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A Man..

A man was found dead in a vat of falafel condiment. Police are treating it as a hummuscide.
20:32 Mon 14th Jan 20193 answers, last by Patsy33 21:30 Mon 14th Jan 2019
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A Streaker..

A streaker was found dead this morning. Police say the details are quite revealing.
18:39 Mon 14th Jan 20194 answers, last by Ken4155 19:06 Mon 14th Jan 2019
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Wine

Can anyone tell me which page of the bible shows how to turn water into wine? Just asking for a friend......
22:49 Thu 10th Jan 201926 answers, last by Canary42 02:05 Fri 11th Jan 2019
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Not My Post

Hi, for some reason, Chilldoubt's post is under My subscribed post! :-)
18:42 Thu 10th Jan 20199 answers, last by Patsy33 19:22 Thu 10th Jan 2019
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Waiter

Waiter: "How would you like your steak sir?" Sir: "Like winning an argument with my wife" Waiter: "Rare it is then Sir"...
20:28 Wed 09th Jan 20196 answers, last by marval 00:04 Thu 10th Jan 2019
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Beautiful Horse Connecting With Humans

https://youtu.be/m4HEuLn6Bdg...
18:52 Wed 09th Jan 201922 answers, last by Lie-in King 17:17 Thu 10th Jan 2019
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My Wife Is Leaving

My wife is leaving me. She said she's fed up with my obsession with food. I pleaded with her, "Oh lamb chop, don't be like that, you silly sausage! Don't you think this is a trifle over the top?"...
11:28 Tue 08th Jan 20198 answers, last by Patsy33 18:18 Tue 08th Jan 2019
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Mousaka

Mmmm, I wish I'd tried this dish before. Never been a great fan of lamb. How delicious it was! First time I had ever tasted it, after a meal out with my sister 10 days ago. I found an easy recipe on...
16:25 Mon 07th Jan 201927 answers, last by diddlydo 23:42 Mon 07th Jan 2019
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Feeling Weak.

Since Christmas, which I found very stressful, having all 4 children and 3 grandchildren, also my sister from Canada, I've been feeling weak and shaky on and off with heart palpitations. Perhaps I've...
12:18 Mon 07th Jan 20199 answers, last by Patsy33 20:22 Mon 07th Jan 2019
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Just Listened..

Just listened to Fridge Over Troubled Water. Cool song!...
11:23 Mon 07th Jan 20195 answers, last by Patsy33 00:33 Tue 08th Jan 2019
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Anyone Watched Manhunt?

Interesting, but sad and disturbing true drama about murders of young women. Actor Martin Clunes, plays DIC, Colin Sutton.
23:47 Sun 06th Jan 201938 answers, last by ladybirder 01:42 Fri 11th Jan 2019
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Why?

Murphy says to Paddy, " Why are you talking into that envelope?" Paddy replies, "I'm sending a voice message"...
18:49 Fri 04th Jan 20194 answers, last by Patsy33 19:05 Fri 04th Jan 2019
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My Landlord

My landlord says he needs to come talk to me about how high my heating bill is. I told him, "My door is always open"....
20:18 Wed 02nd Jan 2019
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Job

Just got a job at a guillotine factory. I'll beheading there shortly...
21:31 Tue 01st Jan 201911 answers, last by EDDIE51 12:15 Wed 02nd Jan 2019
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A Man..

A man takes his fancy woman to a restaurant, leans over and whispers, "Tell me something that will send my heart rate racing" Woman says, "Your wife is sat behind us".......
18:53 Thu 13th Dec 20182 answers, last by Patsy33 19:39 Thu 13th Dec 2018
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A Man..

A man takes his fancy woman to a restaurant, leans over and whispers, "Tell me something that will send my heart rate racing" Woman says, "Your wife is sat behind us".......
18:51 Thu 13th Dec 20184 answers, last by mushroom25 21:03 Thu 13th Dec 2018
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My Boss

I asked my boss if I can come to work a little late today. He said “Dream on.” I think that was really nice of him....
20:12 Wed 12th Dec 20188 answers, last by Patsy33 23:45 Wed 12th Dec 2018
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The Thing..

The thing I don’t like about shopping centers… When you see one, you’ve seen a mall....
16:27 Sun 09th Dec 20183 answers, last by elliemay1 16:31 Sun 09th Dec 2018
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If There Is...

If there is something I've learned, from my 24 years of life, it's ok to lie about my age..
18:32 Sat 08th Dec 20182 answers, last by Patsy33 18:39 Sat 08th Dec 2018
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Whenever

Whenever there is an earthquake the geologists are always quick to find fault.
17:29 Sat 08th Dec 201810 answers, last by Patsy33 18:12 Sat 08th Dec 2018

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