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Prescribed..

I’ve been prescribed anti gloating cream. I cant wait to rub it in....
19:24 Mon 29th Jun 20201 answer, last by aelmpvw 19:27 Mon 29th Jun 2020
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A Flying Suspect

A flying insect was apprehended in the offices of MI5 yesterday. He’s avoided all questions about why he was there, but it’s strongly suspected that he’s the Cagey Bee....
14:38 Sat 27th Jun 20203 answers, last by Canary42 20:27 Sat 27th Jun 2020
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New Fuel..

A large oil company, has announced its going to start producing fuel from insects urine. It's called BP....
21:49 Wed 24th Jun 20209 answers, last by Patsy33 00:11 Thu 25th Jun 2020
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Farmer

Why did the farmer start a punk rock band? Because he was tired of haulin' oats...
18:40 Sun 21st Jun 20204 answers, last by Patsy33 23:39 Sun 21st Jun 2020
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Anagram Connections

Unscramble the following words and find a word that connects them. Note that although some words have more than one anagram, only one will fit the connecting word. CANED AES BROAD LAPN RIFTS POSH...
17:28 Sun 21st Jun 20207 answers, last by Patsy33 18:23 Sun 21st Jun 2020
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Can You Connect

How can you connect the following words? CLOCK SYSTEM TRAFFIC EGG RETREAT DRUM...
17:14 Sun 21st Jun 20204 answers, last by Patsy33 17:19 Sun 21st Jun 2020
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Flower Power (For Fun)

Flower Power. In what way can the following sentences be said to contain flowery language? A sparkling diamond for the debonair is the height of fashion Skilled jewel-cutters shape onyx with tools....
17:02 Sun 21st Jun 20209 answers, last by Patsy33 17:08 Sun 21st Jun 2020
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Business Puns..

My partner had his hair cut earlier, at, Barber Streisands Then he had car cleaned at, Spandeau Valet Later, going to see Divorce Lawyers, Ditcher, Quick & Hyde....
20:40 Sat 20th Jun 20209 answers, last by elliemay1 21:34 Sat 20th Jun 2020
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My Boss..

My boss said I intimidate the others in the office. So I just stared at him until he apologised......
15:40 Sat 20th Jun 20202 answers, last by Hopkirk 21:20 Sat 20th Jun 2020
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Fun Time! Unlikely Bands

Jeremy Clarkson & The Hot Rods Jonathan Woss & The Supwemes Boris & The Johnsons. Your turn :-)...
20:10 Fri 19th Jun 202011 answers, last by JimF 00:27 Sat 20th Jun 2020
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Terrible Accident

A man had a terrible accident at work, he fell into an industrial pepper grinder, he’s fine now....
18:27 Thu 18th Jun 20203 answers, last by Georgiesmum 00:26 Fri 19th Jun 2020
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Competition

I’m entering the worlds tightest hat competition. Just hope I can pull it off.....
20:22 Wed 17th Jun 20201 answer, last by Toorak 20:23 Wed 17th Jun 2020
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More Fun! Celebrities At The Hairdressers.

Scissor Sisters Bob Dyelan Bleach Boys.. Let's see if you can cut it......
20:58 Sun 14th Jun 202070 answers, last by johnny.5 21:58 Sun 14th Jun 2020
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Masks & Glasses

Has Covid 19 forced you to wear masks & glasses at the same time?? You may be entitled to condensation...
13:58 Sun 14th Jun 20207 answers, last by Patsy33 22:12 Fri 19th Jun 2020
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Celebrity Race Horses

...and they're off!.. Al Capony Harry Trotter Your turn.....
20:06 Sat 13th Jun 202086 answers, last by tamaris 20:28 Sun 14th Jun 2020
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More Fun! Gardening Theme. Songs.

Can You Dig It? Mock Turtles. Ace of Spades. Motorhead . Your turn.....
21:18 Fri 12th Jun 2020109 answers, last by Ken4155 09:03 Sat 13th Jun 2020
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Fun Time! Feathered Friends In Song Titles.

I'll start you off :-) 'There's a Kind of Thrush' Hermans Hermits. 'No 'Egrets' -Edith Piaf.. Your turn......
20:40 Thu 11th Jun 202076 answers, last by LadyCG 12:58 Fri 12th Jun 2020
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B&Q

Just rang B&Q. I asked, "How big is the queue?" Person replied, "The same size as the B".....
20:06 Thu 11th Jun 202019 answers, last by Chipchopper 06:43 Fri 12th Jun 2020
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Left Me..

My girlfriend left me because she couldn't handle my OCD. I told her to close the door five times on her way out.
16:50 Sun 07th Jun 20201 answer, last by vaibhav256jain 09:42 Thu 30th Jul 2020
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Fun Time! Celebrities Names With Body Parts.

I'll start you off. Toe- knee Hancock Sarah Cocxyx Head Sheeran Your turn :-))...
20:20 Sat 06th Jun 2020130 answers, last by Denton 00:34 Sun 07th Jun 2020

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