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My friend told me about this new anti-diuretic wine. It's called Pinot More.....
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My husband had bill for £186.00, from BT plc.on his bank statement. Usually get bill by post. He is confused by this. Any idea please?...
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(link: https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/9041726/freddie-starr-dead-comedian-singer/) thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/9…...
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https://images.app.goo.gl/8s2AuM1AFcwb4vjJ6...
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My teachers told me I’d never amount to much because I procrastinate so much. I told them, “Just you wait!”...
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My job in genetic engineering is quite well paid, I made a monkey last week....
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While queuing up at Sainsbury's yesterday, my little 16 month old grandson started tugging on my long, thin chord like ties on my top. The funny thing was, as he pulled on it, he kept looking up at...
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I was going to post about my afternoon run but I was autocorrected to afternoon rum, so change of plans..
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My son asked me why I speak so softly around the house. I told him I was afraid the NSA were listening. He laughed, I laughed and Alexa laughed.....
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Who has seen both? Which do you think is the best. We want to watch one of the series and can't make up our minds! Any recommendations?
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My friend asked, "What do you mean, you're Corkasian?, Don't you mean Caucasion?" "No, I replied, My Mother is from a city in Ireland, and my Father's Japanese"...
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Can't believe it..Just got over this eye infection, about a week, now this morning, the other eye was all stuck up! There seems to be a lot about at the moment. Three members of the family have had...
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My partner has threatened to move out. Said I'm obsessed with gardening. I said, "Don't beat about the bush, is this a plot to get rid of me,?"...
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‘Son, I don’t think you’re cut out to be a mime.’ ‘Was it something I said?’ asks the son. ‘Yes.'”...
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I'm going to be entering the tightest hat competition. I hope I can pull it off......
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Today, my yoga instructor was so drunk, he put me in a awkward position..
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Recently in court, I was found guilty of being egotistical. I am appealing......
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My daughter went to GP surgery to pick repeated thyroid medication up (hypothyroidism) and was told it is no longer on repeated prescription! She's only got half a thyroid, as she had one removed...
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When I die, I want to be buried with all my records. It will be my vinyl resting place.....
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This is brilliant! https://youtu.be/IABRgZH12YA...

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