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Obsession

My wife says she's leaving me due to my obsession with cricket. I'll be honest, it's knocked me for six....
21:42 Sat 12th Oct 201930 answers, last by Spicerack 23:14 Thu 17th Oct 2019
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A Certain Age

When women get to a certain age they start accumulating cats. This is known as the many paws!...
18:47 Sat 12th Oct 20198 answers, last by DTCwordfan 19:15 Sun 13th Oct 2019
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Cemetery

Felt uncomfotable driving through cemetery. My GPS suddenly blurted out, "You've reached your final destination"...
21:06 Fri 11th Oct 20197 answers, last by Patsy33 21:43 Fri 11th Oct 2019
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Train Manager Announcments With A Difference

Love it! https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-bristol-49999610/gwr-train-manager-a-hit-for-funny-announcements...
14:47 Fri 11th Oct 20198 answers, last by Patsy33 21:10 Fri 11th Oct 2019
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Disappointed

Hi all, I was supposed to start my first radiation treatment today, at 12.30 pm. Just had a phone call to say, treatment is waiting on a signature from Consultant. If they can't get one, the treatment...
11:26 Tue 08th Oct 201929 answers, last by Patsy33 16:02 Tue 08th Oct 2019
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Motherland

Can't wait to see this tonight! Loved the first series. I found it so amusing. Brilliant cast. Anyone else watched this / enjoyed it? (BBC2 10.00pm)
12:38 Mon 07th Oct 201918 answers, last by Patsy33 09:29 Wed 16th Oct 2019
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Colander

I yelled into a colander this morning, and strained my voice..
10:53 Mon 07th Oct 201914 answers, last by Patsy33 19:28 Mon 07th Oct 2019
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Wi-Fi Code

I went to a funeral today, when I asked the priest for the wi-fi code. He shouted, "Have some respect for the dead". I said, "Is that in all lower case?"...
22:21 Sun 06th Oct 20192 answers, last by Patsy33 22:31 Wed 09th Oct 2019
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Tweet

What did Donald Trump tweet after hearing there was a rumour going around that he hung himself? Fake news!...
21:40 Sat 05th Oct 20196 answers, last by Patsy33 14:48 Sun 06th Oct 2019
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Going Green...

The new Director of Public Transportation is obsessed with "green" fuels. He's made all the buses run on thyme....
20:00 Sat 05th Oct 20195 answers, last by Spicerack 13:46 Sun 06th Oct 2019
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I Went To The Doctor Yesterday..

I said, “you know those tablets you gave me to help my obsession with walking in straight lines?” “Yes,” said the doctor, “how are you doing?” “Well,” I replied, “I’ve finally...
17:45 Fri 04th Oct 20197 answers, last by Patsy33 18:07 Fri 04th Oct 2019
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Serious Issues..

A man died due to his obsession of taking photos of himself next to a boiling kettle He had serious selfie steam issues....
21:14 Thu 03rd Oct 20194 answers, last by Patsy33 21:57 Thu 03rd Oct 2019
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Funny Church Bulletins

Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children. The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not...
19:09 Tue 01st Oct 201921 answers, last by sanmac 23:36 Tue 01st Oct 2019
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My Friend Asked..

My friend asked me how I bake my bread. I said I couldn't tell him because it was on a knead to know basis.....
12:36 Sun 29th Sep 201916 answers, last by Patsy33 19:32 Sun 29th Sep 2019
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Puppeteer & Freddie Mercury!

https://youtu.be/RigsTZv8aTM...
13:29 Sat 28th Sep 201910 answers, last by Patsy33 18:53 Sat 28th Sep 2019
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I Sold..

I sold all my Dusty Springfield records yesterday.... I just don't know what to do with my shelves.....
20:19 Fri 27th Sep 20198 answers, last by marval 17:03 Sat 28th Sep 2019
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Accidently..

Accidently rubbed ketchup in my eyes. Now I have heinzsight .......
10:44 Fri 20th Sep 20197 answers, last by hereIam 15:57 Fri 20th Sep 2019
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Rhubarb

My mate gave me some manure to put on my rhubarb. I have to say, I still prefer custard.....
08:33 Wed 18th Sep 20192 answers, last by marval 14:47 Wed 18th Sep 2019
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The I-Land

Has anyone watched this series on Netflix, and if you did, what did you think?
21:09 Sun 15th Sep 201910 answers, last by Patsy33 22:56 Wed 18th Sep 2019
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Daily Mail Prize Crossword 16,142 Friday September 13Th 2019

1 d.What ties uo decorator. (7) Thought it might be Painter but cant parse. Help please.
10:30 Sun 15th Sep 20194 answers, last by Patsy33 10:41 Sun 15th Sep 2019

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