One said to the other, "Ey oop! How's tha' dooin'?" (These were Yorkshire fleas.) "Ah'm perished!" said the second flea. "How come?" said the first flea. "I've just...
A guy with a reputation as a brilliant after-dinner speaker was asked to speak at his local rugby club annual dinner. When his wife found out about this she asked him what he would be speaking about....
I have been trying to take some of the pain out of addressing Christmas cards so have decided to print address labels - and of course save them for next year. I have easily managed to produce one...
Two workmates decide to share their lunchtime sandwiches. "What have you got today Jack?" asks Jim. "Cheese and tomato", Jack replies. "What have you got?" "Crab...
I am thinking of buying a 35 mm slide scanner to "digitise" my collection of 40 year old colour slides. I don't particularly want to buy an all-singing, all-dancing flatbed scanner as those...
I've been told that I can watch the Sky Sports channels by going to mypremium.tv. I seem to remember that a similar website to this was closed down "for legal reasons". I can see that Sky...
I have BBC News as my Home Page. Recently, on opening ths page the "Watch / Listen" panel at the top right of the page is replaced by annoying scrolling adverts which I find most irritating....
I've just received an email from Kodak Gallery informing me that it is closing on 2nd July. Can any of you good folk please advise on an alternative to KG which will allow me to send and receive...
I have somehow managed to install a "WiseConvert Community Toolbar" while I was attempting to download some instruction manual or other. (I forget what it was!). I thought I had managed to...
Further to my recent questions regarding this and other related problems I can now report that despite BT's categoric assurances that "There is no fault on line", I made an engineer...
Further to my recent questions regarding this and other related problems I can now report that despite BT's categoric assurances that "There is no fault on line", I made an engineer...
Until recently, when I opened a new tab in Chrome, it immediately showed my Home Page (BBC News). Now, when I click on the New Tab I get either "Most Visited" or "Apps". I know I...
Being a little hard of hearing I was advised to buy an amplified phone to supplement our existing conventional phone. Since I installed this phone - on an extension with all the correct filters in...
Does anyone out there have a phone number for Virgin Media that I, as a non-Virgin customer, can contact them on. I want to stop them sending me their promotional junk mail. I have emailed them 3...
Good morning! I hope you can help me. Last Saturday you gave a very full reply to Poppysix's question about her internet problems. I have similar problems but only about once a week. Normally, my...
I often find, when I click on a "Contact Us" link on a website that I get a template in MS Word. As I no longer use MS Word, having abadoned it in favour of Opn Office when the free trial...