My son has has a really bad cold, chest infection with earache. His partner text me to say his ear was bleeding last night. No more detail, but could an infection cause this to happen? He started...
A lizard walks into a bar pushing a baby in a stroller. "What's your kid's name?" asks the bartender. "Tiny," says the lizard. "Because he's my newt."...
Has anyone watched this series with Matt LeBlanc? I've been watching it on Netflix. Watched about 5 over Xmas time, and watched a couple last night. My sister insisted we watch it as she'd seen them...
I have my naked cleaner working in my home today. Just a little pinny covering his privates. The annoying thing is, he brought his own bottle of cleaner. "Oi", I said, "Where's my Flash?".......
My partner is always going on at me, saying I'm obsessed with rock climbing. There was a time when I was frightened to answer her back, but I'm much boulder now..
A friend adopted two dogs, and she named them Rolex and Timex. "Where’d you come up with those names?" I asked her. "HellOOOOOO," she replies. "They’re watchdogs!" ...
A good friend of mine has two tickets for the 2019 Six Nations Wales v England Executive box seats. He paid £500 each but he didn't realise last year when he bought them, it was going to be on the...
