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Hairdresser.

My boss at the hairdresser salon, where I work, is always criticising me. She told me in a loud voice, and in front of customers, I need to be more enthusiastic and adventurous. I just wanted to curl...
21:02 Thu 31st Oct 20198 answers, last by marval 23:03 Thu 31st Oct 2019
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Ear Complaint.

A woman goes to her doctor with ear complaint. He looks inside and shocked to find sponge, jelly & custard stuck in her ear. She sees he's looking a little bewildered. "What's wrong with me Doc?" He...
17:44 Thu 31st Oct 20195 answers, last by maggiebee 19:30 Thu 31st Oct 2019
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Duped

I was duped into buying counterfeit The Who merchandise. Won't get fooled again!...
17:39 Mon 28th Oct 20196 answers, last by Patsy33 19:07 Mon 28th Oct 2019
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Grand Parents

My Grandparents are called Pearl & Dean. We just know them as Gran and Grand-pa pa pa pa pa pa.......
17:54 Sun 27th Oct 20193 answers, last by marval 19:44 Sun 27th Oct 2019
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Buying Out A Partner (House)

I was wondering if any of you have knowledge concerning buying out a partner, from shared house. My daughter and her long term partner have parted. She pays the mortgage and he pays all other bills....
15:19 Sun 27th Oct 201928 answers, last by AuntPollyGrey 17:04 Sun 27th Oct 2019
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Climbing Centre

I was at a climbing centre the other day, but someone had stolen all the grips from the wall. You couldn't make it up!
16:59 Sat 26th Oct 20196 answers, last by zebo 11:28 Mon 28th Oct 2019
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Heart Warming Story

There are some lovely human beings out there.. https://www.metaspoon.com/stray-dogs-get-beds/...
20:12 Thu 24th Oct 20196 answers, last by marval 23:09 Sat 26th Oct 2019
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Someone..

Someone keeps sending me flowers with the heads cut off. I think I have a stalker....
18:30 Wed 23rd Oct 20197 answers, last by Patsy33 19:55 Wed 23rd Oct 2019
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Clocks Back

They can clear off, if they think I'm putting my clocks back this weekend. It's darn well daylight robbery!...
13:09 Tue 22nd Oct 20193 answers, last by Chipchopper 09:49 Wed 23rd Oct 2019
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Talking To Plants

Apparently it’s good to talk to your plants. I tried to teach my flowers mathematics but they ended up with square roots....
20:40 Mon 21st Oct 20195 answers, last by marval 22:38 Mon 21st Oct 2019
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Wife's Name.

An American Indian introduced me to his wife. I asked what her name was. He replied, "Four horses". I said that was an unusual name, and asked, "What does it mean?"He said, Nag, Nag, Nag, Nag!......
10:33 Mon 21st Oct 20196 answers, last by Bazile 22:12 Mon 21st Oct 2019
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Calicogirl

Anyone know what's happened to Calicogirl? Noticed she hasn't been on here for quite a while. Hope she is ok.
12:06 Sun 20th Oct 201995 answers, last by spathiphyllum 19:02 Mon 21st Oct 2019
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Darts

Husband sat in his room throwing darts at his wife's photo but not even a single one hits the target. From the lounge wife asks: "What are you doing honey?" Husband: “Missing you"...
22:04 Sat 19th Oct 201910 answers, last by Patsy33 22:52 Sat 19th Oct 2019
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A Big Row..

A big row has broken out in the Irish Olympic synchronised diving team after Paddy accused Mick of copying him......
19:11 Sat 19th Oct 20196 answers, last by DTCwordfan 20:59 Sun 20th Oct 2019
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My Wife..

My wife held the car door open for me. It would have been a nice gesture had we not been traveling at 70 mph!...
13:20 Fri 18th Oct 20192 answers, last by Toorak 23:55 Sat 19th Oct 2019
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Himmler' Surprising Reaction.

Just watched a few minutes on a history channel, of German soldiers shooting Jewish men, women and children, under the command of Heinrich Himmler. It said he had never seen a dead body, and went to...
19:57 Wed 16th Oct 20196 answers, last by Patsy33 23:08 Wed 30th Oct 2019
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Milliners..

Milliners are very irritable; they can get angry at the drop of a hat....
21:40 Tue 15th Oct 20192 answers, last by marval 21:53 Tue 15th Oct 2019
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Just Think

Just think, if the two blokes in the band ABBA, were named Steve and Dave, they would have been called ASDA..
17:27 Tue 15th Oct 20195 answers, last by Patsy33 09:14 Wed 16th Oct 2019
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Plumbing Parts

I used to have an unhealthy obsession with plumbing parts but, after years of therapy, I finally got it out my cistern....
20:50 Mon 14th Oct 201910 answers, last by zebo 22:36 Thu 17th Oct 2019
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Adrenaline

When at the Dentist earlier, I was asked if I wanted to numb gum for small filling. I said I would. After injection, I felt very agitated, my heart was beating very fast. I asked Dentist to wait a...
17:11 Mon 14th Oct 201925 answers, last by Patsy33 12:23 Tue 15th Oct 2019

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