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Modern Times

I was visiting my nephew last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper. "This is the 21st century," he said. We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, use my iPad." I can tell you this: That...
09:00 Fri 06th Sep 20132 answers, last by McMouse 09:04 Fri 06th Sep 2013
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Fluid Situation

Cardiac team have told me to limit daily fluid intake to max 2 litres in order to get severe oedema under control. I was horrified when I realised my actual daily consumption of breakfast orange...
09:32 Wed 04th Sep 20138 answers, last by Dee Sa 06:29 Thu 05th Sep 2013
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Email User Name

I'm due to lose my email user name in a couple of weeks and the ISP will allocate another one. Will this affect my Answerbank and Gravatar accounts? What do I need to do?
09:35 Fri 30th Aug 20134 answers, last by AB Editor 13:53 Fri 30th Aug 2013
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Is Personal Prejudice Acceptable

if you keep your views to yourself? Although I don't discriminate against anyone I do shudder at the thought of being confined in an aircraft seat along side certain folk.
10:29 Tue 27th Aug 201311 answers, last by snags 11:50 Tue 27th Aug 2013
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Male V Female Logic

Woman: Do you drink beer? Man: Yes Woman: How many beers a day? Man: Usually about 3 Woman: How much do you pay per beer? Man: £4 which includes a tip (This is where it gets scary !) Woman: And how...
09:08 Tue 27th Aug 20132 answers, last by jomifl 16:50 Thu 14th Nov 2013
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Blood Test

Have a monthly blood test as GP is monitoring low mineral levels. Called me on Friday saying latest test showed severe magnesium depletion and he was prescribing high dose mag supplement. Local...
11:26 Mon 19th Aug 201322 answers, last by Old_Geezer 19:17 Mon 19th Aug 2013
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Should Floggle Toggles

be available on the NHS for women with hairy armpits?...
10:48 Wed 14th Aug 201311 answers, last by McMouse 14:52 Wed 14th Aug 2013
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What A Great Question

A young Arab asks his father, "What is that weird hat you are wearing?" The father said, "Why, it's a 'chechia' because in the desert it protects our heads from the sun." "And what is this type of...
10:27 Tue 13th Aug 20136 answers, last by andy-hughes 08:27 Fri 27th Sep 2013
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Sex After Surgery

A recent article in the Kentucky Post reported that a woman, one Anne Maynard, has sued St Luke's hospital, saying that after her husband had surgery there, he lost all interest in sex. A hospital...
10:08 Mon 12th Aug 20137 answers, last by marval 17:05 Mon 12th Aug 2013
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Splitting Pills

I have been prescribed a 12.5 mg dose but the tablet is only packaged in 25 mg form. Pharmacist advised me to cut each one in half. It has always been my understanding that tablets should not be split...
12:04 Wed 07th Aug 201315 answers, last by Prudie 14:41 Wed 07th Aug 2013
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Lie Detector Robot

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son says, "I did some...
11:28 Wed 07th Aug 201310 answers, last by Jemisa 13:24 Thu 08th Aug 2013
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Positive Tea Leaves

Having recently changed to Lemon Tea from English Breakfast with milk, I've found reading my tea leaves to be a rather more agreeable experience. It seems I'm coming into money!
09:04 Tue 06th Aug 201346 answers, last by ludwig 00:40 Wed 07th Aug 2013
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For Skin Nourishment

which cheese would you recommend?
08:42 Mon 05th Aug 201317 answers, last by joggerjayne 10:17 Mon 05th Aug 2013
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Are You A Real Pilot?

You think you have lived to be 80 plus and know who you are, then along comes someone and blows it all to hell! An old Marine Pilot sat down at a Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight jacket...
08:21 Mon 05th Aug 20136 answers, last by marval 14:30 Mon 05th Aug 2013
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Cross Contamination

Had a hospital outpatients appointment yesterday and while in the waiting room noticed a number of nurses and admin staff filling plastic bottles from the chilled water dispenser. Seemed pretty...
09:56 Fri 02nd Aug 201324 answers, last by stewey 13:57 Fri 02nd Aug 2013
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Bad News And Good News

Got a call from chest clinic this morning cancelling by appointment for later today. They explained that results from last week's MRI scan confirmed I didn't have lung cancer and therefore didn't been...
12:45 Tue 30th Jul 201319 answers, last by ~Wingnut~ 21:44 Tue 30th Jul 2013
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My Morning Tea Leaves

Predict tomorrow will be a Tuesday and the Pope will admit to being a Catholic. What do your tea leaves tell you?
09:59 Mon 29th Jul 201312 answers, last by jim360 22:25 Mon 29th Jul 2013
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Practice Nurse Or A&e?

I recently removed the tip of my thumb whilst being careless with a sharp knife. Being on blood thinning medication I couldn't staunch the flow so nipped down to GP surgery to get it dressed. Practice...
09:52 Fri 26th Jul 201314 answers, last by baza 11:09 Fri 26th Jul 2013
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Laugh---I Wet Myself

Mrs McM mistakenly put a pantie liner in upside down - adhesive side up.................yelp.
09:08 Wed 24th Jul 201311 answers, last by Mamyalynne 12:16 Wed 24th Jul 2013
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Breaking News

Pregnant woman goes into labour. Is this another first for UK?
11:11 Mon 22nd Jul 201317 answers, last by margie04 19:19 Mon 22nd Jul 2013

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