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My Friend Called Me..

My friend called me in a panic and shouted, “An evil wizard turned me into a tiny harp! I don’t know what to do!” Frantically, I drove all the way to his house only to find out... ...he’s really a big...
12:37 Thu 31st Dec 20203 answers, last by jno 12:40 Thu 31st Dec 2020
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Fun Time! Garden Related Songs..

Can You Dig It? By The Mock Turtles. Sowing The Seeds of Love. By Tears for Fears. Thank U Very Mulch. Scaffold.....
18:11 Wed 30th Dec 202062 answers, last by zylaphone 21:42 Wed 30th Dec 2020
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Newspaper

I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers The Times are rough.....
11:20 Thu 24th Dec 20208 answers, last by shoota 13:16 Thu 24th Dec 2020
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Let's Have A Drink Celebrity Style!

I'll start.. Whiskey in the Jar Marguarita Time...
20:36 Tue 22nd Dec 202042 answers, last by Bobbisox1 10:55 Wed 23rd Dec 2020
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Magnificent Seven

Did you know, The Magnificent Seven, once filmed an aftershave commercial at Liverpool football ground? Actually, only six of them took part, because Yul never wore cologne....
16:29 Mon 21st Dec 20204 answers, last by piggynose 17:00 Mon 21st Dec 2020
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Edible Band Names

I'll start you off.. Iggy Popcorn Smashing Pumpkins Pie Bon Bon Jovi...
21:14 Sat 19th Dec 2020179 answers, last by Arksided 15:47 Sun 20th Dec 2020
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My Son..

My son kept chewing on electrical cords, so I had to ground him. He's doing better currently, and conducting himself properly....
10:05 Fri 18th Dec 20206 answers, last by zebo 12:35 Fri 18th Dec 2020
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Where?

Where do Russians buy their coffee? Tsarbucks.....
13:14 Mon 14th Dec 2020
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What Would They Be Called?

If some of our politicians/world leaders were in a music band, what would they be called? Joe Biden & The Zimmers Boris & The Bullingdon Club...
23:17 Sun 13th Dec 202036 answers, last by Patsy33 12:56 Wed 16th Dec 2020
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Christmas Presents

My mate from Liverpool got his kids a trampoline, and a couple of bikes for Christmas. I asked where he got them from. He said off the internet. Oh, which website, I asked. He replied Google Earth.
14:21 Sun 13th Dec 20204 answers, last by Patsy33 14:44 Sun 13th Dec 2020
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Ruin A Song Title By Changing One Letter.

I'll start you off... Piggy Sue Your Pong. Tie a Yellow Gibbon Round the Old Oak Tree...
20:11 Sat 12th Dec 2020168 answers, last by douglas9401 00:07 Fri 18th Dec 2020
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Budgie

My friend gave me a poorly budgie. I've made him as comfortable as I can in his new cage. He did lose his appetite, but I'm sure it will return. I just know he will succeed!
21:46 Fri 11th Dec 20209 answers, last by tonyav 00:59 Sat 12th Dec 2020
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The Gift, Netflix

Trying to find this psycological thriller eith Jason Bateman, but keep getting a series with same name. Cant seem to find the one we want. Any suggestions?
22:14 Sun 06th Dec 20202 answers, last by Patsy33 23:00 Sun 06th Dec 2020
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Fun! Barbers/ Hairdressers Related To Film Titless.

I'll begin; Shaving Private Ryan What about 'Bob'...
20:06 Sat 05th Dec 202076 answers, last by THECORBYLOON 21:20 Sun 06th Dec 2020
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Weird Phone Call!

My husband just had a phone call from 'Essex Police' saying they had a ***** ******* in custody, and did we know him. He gave our surname but wrong christian name. It was from a Sergeant *****, my...
12:42 Fri 04th Dec 20204 answers, last by Peter Pedant 16:26 Fri 04th Dec 2020
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Amazon Delivery Drivers, Again!

We've had problems with delivery in the last month or so. My son has complained, made the address more simple, by putting opposite memorial/ shop, whatever. Still nothing. He always gets his money...
11:36 Fri 04th Dec 202016 answers, last by roopower 12:39 Fri 04th Dec 2020
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I Was Late..

As I was late to the cannibal feast, I was given the cold shoulder. ....
15:54 Thu 03rd Dec 20204 answers, last by Hopkirk 16:14 Thu 03rd Dec 2020
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Soup Kitchen.

I got sacked last night from the Salvation Army soup kitchen. All I said was, "Come on, Hurry up. Some of us have got homes to go to"...
18:58 Wed 02nd Dec 20202 answers, last by Chipchopper 11:47 Thu 03rd Dec 2020
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The Queens Gambit.

My sister recommended this series on Netflix. When she told me the subject was about chess, I felt put off. She told me not to be put off by this, and assured me I'd like it. Well, watched two...
20:18 Mon 30th Nov 202029 answers, last by Patsy33 12:46 Wed 02nd Dec 2020
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Price Of Butter

A couple of years ago, I switched a favourite brand of butter, to Lurpack, slightly salted, 500 g. Ive been shocked how much the price has jumped! £3.75! I felt quite guilty for putting it on my...
14:25 Mon 30th Nov 202080 answers, last by Patsy33 20:20 Mon 30th Nov 2020

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