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The Thing..

The thing I don’t like about shopping centers… When you see one, you’ve seen a mall....
15:27 Sun 09th Dec 20183 answers, last by elliemay1 15:31 Sun 09th Dec 2018
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If There Is...

If there is something I've learned, from my 24 years of life, it's ok to lie about my age..
17:32 Sat 08th Dec 20182 answers, last by Patsy33 17:39 Sat 08th Dec 2018
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Whenever

Whenever there is an earthquake the geologists are always quick to find fault.
16:29 Sat 08th Dec 201810 answers, last by Patsy33 17:12 Sat 08th Dec 2018
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Dublin Students Sing George Ezra Song

https://youtu.be/4oeYRpAdf-s...
12:17 Fri 07th Dec 201813 answers, last by tonyav 20:42 Sat 08th Dec 2018
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I Just Down Loaded..

I just down loaded a pirate copy of Bohemian Rhapsody movie. Its a crap picture. I can see a little silhouette of man....
21:51 Thu 06th Dec 201845 answers, last by marydem 14:38 Tue 08th Jan 2019
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Weird Obsession

My husband said he was leaving me, blaming my weird obsession with Graffiti. The writing was on the wall.......
20:15 Tue 04th Dec 20188 answers, last by sanmac 23:48 Tue 04th Dec 2018
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My Wife..

My wife left me for the binman ..... but the binman wouldn't take me.
21:19 Mon 03rd Dec 201811 answers, last by Ahimanshukhaira 10:11 Wed 05th Dec 2018
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Just Wrapped..

Just wrapped up some batteries for Xmas. Toys not included..
13:02 Mon 03rd Dec 20189 answers, last by Ahimanshukhaira 10:12 Wed 05th Dec 2018
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Left Me...

My girlfriend left me because she says I only ever think about football. I'm gutted, we'd been together for nearly three seasons....
20:13 Sun 02nd Dec 201830 answers, last by Ahimanshukhaira 10:12 Wed 05th Dec 2018
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My Partner..

My partner is leaving me because of my obsession with Motown music. She didn't tell me this, "I heard it through the grape vine"....
22:18 Fri 30th Nov 201823 answers, last by Patsy33 17:24 Sat 01st Dec 2018
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Scott Sterling (Penalty Shoot Outs)

Spoof! https://youtu.be/8F9jXYOH2c0...
12:43 Thu 29th Nov 20186 answers, last by Ken4155 18:14 Thu 29th Nov 2018
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Why Did..

Why did Bach have so many children? He did not have a stop on his organ...
18:15 Wed 28th Nov 201826 answers, last by Patsy33 17:09 Sun 02nd Dec 2018
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Well That Was Embarrassing!

Not long popped over to local shop. When I got back in to take my ankle boots off, I seen they were odd. One black and one tan!.. Hope nobody noticed.. lol...
20:43 Tue 27th Nov 201833 answers, last by marval 22:53 Tue 27th Nov 2018
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Got Sprayed

Was out the other day and got sprayed by a salt spreading truck. “Watch out!” I shouted through gritted teeth....
19:21 Tue 27th Nov 20187 answers, last by BANANASPLITS 19:55 Tue 27th Nov 2018
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Classical Music..

One of my kitchen utensils seems to be playing classical music. Think it’s the Chopin board....
21:37 Mon 26th Nov 201832 answers, last by zebo 14:57 Tue 27th Nov 2018
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Dislocated Shoulder

My husband fell off a chair while cleaning window about 5-6 weeks ago. He dislocated his shoulder and stretched, tore the ligaments. He cant raise his arm all the way up without holding on with other...
16:06 Mon 26th Nov 201816 answers, last by Patsy33 15:54 Tue 27th Nov 2018
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How Not To Greet Northeners :-)

https://www.facebook.com/bbccomedy/videos/1448659241909906/...
13:46 Mon 26th Nov 201829 answers, last by Buenchico 21:30 Mon 26th Nov 2018
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My Boyfriend Said..

My boyfriend said, "You act like a detective too much. I want to split up." "Good idea," I replied. "We can cover more ground that way...
19:19 Sat 24th Nov 201811 answers, last by zebo 09:44 Sun 25th Nov 2018
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Gift Ideas For 8-9 Year Old Boy

My grandson is 8 3/4 yrs old. Hes got most things, so he's asked for clothes or money this Xmas. His parents and other family members have got him clothes, so he has plenty. We are determined not to...
18:06 Sat 24th Nov 201860 answers, last by sakshirathor12 13:08 Wed 05th Dec 2018
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Imagine

https://www.yaktrinews.com/news/national-news/4thgrade-boy-wows-with-his-performance-of-imagine/749320170...
11:00 Sat 24th Nov 20184 answers, last by tonyav 21:04 Sat 24th Nov 2018

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