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My Friend Asked..

My friend asked me how I bake my bread. I said I couldn't tell him because it was on a knead to know basis....
16:46 Fri 23rd Nov 201830 answers, last by Patsy33 20:59 Fri 23rd Nov 2018
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Anyone Watching Blood On Channel 5?

If so, what do you think of it? We are enjoying it. A lot of twists & turns it seems....
22:10 Wed 21st Nov 201823 answers, last by Patsy33 13:23 Mon 26th Nov 2018
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When Scottish & Punjabi Make Music!

Love this. If you're feeling a bit sluggish, this will get you going!.. https://youtu.be/XK-wHSqus9g...
11:53 Tue 20th Nov 20185 answers, last by tonyav 20:29 Tue 20th Nov 2018
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Gig

I did a gig in a fertility clinic. I got a standing ovulation
10:12 Sun 18th Nov 20184 answers, last by Patsy33 20:39 Sun 18th Nov 2018
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My Doctor

My doctor told me that I'd be lucky to reach 50. That's the last time I give him a lift in my Robin Reliant...
17:37 Fri 16th Nov 20188 answers, last by Spicerack 09:48 Fri 30th Nov 2018
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Islands

In the Canary Island, there's no canaries. In the Vigin Isles, there's still no canaries.......
16:54 Thu 15th Nov 201842 answers, last by jno 23:11 Thu 15th Nov 2018
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Blood Type.

A relative of mine died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive" but it's hard without him.....
20:41 Wed 14th Nov 20186 answers, last by Patsy33 13:47 Thu 15th Nov 2018
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My Sister

My sister was engaged to a man with a wooden leg but she broke it off.
19:25 Wed 14th Nov 201819 answers, last by Spicerack 11:44 Thu 15th Nov 2018
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Denied..

Lance Armstrong has denied ever using drugs, but he admitted pedalling....
20:55 Tue 13th Nov 201820 answers, last by BANANASPLITS 00:19 Wed 14th Nov 2018
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Bands Reformed

The Jam and Cream were both going to reform to play a series of gigs in Devon & Cornwall, but they couldn’t agree who would go on first...
21:01 Mon 12th Nov 20189 answers, last by tonyav 00:24 Tue 13th Nov 2018
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Row

I’ve just had a really big row with my husband about going on holiday. I wanted to go to Paris; he wanted to come with me......
16:41 Fri 09th Nov 201814 answers, last by Patsy33 18:30 Fri 09th Nov 2018
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Tommy

https://www.facebook.com/bbcgloucestershire/videos/449241802147686/...
14:21 Fri 09th Nov 20184 answers, last by kvalidir 19:04 Fri 09th Nov 2018
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Dont Get Me Wrong...

Don’t get me wrong, I like humour and jokes like everybody else. But when it comes to air conditioning jokes – just not a fan...
16:33 Thu 08th Nov 20186 answers, last by Patsy33 17:12 Thu 08th Nov 2018
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At The Gym

Just been to the gym. They've got a new machine in. Only used it for half an hour as I started to feel sick. It's great though. It does everything - KitKats, Mars Bars, Snickers, Crisps, the lot.."...
11:06 Tue 06th Nov 20181 answer, last by BANANASPLITS 12:25 Tue 06th Nov 2018
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Doing Money

Did anyone watch this drama from true story about young woman snatched off street in London by Romanian sex trafficking gangs? Very upsetting.
22:39 Mon 05th Nov 201818 answers, last by Ken4155 12:22 Tue 06th Nov 2018
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This Should Stop!..

This hating of people that breastfeed in public should really stop. I can raise my cat any way I want to....
17:39 Mon 05th Nov 20188 answers, last by Canary42 12:28 Tue 06th Nov 2018
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I Told..

I told a bunch of jazz musicians to go forth and multiply, so now I’m on the sax offenders register. ....
18:53 Sun 04th Nov 20185 answers, last by marval 13:40 Mon 05th Nov 2018
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Creation Can Be Exhausting..

God is talking to one of his angels. He says, “Do you know what I have just done? I have just created a 24-hour period of alternating light and darkness on Earth. Isn’t that good?” The angel...
18:05 Sun 04th Nov 20186 answers, last by Patsy33 18:21 Sun 04th Nov 2018
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My Girlfriend

My girlfriend left me because she couldn't handle my OCD. I told her to close the door five times on her way out.
10:45 Sat 03rd Nov 20182 answers, last by tamborine 11:06 Sat 03rd Nov 2018
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Just Saw...

Just saw two zombies on a date... and they say romance is dead!...
15:03 Fri 02nd Nov 20181 answer, last by BANANASPLITS 17:06 Fri 02nd Nov 2018

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