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Affairs..

Paddy and his two friends are talking at work. His first friend says, "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they...
16:15 Sat 16th Mar 20193 answers, last by Baldric 21:46 Sat 16th Mar 2019
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For Sale

For Sale: Replica Fisherman's Knife (Made To Scale)...
17:35 Thu 14th Mar 201914 answers, last by Patsy33 17:55 Fri 15th Mar 2019
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Fed Up With Partner..

I'm fed up with my partner, going on about his coin collection. I told him, "I can't take much more". He said, "Oh tuppence, don't be like that. Change is on its way"......
18:19 Tue 12th Mar 201937 answers, last by Patsy33 23:30 Tue 12th Mar 2019
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Drummer's Daughters..

Did you hear about the drummer who gave all his daughters the same name? Anna 1, Anna 2, Anna 3, Anna 4....
18:34 Sun 10th Mar 201913 answers, last by Patsy33 15:09 Mon 11th Mar 2019
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Magicians?

I come from a family of failed magicians. I have two half sisters..
22:02 Fri 08th Mar 20193 answers, last by marval 22:19 Fri 08th Mar 2019
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My Doctor..

My Doctor thinks I'm taking hallucinogenic drugs. How do I know? Let's just say, a little bird told me.......
19:36 Thu 07th Mar 20191 answer, last by Chipchopper 09:13 Fri 08th Mar 2019
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Disappointed...

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap...
10:49 Thu 07th Mar 201915 answers, last by hereIam 17:49 Thu 07th Mar 2019
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Daughter

When our daughter was born, she seem to look all yellow and round. We called her Melonie...
11:43 Tue 05th Mar 20192 answers, last by Chipchopper 17:11 Tue 05th Mar 2019
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Mugged.

I was mugged at the train station today, and I burst out crying. A policeman came up to me and said, "I fining you". I said ,"For crying out loud!". He said, "Yes".....
22:21 Mon 04th Mar 20196 answers, last by Chipchopper 17:23 Tue 05th Mar 2019
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My Fingers Will Never Save Me....

Well that was embarrassing!.... Just quickly text daughter to say I was going to quickly poo in the Doctors surgery. I read it back after I'd sent it. Of course, should have said, pop!.. Aggghhhh!!!!!...
16:32 Mon 04th Mar 201919 answers, last by Patsy33 19:00 Mon 04th Mar 2019
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Always Been A Fan..

I've always been a fan of Handel, who teamed up with Hinge & Bracket, and became the Doors.....
18:07 Sun 03rd Mar 201917 answers, last by marval 18:44 Sun 03rd Mar 2019
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New Violin..

I went to the music shop and bought a violin. The assistant asked if I'd like a bow with it. I said, no, 'Don't bother wrapping it'...
16:08 Sun 03rd Mar 20197 answers, last by DTCwordfan 19:14 Sun 03rd Mar 2019
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Back On The Dating Scene..

Nobody likes to be alone. A recently divorced friend of my husband's, who's bald, and has a big beer belly, is hoping to get back on the dating scene. I don't fancy her chances....
19:18 Sat 02nd Mar 20196 answers, last by Patsy33 22:56 Sat 02nd Mar 2019
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Acute Bronchitis

I have acute bronchitis at the moment, had it for nearly a week. What's the best anti imflammatory to use? I'm worse at night and been taking Lemsip. I've doubled up on my Lansoprazole as I suffer...
15:42 Fri 01st Mar 20194 answers, last by Patsy33 16:41 Fri 01st Mar 2019
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Obsession

My wife is leaving me because of my obsession with cleanliness. She popped in just now, and I said, "Hi Jean, what's all this about you having washed your hands with me?"...
19:16 Wed 27th Feb 201921 answers, last by Patsy33 22:36 Wed 27th Feb 2019
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Cute Baby Feeding Birds.

Think my heart has just melted.... https://youtu.be/n6-XuLlsbWU...
11:54 Wed 27th Feb 201911 answers, last by hereIam 14:37 Wed 27th Feb 2019
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Dirty Laundry?..

A young couple moved into a new neighbourhood. The next morning while they are eating breakfast, the young woman sees her neighbour hanging her laundry outside. “That laundry is not very clean,”...
09:34 Wed 27th Feb 20192 answers, last by appsrhino 07:29 Wed 10th Apr 2019
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Whitening Sticks, Teeth.

Has anyone used them? If, so what did you think of results?
14:13 Mon 25th Feb 20192 answers, last by Patsy33 14:25 Mon 25th Feb 2019
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If I Make...

If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple 'thank you' is all I need. Not all this 'how did you get in my house' business....
20:21 Sat 23rd Feb 20196 answers, last by Patsy33 21:15 Sat 23rd Feb 2019
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Dracula On Line..

When Dracula shops on line, he keeps clicking on the button, "Your Account"...
18:11 Fri 22nd Feb 20191 answer, last by marval 18:34 Fri 22nd Feb 2019

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