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Just For Fun. Ruin A Bands Name By Changing One Letter.

The Why Fake That Pink Flood Your turn......
22:10 Fri 22nd May 2020321 answers, last by tonyav 00:02 Mon 25th May 2020
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Dead To Me

Has anyone watched this on Netflix? Loving it so far. My husband is staying with it, but not so enthusiastic as me. To be fair, I think it will appeal more to the woman....
17:36 Fri 22nd May 202010 answers, last by Patsy33 22:11 Fri 22nd May 2020
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I Am Napoleon

Late one night at the insane asylum one patient shouted, "I am Napoleon!" A person in another room said, "How do you know?" The first patient said, "God told me!" Just then, a voice from another room...
16:09 Tue 19th May 20208 answers, last by nescio 12:29 Wed 20th May 2020
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A Sign

Walking past a farm, I saw a sign that said: 'Duck, eggs'. I thought: "That's a funny place for a comma" -then it hit me....
10:29 Thu 14th May 20207 answers, last by Bazile 10:50 Thu 14th May 2020
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Spanish King

The Spanish King has been quarantined on his private jet. That means the reign in Spain will stay mainly on the plane.
04:25 Mon 11th May 20202 answers, last by Patsy33 17:31 Mon 11th May 2020
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Dating

A girl, my brother is dating, works long hours at a bakery. I don’t think it’s going to work out. She’s too kneady....
18:15 Sun 10th May 202021 answers, last by zebo 10:49 Mon 11th May 2020
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Netflix Films/Series To Watch

Finished watching Ozark, last week. Really enjoyed it. Were a bit lost now it has finished. Can anyone recommend anything worth viewing? Thanks.
20:34 Fri 08th May 202011 answers, last by Patsy33 23:11 Fri 08th May 2020
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Carpentry

I was going to tell a joke about carpentry, but thought it wooden work..
12:16 Sun 03rd May 20208 answers, last by zebo 10:00 Mon 04th May 2020
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Vices

God spoke to me, telling me I should quit smoking, drinking and sex. I told him I'd try very hard. A week later, he asked me how I was getting on. I said that I managed to quit smoking, given up the...
11:18 Sun 03rd May 20203 answers, last by aelmpvw 12:08 Sun 03rd May 2020
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Kitten Name

Trying to help friend name her Kitten. He's a short haired chocolate coloured boy. Any ideas on names please?...
09:39 Wed 29th Apr 202035 answers, last by Patsy33 20:03 Thu 30th Apr 2020
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Weightlifters

BREAKING NEWS.. Donald Trump has told all weightlifters who can't get to the gym to inject themselves with Mr Muscle!...
22:41 Sun 26th Apr 20205 answers, last by Patsy33 22:48 Sun 26th Apr 2020
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Be Careful

My neighbour said, "Be careful when out shopping with your partner, came home yesterday, removed our face masks and it was the wrong woman!"...
19:05 Sun 26th Apr 20201 answer, last by marval 16:44 Mon 27th Apr 2020
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Can Anyone Help With This?

The letters,GI, is over 6 letter Cs, in a triangle shape. There is a straight line dividing GI and Vs. GI ---------------- C C C C C C...
16:00 Sun 26th Apr 202013 answers, last by weecalf 16:46 Sun 26th Apr 2020
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Missing Cat Found!

https://www.spirefm.co.uk/news/local-news/3088804/cat-missing-for-two-weeks-found-inside-salisbury-charity-shop/ So funny! Glad he was found and not in a bad way. Any fitting captions??...
19:27 Sat 25th Apr 20204 answers, last by Patsy33 16:45 Sun 26th Apr 2020
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Country Walk

Went for a nice little country walk today. It was so peaceful, watching the wildlife, listening to the water gently rippling. Then my phone rings, agghhh! It was my annoying friend. I told him I...
09:31 Fri 24th Apr 20201 answer, last by marval 22:03 Fri 24th Apr 2020
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A Brittish Boat

A brittish boat is nearby a port in Germany and calls for help on the radio: -WE ARE SINKING! WE ARE SINKING! The german replies: -Wat are you sinking about?...
12:38 Thu 23rd Apr 20202 answers, last by Ken4155 12:42 Thu 23rd Apr 2020
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Drowned

"Our mate Dave was drowned. For the funeral we have a wreath made in the shape of a lifebelt. It’s what he would have wanted.”...
10:49 Thu 23rd Apr 20203 answers, last by Chipchopper 13:54 Thu 23rd Apr 2020
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Cross Bred Insects

I once knew a guy who cross bred insects for fun. I liked the guy at first, but eventually I got tired of his crazy ant ticks....
17:29 Wed 22nd Apr 20204 answers, last by Chipchopper 18:31 Wed 22nd Apr 2020
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Just Bought

Just bought a really expensive barge pole. Thought I'd push the boat out.....
17:00 Wed 22nd Apr 20203 answers, last by retrocop 17:08 Wed 22nd Apr 2020
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My Enesthetist

Before my surgery my anesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle. It was an ether/oar situation....
11:36 Wed 22nd Apr 20204 answers, last by Spicerack 15:14 Wed 22nd Apr 2020

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