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Pharmacist.

A pharmacist walks into his shop one day to find a man leaning against the wall. 'What's wrong with him,' he whispers to his sales assistant. 'Well he came up to the counter and asked for some cough...

cupid04

Why?

Q] Why did the helicopter pilot fit a larger fuel tank to his aircraft? A] So he could keep his chopper up longer!...

seekeerz

The Km Links Game - January Week 1

Good morning everyone - from a very hot and sticky HQ, where yesterday's temperature hit 44+ and today doesn't look much better !! So while my brain's giving some semblance of working, I'll get this...

SaintCarter

A Little Scenario

Now, I've found out that foot thing I've got is naturally thanks to a few helpful people, I thought I could try this little scenario I thought up: If I put my feet wearing expensive shoes and socks,...

tezmand

Eastenders Yesterday

your thoughts ?

mandimoo

Windows 8.1 Touch Screen Laptop

Would I Still be able to download shareware programmes that aren't touch screen compatible , for example one we have that splits audio tracks from one long continuous track, into several smaller...

Slapshot

Postman Pat

It was Postman Pat's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the post through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by...

Slapshot

Age And Experience

An old, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young lady at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his new girlfriend. The...

cupid04

My Friend...

My friend got crushed by a pile of books.... He's only got his shelf to blame!...

glenbar

Dna Test

I don't really think this is the correct place to ask this question but am asking as I hope Squad will see it and be kind enough to point me in the right direction. He always seems to talk sense and I...

stuey

Anybody Fancy A Nice Cuppa?

http://i58.tinypic.com/24vmlo4.jpg...

quizzywig

Miranda

Great series. Ended just right. Lucky girl!

ToraToraTora

Would The Snp Do A Deal With The Tories?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-30623652...

Peaspeculiars

I've Finally Got An Engagement Ring!

I'm over the moon! Over 13 years ago, myself and OH became engaged. Now, imagine the scenario - romantic/ or not as you like - on the way to Ikea, I was about to embark to a new job miles and miles...

waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Friday. The weekend is nigh. Now we can get back to whatever passes for normal. damp, but mild here this morning. I don't think it's going to improve either! Such is life. I might finally get round to...

DTCwordfan

For Those Of You With 4 To 6 Year Old Kids Or Grandchildren.

Just select all and copy into Word. Use Select F and type Coco into the popup box and then hit the replace button and type in your chosen name.....then replace all on the lower line and you have...

nailit

What Was Good About 2014 For You

A sort of follow on from my "anyone else got that flat feeling" thread below. Just trying to put things in perspective here, its so easy to be negative but it takes a little work to be thankful, so...

maggiebee

Happy New Year

May I add my best wishes to all those already posted. Hope you all have a happy, peaceful and prosperous 2015. You've seen me through some dark times and for that I will be eternally grateful.

tinkerbell23

Hello & Happy Ny From Me...x

Never forget my AB pals... Best wishes from me xx...

Svejk

Doh!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2892855/New-Zealand-jihadist-accidentally-posts-location-Syria-Twitter.html...

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