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Freak Accident.

In a freak accident today, a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed in him. To be fair, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him......
13:14 Fri 26th Feb 202122 answers, last by Sqad 15:12 Fri 26th Feb 2021
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Well, That Was Embarrassing!

In the upstairs bathroom earlier, when the window flew wide open! It's bowing a gale here. I got off toilet and crawled across floor, sneakily & quickly and shut the darn window! There are houses to...
15:01 Tue 23rd Feb 202179 answers, last by choux 19:51 Tue 23rd Feb 2021
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Behind Her Eyes

Anyone been watching this on Netflix? I read the book a couple of years ago, and thought it brilliant. It's always difficult to make a good book into film, but they've done a good job so far. It's a...
13:46 Fri 19th Feb 202122 answers, last by Patsy33 14:57 Mon 22nd Feb 2021
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Yorkshire Show..

Bill and his wife Blanche go to the Yorkshire show every year, And every year Bill would say, " Blanche, I'd like to ride in that there 'elicopter " Blanche always replied, " I know Bill, but that...
13:12 Thu 18th Feb 20216 answers, last by pixie374 12:04 Fri 19th Feb 2021
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New Meanings For Old Words

Acupuncture, a jab well done. Inkwell . An accomplished tattooist. Lobster . Someone who throws poorly. Your turn.....
18:15 Tue 16th Feb 202185 answers, last by choux 22:00 Wed 17th Feb 2021
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Mark Twain Quotes

Always liked his quotes. Have you got any favourites? Kindness is the language the deaf can hear and the blind can see. The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up....
14:00 Tue 16th Feb 202135 answers, last by Patsy33 17:40 Tue 16th Feb 2021
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A Little Something To Cheer You Up..

So cute! https://youtu.be/PekXUqjHJMo...
14:49 Sun 14th Feb 20215 answers, last by Smowball 02:27 Mon 15th Feb 2021
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Beach Related Songs Or Artists, Fun

I'll start you off.. Katrina & The Waves Mr. Blue Sky...
17:56 Sat 13th Feb 202177 answers, last by choux 03:48 Tue 16th Feb 2021
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Sting.

Sting was kidnapped last night. Police are looking for a lead.....
20:51 Fri 12th Feb 2021
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In Hospital

Accidently drank a bottle of invisible ink. I'm in hospital waiting to be seen....
16:25 Thu 11th Feb 20211 answer, last by Chipchopper 16:44 Thu 11th Feb 2021
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Obsession With Cowboys

My partner is leaving me because of my obsession with cowboys But that's ok this town ain't big enough for the both of us...
19:05 Wed 10th Feb 202117 answers, last by Chipchopper 09:12 Thu 11th Feb 2021
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Princess Eugenie Has Baby Boy.

Lovely news! :-) https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/royal-family/princess-eugenie-baby-name-husband-b1799892.html...
18:44 Tue 09th Feb 202135 answers, last by Theland 07:03 Wed 10th Feb 2021
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Pub

I went to the pub dressed as a tennis ball. I got served first......
12:37 Mon 08th Feb 20217 answers, last by Chipchopper 13:48 Mon 08th Feb 2021
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Song Titles ( It's All Material) Fun

e.g. Cotton Fields. Paper Roses.. Over to you. .....
20:22 Sat 06th Feb 202148 answers, last by douglas9401 21:36 Sat 06th Feb 2021
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The Police Just Rang..

The police have just rang to inform me that they’ve recovered my stolen sofa. That was nice of them, it was starting to look a bit tatty....
21:14 Thu 04th Feb 202110 answers, last by Patsy33 13:02 Fri 05th Feb 2021
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Average Blood Pressure Reading. Help.

Can some clever helpful person please work out my average blood pressure reading please. I have to hand results in today. Thanks. 7 days. Morning and night. Day 1. 95/58 109/65 Day 2. 113/66 109/63...
16:13 Thu 04th Feb 202136 answers, last by Patsy33 22:03 Thu 04th Feb 2021
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Covid. Long Lasting Effects On Lungs?

My daughter in law's Father has been in hospital 3 days with covid. His started with cough. Went into his lungs. Although getting better, after putting him on oxygen, steroids & antibiotics, Doctors...
21:14 Wed 03rd Feb 202113 answers, last by Patsy33 11:33 Fri 05th Feb 2021
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A Dick Emery Moment :-)

I went to Tescos earlier, and as I was queuing just inside entrance, a security guard was stopping some people to make sure they were on their own, without spouse/ family in tow. Fair enough. He was...
16:00 Wed 03rd Feb 202114 answers, last by iluvmargie 18:59 Wed 03rd Feb 2021
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What Do You Think Of This Baby's Name?

At first I thought, what?! Then when Mother said they will shorten it, I quite like it. https://metro.co.uk/2021/01/27/dani-dyers-baby-name-santiago-what-does-it-mean-13976575/...
20:32 Tue 02nd Feb 202139 answers, last by Mozz71 23:49 Tue 02nd Feb 2021
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Flowers And Flowers In Songs (Fun)

e.g. I'll pick a rose for my rose. I will walk 500 Niles.....
21:08 Sat 30th Jan 202170 answers, last by royfromaus 21:04 Mon 01st Feb 2021

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