After just one alcoholic beverage my cheeks seem to explode! They get redder and redder as the nights drinking goes on. In all photos of me you are drawn to the cheeks and as it can look like I've...
Words sometimes fail even me http://news.bbc.co.uk...ancashire/8362815.stm Had tears in my eyes when I read this paragraph... "The four-year-old girl had tried to feed the baby by using chairs to...
Somebody has put up a missing cat poster REWARD for any Information . I Have found the cat dead at the end of the road and have informed the lady of it whereabout . She was in tears on the other end...
I used goosefat last xmas for my roasties and il be honest there was not a blind bit of difference or any extra taste flavouring as expected, what is the best fat or oil to use with roast potatoes and...
___________________________________________ who used to say........................................ smoke me a kipper i will be back for breakfast. i think a user on here who would be jolly for about...
............................................. ..........................that i kept thinking that i was being followed by a short belgian detective with a dodgy...
Will you be posting a piccie of yourself when the avatars are up and running? I've just had some new passport one's done, can't decide which one to use.
One winter morning a husband and wife in northern Minnesota were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer Say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You...
With Christmas almost on us and with my youngest now 12 and being out of the loop - I was wondering what is the must have toy for the kids this year. You know the one everyone is looking for and...
I hear the following (or something quite similar) on a regular basis, BUT (TO ME) it does NOT sound correct. I have BAG FULLS of stuff... Surely the correct way to say this is ..I have BAGS FULL of...
You know the ones, those sneaky no lifed sods that wait for folk to use wrong grammar or make a spelling mistake then they jump out from the shadows and point out your little mistake before cackling...