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Voltage

What I Love Doing!

I’ll tell you what I love doing more than anything... Trying to pack myself in a small suitcase! I can hardly contain myself....
17:13 Sun 05th Nov 201712 answers, last by Voltage 17:37 Sun 05th Nov 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Curry Jokes!

I went for a curry the other day and got some terrible news. My naan had slipped into a korma. My bum was sore after a curry. The wife said "ringsting" I said 'why?, what will he know about it?" i Was...
15:30 Mon 09th Oct 201730 answers, last by DTCwordfan 18:46 Mon 09th Oct 2017
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Patsy33

What

What do you call a Russian with Tourette's Syndrome? Yukanol Fukov.
23:23 Thu 28th Sep 20178 answers, last by thistles 22:27 Fri 29th Sep 2017
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Patsy33

Just Been

Just been let down by the people who work at the fancy dress shop after I tried to order a Shepherd’s outfit. Can’t get the staff....
13:49 Thu 07th Sep 201729 answers, last by marval 18:19 Thu 07th Sep 2017
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Patsy33

Apparently

Apparently there's a new soap coming out, set in Bradford, it'll be called, 'Koran Nation Street'...
09:51 Thu 17th Aug 20177 answers, last by marval 19:04 Thu 17th Aug 2017
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Patsy33

I Asked

I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia. She whispered, “They’re right behind you...
16:13 Wed 09th Aug 20175 answers, last by marval 21:05 Wed 09th Aug 2017
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Patsy33

My Boss

My boss said to me today, “You’re the worst train driver ever. How many trains have you derailed so far?” I said, “It’s hard to keep track…”...
20:44 Sat 29th Jul 201724 answers, last by Chipchopper 12:28 Sun 30th Jul 2017
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Patsy33

My Dad...

My dad suggested I register for a donor card. He’s a man after my own heart....
17:19 Wed 07th Jun 20172 answers, last by marval 18:42 Wed 07th Jun 2017
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Chipchopper

Meals And Thrills

It was a busy night at the 'Pride of India' Indian restaurant, while customers waited patiently for their meals. Imagine the surprise when a waiter suddenly appeared and started cavorting around the...
10:43 Thu 25th May 20179 answers, last by DTCwordfan 18:47 Fri 26th May 2017
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mallyh

Whitening Pen

has anyone used the colgate whitening pen ? what did you think of it xx
08:42 Tue 16th May 201712 answers, last by Togo 21:00 Thu 25th May 2017
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Baldric

Cat Vs Cucumber .......

It's funny https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNycdfFEgBc...
23:24 Fri 03rd Mar 201717 answers, last by RandyMarsh 18:52 Sat 04th Mar 2017
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percy1946

Stolen Scrabble Game

My scrabble set was stolen recently. When I informed the police they said they would send someone to look for DNA. I said that's all very well but what about the other letters ???
23:02 Fri 24th Feb 20171 answer, last by marval 23:09 Fri 24th Feb 2017
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Patsy33

Actors Part

A director is screen testing Sylvestor Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger for a new film about classic composers. Not having figured out who to give which part to, he asks Sly who he would like to be....
21:30 Mon 20th Feb 20175 answers, last by zebo 11:53 Tue 21st Feb 2017
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Patsy33

Shop

My Chinese neighbour said he has opened a crows shop. I said, "ah, you mean a clothes shop?" He said, "no, a crows shop - come in and have a rook"...:)...
14:30 Mon 06th Feb 20177 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 13:01 Tue 07th Feb 2017
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Tilly2

In My Next Life, I Am Not Going To

buy a pair of 10% elastane jeans. What about you? Assuming that you believe that you will be back....
18:34 Thu 19th Jan 201746 answers, last by 237SJ 21:40 Thu 19th Jan 2017
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Chipchopper

News Just In

The body of a partially decayed, elderly forestry worker was discovered in a barn, beneath a pile of logs yesterday. A police spokesman said he was a well seasoned woodsman....
23:49 Fri 13th Jan 20179 answers, last by Chipchopper 13:00 Sun 15th Jan 2017
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Shaglene

Church Ladies With Typewriters............

The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. -------------------------- Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children....
11:45 Wed 11th Jan 201713 answers, last by Togo 20:28 Wed 08th Feb 2017
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Dazzy16

Largest Occupied Castle In The World. 7.6

Out and about in the uk quiz
19:59 Fri 06th Jan 20172 answers, last by TWR 20:05 Fri 06th Jan 2017
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Chipchopper

Christmas Decorations

I was outside earlier today on the edge of the woods collecting cones to adorn my christmas tree. The highways department was not too impressed when they caught up with me....
21:10 Mon 05th Dec 20169 answers, last by Chipchopper 23:14 Mon 05th Dec 2016
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Patsy33

New Bank Notes.

Vegan campaigners insist new bank notes should be made of fruit and vegetable pulp thus making sure everyone gets their fiver day.
15:43 Wed 30th Nov 20164 answers, last by Patsy33 17:22 Wed 30th Nov 2016

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