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281 to 300 of 1971

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Parrot Singing Led Zeppelin Song :-))

Stairway to Heaven. https://youtu.be/1NnbI4ncTTE...
17:44 Fri 22nd Jan 202110 answers, last by roopower 11:40 Sat 23rd Jan 2021
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Kath And Kim

After my sister and a friend, recommending this Australian comedy series, I finally got round to given it a try. So glad I did. I've been watching a couple of episodes nightly and gave had the best...
16:40 Wed 20th Jan 20216 answers, last by Amol111 16:28 Sat 23rd Jan 2021
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Doctor's Surgery.

I met a painter and a singer in Doctor's surgery. One was hoping for a good throat tincture, the other a hot poultice. They introduced themselves as Vincent Van Cough and Susan Boil....
09:18 Tue 19th Jan 20211 answer, last by Canary42 12:29 Tue 19th Jan 2021
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Bought A Lettuce.

Bought a head of lettuce from a small Grocery shop., called Mamas & Papas. Could eat it though, all the leaves are brown.....
18:56 Mon 18th Jan 202111 answers, last by Hopkirk 00:15 Tue 19th Jan 2021
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Animals In Punny Countries, Cities, Towns.

e.g., Hamsterdam Gnu York Over to you :-)...
20:09 Sun 17th Jan 202175 answers, last by Sam1960 22:48 Sun 17th Jan 2021
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Mother In Law

Mother in Law came round for dinner and asked, "Why does your dog keep looking at me?" I said, " because youre eating off his plate"...
17:29 Sun 17th Jan 202111 answers, last by zebo 20:54 Sun 17th Jan 2021
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A Beer

At a recent rally, somebody threw a beer at Trump's head... He's fine. It was a draft, so he dodged it....
16:22 Sun 17th Jan 20212 answers, last by Patsy33 16:25 Sun 17th Jan 2021
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Neighbour Banging On Wall.

My neighbour just banged on the wall at 4.20 am, can you believe that? Lucky I was still up playing music. He banged and shouted, "Can we have a little respect please?" So I shouted back, "I'm not a...
19:19 Sat 09th Jan 20211 answer, last by jno 19:23 Sat 09th Jan 2021
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My Grandson

My Grandson and I were playing a couple of days ago. He has such a vivid imagination. I had to pretend to eat a poisoned apple, and pretended to be dying. His character was Superman, so I shouted for...
11:48 Sat 09th Jan 20218 answers, last by Patsy33 12:23 Sat 09th Jan 2021
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Missing.

Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home! Officer: Age? Husband: I'm not sure. Somewhere between 50 and 60. We don't do birthdays. Officer: Height? Husband: I'm...
13:30 Wed 06th Jan 20211 answer, last by aelmpvw 13:35 Wed 06th Jan 2021
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Anyone Got Any Spare Dice For My New Hobby?

Incredible! https://youtu.be/py8Cu1MkD5w...
14:05 Mon 04th Jan 202127 answers, last by Arksided 15:38 Mon 04th Jan 2021
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Acupuncturist

I don't trust my Acupuncturist. She's a backstabber.....
13:42 Mon 04th Jan 20214 answers, last by Patsy33 14:02 Mon 04th Jan 2021
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They Wear It Well.... Songs

Forever in Blue Jeans. Neil Diamond. Hand in Glove. The Smiths. These Boots were made for Walking. Nancy Sinatra. Over to you.....
17:50 Sun 03rd Jan 2021132 answers, last by LadyCG 22:46 Mon 04th Jan 2021
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A Cool Or Hot Song.

Cold As Ice. Foreigner Hot Legs. Rod Stewart...
17:57 Fri 01st Jan 202149 answers, last by douglas9401 19:20 Sat 02nd Jan 2021
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One Thing On Top Of Another...

It's just one thing on top of another! Paid a carpenter upfront to make me a double bed and he's done a bunk!
17:10 Thu 31st Dec 20202 answers, last by Chipchopper 09:29 Fri 01st Jan 2021
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My Friend Called Me..

My friend called me in a panic and shouted, “An evil wizard turned me into a tiny harp! I don’t know what to do!” Frantically, I drove all the way to his house only to find out... ...he’s really a big...
11:37 Thu 31st Dec 20203 answers, last by jno 11:40 Thu 31st Dec 2020
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Fun Time! Garden Related Songs..

Can You Dig It? By The Mock Turtles. Sowing The Seeds of Love. By Tears for Fears. Thank U Very Mulch. Scaffold.....
17:11 Wed 30th Dec 202062 answers, last by zylaphone 20:42 Wed 30th Dec 2020
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Newspaper

I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers The Times are rough.....
10:20 Thu 24th Dec 20208 answers, last by shoota 12:16 Thu 24th Dec 2020
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Let's Have A Drink Celebrity Style!

I'll start.. Whiskey in the Jar Marguarita Time...
19:36 Tue 22nd Dec 202042 answers, last by Bobbisox1 09:55 Wed 23rd Dec 2020
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Magnificent Seven

Did you know, The Magnificent Seven, once filmed an aftershave commercial at Liverpool football ground? Actually, only six of them took part, because Yul never wore cologne....
15:29 Mon 21st Dec 20204 answers, last by piggynose 16:00 Mon 21st Dec 2020

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