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My Uncle.

My uncle was crushed by a piano; his funeral was very low key.

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Chip Shop

Went to chip shop and asked for a jumbo sausage. I was told,"It won't be long" I said, "It better be!"......

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Little grandson, 17 months, staying with me, has temperature of 92.3 last reading ( by ear). He's had Calpol and is drinking water. He was laughing and playing earlier while temp was high. He had bit...

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Sold

i really love ebay,sold my homing pigeons four times this month...

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My Husband..

My husband says he’s leaving me, as I’m too obsessed with Astronomy. What Planet is he on.?? :)...

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My Mate..

My mate said to me "Why are you carrying a 9 foot book?" I said,"It's a long story."...

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Anybody?..

If anyone wants any butt jokes, I have piles..

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I Set Up...

Last summer, I set up a clinic for colonic irrigation. The hose ban hit us hard...

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Name

At my wife's labour, the nurse came up to me and my wife and said, "How about Epidural Anaesthesia?" I said, "Thanks, but we've already picked a name."...

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Spice Girls Concert

People walked out of the Spice Girls concert last night because of dreadful sound problems. A sound engineer has been sacked for causing the issues. He turned the Mic's on....

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Tattoo

I had the map of Italy tattooed on my chest. I've got really sore Naples...

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Lord Nelson

When Lord Nelson died, he was 5 feet tall. His statue in London is 15 feet tall. That's Horatio of 3:1.

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I Use To Think..

I use to think that sticks and stones can break my bones, but words could never hurt me. Until I fell into a printing press..

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Pain In Lower Back & Groin.

Husband has been getting aching, lower right side of back. Also, pain in groin, same side. Peeing more often too. Been going on for over week. Any ideas sqad? Thanks.

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Why Are You Single?

Why are you single, I've been asked. "You're intelligent, attractive, caring and creative" I reply, "I'm over qualified"...

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An Alternative Quote. Women's Football.

With the women's football going on, what would could be an alternative to, 'Man of The Match?' Some one suggested, Best Biitch on the Pitch..... Lol ( not one I would choose)...

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I Don't Understand..

I don't understand how a cemetery can raise the cost of funerals and blame it on the cost of living!...

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Thank You.

A big thank you to my neighbour, for allowing me to borrow a big plastic covering sheet. Ta Pauline....

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Sweet Child Of Mine

Four teenage brothers performs this classic. Great job!... https://youtu.be/RnutiUHWo00...

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You Can Tell A Lot..

You can tell a lot from a woman's actions. If she has her hands tightly around your neck, she's probably slightly angry :-)

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My Uncle.

Chip Shop

Grandson High Temperature.

Sold

My Husband..

My Mate..

Anybody?..

I Set Up...

Name

Spice Girls Concert

Tattoo

Lord Nelson

I Use To Think..

Pain In Lower Back & Groin.

Why Are You Single?

An Alternative Quote. Women's Football.

I Don't Understand..

Thank You.

Sweet Child Of Mine

You Can Tell A Lot..

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