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I've Just Opened..

I’ve just opened an Elvis Presley themed steak house… It’s aimed at people who love meat tender....
17:38 Sun 20th Jun 202126 answers, last by jno 02:11 Mon 21st Jun 2021
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If You Were A Dj At A Party And Your Ex Walked In, What Would You Play :-)

I'll start... Big mouth strikes again. By Morrissey. Go Now. Moody Blues....
19:43 Sat 19th Jun 202167 answers, last by lady-janine 08:54 Sun 20th Jun 2021
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Planting Season

Now that's it's planting season, 6 weeks ago, I planted my aarse on the sofa and it's grown considerably..
16:03 Mon 24th May 202111 answers, last by Hopkirk 19:25 Tue 25th May 2021
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Warren

Can anyone tell me if Warren is still on BBC catchup? Can't deem to find it. Would love to watch it..
22:34 Sun 23rd May 202110 answers, last by barry1010 07:54 Mon 24th May 2021
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I Wonder?...

Is it too much to ask the Romans to re-invade Britain? Someone needs to resurface the roads.
12:35 Sun 16th May 20212 answers, last by THECORBYLOON 13:24 Sun 16th May 2021
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My Autobiograpy

I accidentally glued myself to my autobiography. It's my story and I'm sticking to it...
18:23 Sat 08th May 2021
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The Only Thing..

The only thing I take seriously today in the newspaper, is fish n chips. Then I take it with a pinch of salt....
19:52 Tue 04th May 20211 answer, last by DTCwordfan 19:52 Tue 04th May 2021
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Song Titles Or Artists, Related To Royalty.

I'll start; The K(C)orgis The Andrew Sisters :-) Castles in The Air...
19:49 Sat 24th Apr 202131 answers, last by lankeela 10:38 Mon 26th Apr 2021
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Rhubarb

My next door neighbour told me to put manure on my rhubarb. I tried it and it tasted bloody horrible! I still prefer custard.....
11:18 Fri 23rd Apr 20211 answer, last by johnny.5 11:19 Fri 23rd Apr 2021
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Wonder What It Could Be?

My DIL's Father, is still having problems after contracting Covid 19 a couple of months ago. It effected his lungs quite badly. He is doing better, but has been told he has a shadow on his heart. He...
16:13 Wed 07th Apr 20213 answers, last by Sqad 17:00 Wed 07th Apr 2021
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Sad News

Sad News. I broke up with my girlfriend Lorraine. She found out I was seeing another girl, Claire Lee. Good News. I can see Claire Lee now Lorraine has gone....
15:53 Wed 07th Apr 202110 answers, last by Tuvok 10:59 Thu 08th Apr 2021
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Have You Seen..

I've just been talking to a Chinese drug addict. He said "have you seen my cocaine" ?. I said " No , not since he starred in Zulu".......
11:26 Mon 05th Apr 20212 answers, last by davebro 14:52 Mon 05th Apr 2021
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Traffic. Wow! These People Are Not Fazed By Anything..

Perhaps others could learn by this. They don't hang about do they?.. https://youtu.be/4-XDxCb92X4...
13:58 Sat 03rd Apr 202110 answers, last by Patsy33 22:10 Sat 03rd Apr 2021
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Labryinthitis

Sqad, I've been feeling dizzy on and off for two months. I've had blood pressure checks, eyes checked and lots of blood works which all come back normal. Someone suggested it might be labryinthitis....
11:20 Tue 30th Mar 202127 answers, last by Patsy33 15:06 Fri 23rd Apr 2021
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Spotted..

I spotted an Albino Dalmation the other day. That's the least I could do for it.....
16:03 Mon 29th Mar 20213 answers, last by Bazile 07:38 Tue 30th Mar 2021
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An Argument

Is an argument between two vegans, still called a beef?
19:01 Sat 27th Mar 20217 answers, last by Patsy33 21:37 Sat 27th Mar 2021
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A Young Marc Bolan.

Here he is as a young 15 yr old mod! https://images.app.goo.gl/6DiLRx1AxvKfo1RA7...
18:37 Sat 27th Mar 202157 answers, last by tonyav 21:56 Thu 01st Apr 2021
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Unhealthy Obsession

I used to have an unhealthy obsession with plumbing parts but, after years of therapy, I finally got it out my cistern....
17:40 Sat 27th Mar 20214 answers, last by jno 17:52 Sat 27th Mar 2021
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Mother Cat Feeds Orphaned Baby Hedgehogs

What a wonderful Mother cat! https://youtu.be/D3rqy0hKKeo...
14:45 Wed 24th Mar 202110 answers, last by Canary42 15:43 Mon 29th Mar 2021
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Like The Sun

Bread is like the sun. It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist....
15:02 Tue 23rd Mar 2021

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