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I Recently Took A Pole...

I recently took a pole and found out 100% of the occupants were angry with me when their tent collapsed
00:03 Wed 04th Dec 20195 answers, last by DTCwordfan 08:30 Wed 04th Dec 2019
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Dumbbells For Kids

I'm currently looking at some dumbbells for my nearly 10 year old grandson, for Xmas. Not sure what weights I should get. They range from 1kg - 10kg. He is a very strong boy. Can anyone advise?...
18:24 Mon 02nd Dec 20196 answers, last by Patsy33 18:12 Tue 03rd Dec 2019
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Cupboard Tidy Ideas

Looking for ideas to keep food cupboard tidy, floor level. I keep loads of tinned food in there. I've been looking at a few on line, but still nothing jumps out at me. Perhaps some of you have just...
13:41 Sun 01st Dec 201937 answers, last by gness 00:05 Mon 02nd Dec 2019
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Left Me

My partner left me because of my obsession with health and safety, I said, "Don't let the door hit you on the way out....
23:08 Sat 30th Nov 20198 answers, last by marval 19:34 Sun 01st Dec 2019
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An Aww Moment...

https://images.app.goo.gl/ZYQr3TKeUryN1ZhM9...
13:53 Fri 29th Nov 20199 answers, last by marval 18:19 Mon 02nd Dec 2019
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I Bought

I bought a Womble pepper grinder today, it’s rubbish, everything’s either Underground or Overground....
00:21 Fri 29th Nov 20192 answers, last by Patsy33 13:20 Sat 30th Nov 2019
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Gold Digger

Anyone still watching Gold Digger? If so, do you think it's the boyfriend or maybe someone else in the family?
23:08 Wed 27th Nov 201915 answers, last by granny grump 22:37 Thu 28th Nov 2019
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When Asked..

When asked if I knew any guillotine jokes, I said, “Not off the top of my head”. ....
21:53 Wed 27th Nov 20196 answers, last by DTCwordfan 19:15 Fri 29th Nov 2019
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Will

My Uncle had just left me a stately home in his will. Not sure where Sodd Hall is, but I'm thrilled!...
11:41 Fri 22nd Nov 20199 answers, last by Hopkirk 22:36 Sat 23rd Nov 2019
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Lady's Medical

During a lady's medical examination, the doctor says:- "Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine. Now let me see the bit that gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble." The lady...
19:44 Thu 21st Nov 20197 answers, last by Chipchopper 10:59 Fri 22nd Nov 2019
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Mafia Boss..

Mafia Boss: I want the brake lines of this guy’s car to be rusting. Chemist: I’m listening. Mafia Boss: But make sure..it looks like an oxidant....
11:10 Tue 19th Nov 20196 answers, last by Bazile 07:54 Wed 20th Nov 2019
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Urine Sample

My daughter has been getting pain in left hand side of her back. When she said it was stinging when she peed, I got her to take urine sample to Doctors. She had phone call to say there was no blood in...
19:32 Mon 18th Nov 201916 answers, last by Patsy33 20:53 Mon 18th Nov 2019
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E Bay

eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and it gave me 13,749 matches.
19:24 Fri 15th Nov 20193 answers, last by Patsy33 20:02 Fri 15th Nov 2019
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Party

I lost my watch at a party once. An hour later I saw some guy stepping on it while he was harassing some woman. Infuriated, I immediately went over, and punched him on his nose!. No one does that to a...
21:58 Thu 14th Nov 201910 answers, last by marval 19:22 Fri 15th Nov 2019
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Chips

Can't get caravan gas cooker to work. Was going to put some chilled M&S chips in, to go with a sandwich, ( making do, last night) Do you think theyd be ok to put in microwave? Thanks....
21:13 Mon 11th Nov 201924 answers, last by bhg481 23:16 Mon 11th Nov 2019
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Wondering..

Wondering what I should have to eat, I called for some advice. "Waitress, can I ask you something about the menu please?" She replied sternly, "The men I please, is none of your business!"...
18:51 Mon 11th Nov 20195 answers, last by marval 22:56 Mon 11th Nov 2019
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Pub Name

Seen a pub that's been revamped. Looks really good, food there too. FORK n ALE.. Thought it very amusing. Can you come up with something equally witty?...
16:38 Sat 09th Nov 201918 answers, last by nescio 10:33 Mon 11th Nov 2019
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Pulled Over

I got pulled over by the cops and asked if I had a police record. I said, “No, but I’ve got a Sting album.”...
22:49 Thu 07th Nov 20194 answers, last by Patsy33 23:13 Thu 07th Nov 2019
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For Sale

FOR SALE George Foreman Grill & Mohammed Ali Dvds Both Boxed....
12:45 Sun 03rd Nov 20199 answers, last by Chipchopper 16:11 Mon 04th Nov 2019
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Band

Me and my friends are in a band called 'Duvet' We're a cover band.....
17:43 Sat 02nd Nov 201911 answers, last by Chipchopper 14:46 Sun 03rd Nov 2019

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