you". "OK" says the Irishman, "Fire away" The Foreman...
only fools and horses, was wafting around the supermarket earlier, when I and other shoppers stopped in our tracks when over the tannoy came the immortal lines "would Elvis come to the checkout. "...
Hello Abers one and all. I have some very good news for you regarding an earlier post... ...my book is published and ready to buy at Amazon or Waterstone's:)) Scorned: The Thiteenth Ghost - Barker...
