And all I have here is me dog, me beer and a packet of cheese an onion hula hoops and me new nokia e65 (god what a brill phone that is you can even watch tv on it and it is so small to pack all that...
Girly girls are needed to register a pretend team in the AB fantasy footie league, we can show the ab blokes we can kick some serious butt here , go into the footie category in sport, choose your fave...
have you ever been on a donkey and did you enjoy it do you have an nvq qualification do you know anyone called robin do you own a green t shirt have you ever played hockey and were you any good how...
Do you like cheese? Have you ever bunjie jumped? What was your least favourate subject at school? Have you ever driven a tank? How many clocks have you got in your house? Can you drive a helicopter?...
have you ever got socks as a xmas present for the males, if someone offered you 250 pounds to call roy keane gay to his face would you accept have you ever fallen asleep or walked out on a film in the...
my world has just fallen in on me ,my darling mams chemo has not worked and now the dirty fithy cancer is on her spine. They told her half way through that the tumour had shrunk but admitted today...
my dot.hawkes ID has been suspended within the last few minutes. My posting pattern tonight has comprised of the following; post at 20;49 double post at 20:53 and 20:54 on wqardy's thread post at...
1) Fat-headed 2) Obsessed with your own importance 3) Not terribly good at speling 4) A part-time lawyer's clerk 5) A Vauxhall Corsa owner 6) Have your own air-rifle Did you answer yes to all ? AB has...
If you was on a dessert island with no food or water would you: A. build a raft and float out to sea hoping to find a passing ship. B. scream C. Wait on the island and make a help sign out of stones....
do you keep both hands on steering wheel when driving have you ever baked a rhubarb tart for the females would you date dirk kuyt? did your dentist ever give you a lollipop as a child when you are...
can you skim stones who would win a fight between a lion and a tiger was button moon cheap crap or a cult classic have you ever hit 180 when playing darts last time you made stew did you squirt any of...
Now. I'm off to bed, phoarrrr !! Tonight she is wearing a slightly see-through white blouse over trim black trousers. What would you be wearing if you were broadcasting on Radio 4, not that you are of...
1) Garth brooks or another less talented singer? 2) ice cream van special or shop bought? 3) Horacio or Grisham? 4) petra or shep? 5) NHS or private? 6) chiropodist or chiropractor?
Who was your favourite character in stoppit and tidyup?Do you prefer tomato ketchup or brown sauce? What's your favourite insult? Do you put socks on first or pants? What is the best thing you have...
Can you use chopsticks? What sort of pegs do you use? Do you like your earlobes? Pineapple on pizza is wrong - yes or no? Do you weigh yourself on scales? What is your favourite cheese?