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Food Fun..

Cottage pie doesn't contain a cottage! Shepherd pie doesn't have shepherds in it.... You turn.......
11:23 Thu 04th Jul 201935 answers, last by Cloverjo 22:00 Thu 04th Jul 2019
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His Doughnuts..

How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts? Wi' jam in....
20:55 Wed 03rd Jul 2019
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God Give Me Strength!

Hi all, been waiting in hospital side ward, since 11.00 am. I'm in for a general anaesthetic for relatively simple procedure. I'm so tired, bored, hungry, thirsty and got headache! Still, mustn't...
15:34 Mon 01st Jul 201931 answers, last by Patsy33 19:08 Mon 01st Jul 2019
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Down The Toilet

I should have known better than to flush my wooden shoes down the toilet. It's clogged, now.....
22:58 Fri 28th Jun 201911 answers, last by Patsy33 20:00 Sat 29th Jun 2019
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Free Bungee Jump..

Free bungee jump for all MPs tomorrow, at Tower Bridge. No strings attached......
09:55 Thu 27th Jun 20195 answers, last by Cloverjo 21:57 Thu 27th Jun 2019
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My Uncle.

My uncle was crushed by a piano; his funeral was very low key.
20:39 Wed 26th Jun 201915 answers, last by Spicerack 07:00 Fri 28th Jun 2019
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Chip Shop

Went to chip shop and asked for a jumbo sausage. I was told,"It won't be long" I said, "It better be!"......
22:54 Mon 24th Jun 201912 answers, last by 10ClarionSt 05:59 Wed 26th Jun 2019
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Grandson High Temperature.

Little grandson, 17 months, staying with me, has temperature of 92.3 last reading ( by ear). He's had Calpol and is drinking water. He was laughing and playing earlier while temp was high. He had bit...
22:12 Sun 23rd Jun 201930 answers, last by Patsy33 22:48 Mon 24th Jun 2019
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Sold

i really love ebay,sold my homing pigeons four times this month...
11:23 Sat 22nd Jun 20195 answers, last by Hopkirk 23:31 Sat 22nd Jun 2019
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My Husband..

My husband says he’s leaving me, as I’m too obsessed with Astronomy. What Planet is he on.?? :)...
18:17 Thu 20th Jun 20194 answers, last by Patsy33 21:33 Thu 20th Jun 2019
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My Mate..

My mate said to me "Why are you carrying a 9 foot book?" I said,"It's a long story."...
09:13 Thu 20th Jun 20193 answers, last by Patsy33 17:35 Thu 20th Jun 2019
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Anybody?..

If anyone wants any butt jokes, I have piles..
17:07 Wed 19th Jun 20194 answers, last by Jordyboy9 17:19 Wed 19th Jun 2019
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I Set Up...

Last summer, I set up a clinic for colonic irrigation. The hose ban hit us hard...
16:54 Sun 16th Jun 20193 answers, last by Patsy33 17:06 Sun 16th Jun 2019
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Name

At my wife's labour, the nurse came up to me and my wife and said, "How about Epidural Anaesthesia?" I said, "Thanks, but we've already picked a name."...
13:25 Sun 16th Jun 20193 answers, last by Canary42 15:03 Sun 16th Jun 2019
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Spice Girls Concert

People walked out of the Spice Girls concert last night because of dreadful sound problems. A sound engineer has been sacked for causing the issues. He turned the Mic's on....
22:01 Fri 14th Jun 20192 answers, last by tonyav 22:02 Fri 14th Jun 2019
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Tattoo

I had the map of Italy tattooed on my chest. I've got really sore Naples...
20:21 Thu 13th Jun 201912 answers, last by marval 22:26 Thu 13th Jun 2019
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Lord Nelson

When Lord Nelson died, he was 5 feet tall. His statue in London is 15 feet tall. That's Horatio of 3:1.
18:54 Mon 10th Jun 20196 answers, last by Patsy33 19:23 Mon 10th Jun 2019
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I Use To Think..

I use to think that sticks and stones can break my bones, but words could never hurt me. Until I fell into a printing press..
16:58 Mon 10th Jun 20196 answers, last by Old_Geezer 18:29 Mon 10th Jun 2019
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Pain In Lower Back & Groin.

Husband has been getting aching, lower right side of back. Also, pain in groin, same side. Peeing more often too. Been going on for over week. Any ideas sqad? Thanks.
21:28 Sun 09th Jun 201914 answers, last by Patsy33 20:01 Tue 18th Jun 2019

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