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Dirty Rich..

My neighbour just buried £100,000 in his back garden.. ..he wanted to make his soil richer....
17:04 Sat 28th Mar 20204 answers, last by Spicerack 18:13 Sat 28th Mar 2020
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Feels Like Head Cold

Last couple of days feels like I have a head cold with nasty headaches and feeling very tired at times. Slightly wheezy yesterday but gone off now. Do you think I should be worried?
16:25 Sat 28th Mar 202017 answers, last by Patsy33 19:39 Sat 28th Mar 2020
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Just For Fun

1 Machu Picchu is located in which country? 2 Who designed St. Paul's Cathedral? 3 Which is the longest river in Asia? 4 Which Scottish city is situated on the banks of the River Tay? Perth, Stirling...
13:45 Sat 28th Mar 202018 answers, last by Ken4155 14:17 Sat 28th Mar 2020
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Car Trouble

My wife called because the car wouldn't start. She said it has water in the carburetor. Knowing my wife has no knowledge of anything mechanical I said, "and how do you know there's water in the the...
12:11 Fri 27th Mar 20202 answers, last by marval 15:36 Fri 27th Mar 2020
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I Gotta Wash My Hands...'beatles'

https://youtu.be/60M7R3S1e7U...
22:53 Thu 26th Mar 20202 answers, last by Patsy33 23:31 Thu 26th Mar 2020
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World Map..

My partner purchased a world map.... gave me a dart and said "throw this and wherever it lands I'm taking you for a holiday when this pandemic is over". Turns out we're spending two weeks behind the...
19:07 Wed 25th Mar 20206 answers, last by Togo 21:30 Thu 26th Mar 2020
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Talented Boys!

From Rock the Lock Down on FB. https://youtu.be/WTPhHVWclow...
12:23 Sun 22nd Mar 20203 answers, last by NickorWan 12:28 Sun 22nd Mar 2020
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Should We Follow This Advice?.....

https://www.newsweek.com/mike-pence-tells-americans-spend-more-time-your-knees-internet-1452899...
15:14 Sat 21st Mar 202012 answers, last by Patsy33 12:40 Sun 22nd Mar 2020
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They Lied!

They said wear a mask and gloves when you go to grocery shop. They lied. Everybody had clothes on.....
10:30 Sat 21st Mar 20203 answers, last by marval 11:38 Sat 21st Mar 2020
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Seller

I use to sell loose onions, until I got the sack...
19:26 Thu 19th Mar 20203 answers, last by marval 19:28 Fri 20th Mar 2020
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Dodgy Doctor

Police have just received info about a dodgy doctor performing dangerous circumcisions There must have been a tip off...
23:58 Wed 18th Mar 20207 answers, last by Chipchopper 08:00 Thu 19th Mar 2020
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Funeral Cancelled

Just had a message to say that my husband's cousin, who was going to have her funeral next Tuesday, has been cancelled. This is because of CV. I was only thinking about this a few days ago. I suppose...
21:52 Tue 17th Mar 20209 answers, last by retrocop 00:48 Wed 18th Mar 2020
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Repent Your Sins!

https://www.gifng.com/animals/71177/...
19:22 Mon 16th Mar 20202 answers, last by pixie374 19:25 Mon 16th Mar 2020
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Nadine Dorries Has Been Tested Positive For Coronavirus

https://www.independent.co.uk/topic/nadine-dorries...
00:07 Wed 11th Mar 202030 answers, last by THECORBYLOON 10:56 Wed 11th Mar 2020
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Flight Control On Strike...

We were all ready for take off for our holiday to Costa del Sol from Birmingham, when the captain announced we could be sat here on plane for 2 hours! Aggjhhh! My husband is not a happy person! Flight...
11:53 Thu 20th Feb 202022 answers, last by marval 17:17 Thu 20th Feb 2020
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Holiday

My partner asked, " When we go on holiday to Egypt, can we go on a camel?" I said, don't be so darn silly, It will take us ages to get there!"...
14:32 Mon 17th Feb 20205 answers, last by marval 18:53 Mon 17th Feb 2020
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Puppeteer. What Talent!

https://youtu.be/dv54TXyNkyQ...
14:03 Mon 17th Feb 202010 answers, last by Patsy33 14:33 Mon 17th Feb 2020
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We All Know..

We all know that Einstien was a genius. His brother Frank was a monster....
19:31 Fri 14th Feb 20201 answer, last by marval 00:50 Sat 15th Feb 2020
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Making A Movie...

Some actors were planning to make a movie on famous composers Arnold Schwarzenegger, Leonardo DiCaprio and Tom Hanks were all making a movie about famous composers. Leo said, "I'd like to play...
22:27 Thu 13th Feb 20209 answers, last by Patsy33 21:20 Sat 15th Feb 2020
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Did You Hear..

Did you hear Scotland is forming a new branch of their military? They are calling it The Scotchgard. Its motto is "To protect the very fabric of our nation."...
22:07 Tue 11th Feb 20202 answers, last by Patsy33 23:28 Tue 11th Feb 2020

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