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Cramp In Calves

Can any of you remember some home remedies for cramp in calves at night? Asking for my sister. I remember reading something, somebody suggested and I thought I would pass this information on. Its gone...
17:18 Thu 12th Sep 201924 answers, last by Patsy33 22:58 Wed 18th Sep 2019
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My Wife Is Leaving Me...

...because of my obsession with music. I said, "Melody, please, compose yourself! Please don't let this cause a rift between us"......
21:36 Wed 11th Sep 201920 answers, last by Patsy33 13:45 Thu 12th Sep 2019
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Faith Healer

Paddy says to Mick, "How did you get on at the Faith Healing group yesterday?" Mick said, "They were rubbish! Even the man in the wheelchair got up and walked out".......
12:17 Wed 11th Sep 20193 answers, last by tonyav 20:22 Wed 11th Sep 2019
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Carpenter

Paid up front for the carpenter to make me a double bed. The swine has done a bunk!......
15:22 Mon 09th Sep 201916 answers, last by Spicerack 03:33 Tue 10th Sep 2019
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Ice Cream Factory

I left my job at the ice cream factory. Couldn't work on sundaes.
12:30 Sun 01st Sep 20198 answers, last by marval 18:15 Sun 01st Sep 2019
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Removed

Algebra will be removed from maths lessons in every school, nobody knows y.
20:27 Sat 31st Aug 20199 answers, last by Patsy33 18:15 Sun 01st Sep 2019
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F A O Mamya. Couple Of Song Requests..

Hi Mamya, could you please put up a couple of songs later? Will have to sleep soon! Hi to all... Thank you. xx Roam, B 52s Tiny Dancer, Elton John...
22:56 Wed 28th Aug 20194 answers, last by Calicogirl 01:02 Thu 29th Aug 2019
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Total Hysterectomy.

Hi all, After my hysteroscopy 3 weeks ago, a biopsy was sent off and unfortunately, it came back as endometrial cancer. I go into hospital early tomorrow morning for total hysterectomy. One positive...
11:11 Wed 21st Aug 201977 answers, last by Patsy33 14:01 Sun 08th Sep 2019
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Funny Bone

If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock., which is then humerus..
12:49 Sun 11th Aug 20193 answers, last by mahonia44 15:13 Sun 11th Aug 2019
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A Shop Assistant

A shop assistant tried stopping an armed robber by attacking him with a labeling gun. Police are now looking for a man with a price on his head....
16:49 Thu 08th Aug 20191 answer, last by marval 18:17 Thu 08th Aug 2019
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Finally!

I went into hospital yesterday morning for hysteroscopy & biopsy, under general anaesthetic. At last, after being cancelled 4 weeks ago... I was told after, it looked very suspicious and sent for an...
11:36 Tue 30th Jul 201923 answers, last by calmck 19:54 Tue 30th Jul 2019
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My First Job.

One of my first jobs, was drilling holes for water. It was well boring......
16:18 Sun 21st Jul 201933 answers, last by Chipchopper 18:13 Sun 21st Jul 2019
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Warning!

WARNING! To the person who stole my glasses. I will find you. I have contacts......
14:02 Sat 20th Jul 20192 answers, last by Spicerack 14:52 Sat 20th Jul 2019
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Dance Floor

I was so drunk last night, I walked across the dance floor to get another drink, and won the best dance competition...
19:52 Wed 17th Jul 20195 answers, last by RPreston007 12:15 Tue 08th Sep 2020
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Alan Partridge

Has anyone read Nomad by 'Alan Partridge'? It's hilarious! ( If you like Alan, of course...
22:04 Sun 14th Jul 20192 answers, last by Patsy33 12:53 Sat 20th Jul 2019
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Being Investigated...

You won't hear from me for a while, being investigated for stealing swimming pool inflatables... I gotta lilo.....
22:02 Sat 13th Jul 20197 answers, last by 10ClarionSt 23:27 Thu 25th Jul 2019
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Communications

My partner complained that my life revolving around F.B., has ruined our communication. So I blocked him..
19:44 Thu 11th Jul 20192 answers, last by Georgiesmum 13:56 Sat 13th Jul 2019
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Faith Healer

I went to a faith healer last night and he was utterly rubbish! Even the guy in a wheelchair got up and walked out....
10:06 Tue 09th Jul 20194 answers, last by jno 12:45 Tue 09th Jul 2019
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Got Talking..

I got talking to a S.African guy, in his native language. We just clicked......
20:04 Mon 08th Jul 20193 answers, last by douglas9401 20:15 Mon 08th Jul 2019
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Caught Out!

Paddy comes home from work to find his son doing cocaine. He says, "If I catch you doing this again, I'll rub your nose in it!"...
21:06 Fri 05th Jul 20198 answers, last by petland 13:06 Sat 06th Jul 2019

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