when you buy a newspaper or magazine from wherever do you take the top one or go down the pile for one underneath? I was waiting for someone in a supermarket today & stood near the papers/magazines &...
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"This tastes nearly as good as yours, William...."...
I walked into the police dressed as a battery...
One of the officers asked "why you dressed like that?"
I replied "Well I was told I was getting charged..."...
Down on the allotment, a man was puzzled by the poor quality and odd shape of his vegetables. "I just can't understand it" He told a fellow plot holder "I've fed the well and everything" "What have...
I was in court the other day and the Judge said to me "Have you ever been up before me?"
I replied, "I'm not sure, what time do you normally wake up?:)...
My Grandfather was a master craftsman, wood lathe operator. If he could see some of the shoddy workmanship on cheap foreign imports, in the stores today. Well, I think he would be turning in his...
Following the death of our son, which most of you kindly sent kind wishes, he donated his organs. It was always his wish to donate and he gave blood 3 times a year - anyway... we have had the most...
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of his life which produced an impressive set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet he...
Carol Royle has to awarded for her performance .... she was quite simply sublime .
She and her 'sons' have had me in tears for weeks . Awesome acting ......