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Which..

Which Spice girl can hold the most petrol? Geri can....
11:18 Sun 28th Oct 20189 answers, last by zebo 19:41 Sun 28th Oct 2018
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I Found Myself

I found myself in Gerry Rafferty’s Ladies Boutique the other day. Gowns to the left of me, chokers to the right…...
18:52 Sat 27th Oct 201823 answers, last by Patsy33 20:20 Sat 27th Oct 2018
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My Mate..

My mate came from a broken home, his dad was a shocker at DIY....
11:35 Sat 27th Oct 201810 answers, last by Shaglene 14:01 Sun 28th Oct 2018
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Inside No.9

Any fans out there? Reece Shearsmith & Steve Pemberton in halloween special. Sunday night, 10 pm BBC 2. Can't wait!...
19:40 Fri 26th Oct 201812 answers, last by derek-33 13:56 Mon 29th Oct 2018
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A Friend

A friend got a job as a postman. On his first day, he was handed a letter. He looked at it, and thought “this isn’t for me”....
15:49 Fri 26th Oct 20189 answers, last by Patsy33 18:18 Fri 26th Oct 2018
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Boat Builder

. .A boat builder is showing his son part of the timber store and says, "Son, one day this will all be oars"...
11:49 Fri 26th Oct 20188 answers, last by Patsy33 12:59 Fri 26th Oct 2018
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Metatone

Anyone taken Metatone tonic? I've been taking it for a good month now after feeling run down after having shingles, stomach bug and cold. Its definitely helped. I have so much more energy now! I would...
18:57 Thu 25th Oct 201813 answers, last by Patsy33 10:26 Fri 26th Oct 2018
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Good Ideas For Filling Mugs, Xmas Gifts.

To help my daughter with some Christmas ideas, I suggested filling a nice mug with odds and ends, e.g..last year I gave her friend one with different sachets of flavoured hot chocolate in. I thought...
16:48 Thu 25th Oct 201817 answers, last by Patsy33 20:08 Thu 25th Oct 2018
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Earl Tupper

When Earl Tupper, inventor of Tupperware, died, his funeral was held up as they couldn't find the right lid for his coffin....
09:02 Thu 25th Oct 20187 answers, last by mallyh 16:48 Thu 25th Oct 2018
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Went To Bed

Went to bed last night thinking I was in Herman’s Hermits. Woke up this morning feeling fine....
20:19 Wed 24th Oct 201817 answers, last by marval 20:52 Wed 24th Oct 2018
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Religious Mice..

“We’d like to talk to you about cheeses” – Church Mice....
10:02 Wed 24th Oct 20184 answers, last by Patsy33 11:58 Wed 24th Oct 2018
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A Man..

A man wearing a tie fastener walks into a bar. The barman says “we don’t like your tie pin here”....
15:41 Tue 23rd Oct 201814 answers, last by DTCwordfan 17:56 Tue 23rd Oct 2018
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Shakespeare

William Shakespeare walks into a bar. The barman says “Oi! You’re bard.”...
19:00 Mon 22nd Oct 201818 answers, last by Shaglene 17:56 Tue 23rd Oct 2018
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Poured Beer

Poured beer over my garden before planting the lawn. I hoped the grass would come up half cut....
14:01 Mon 22nd Oct 20188 answers, last by Patsy33 15:32 Mon 22nd Oct 2018
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I Do Enjoy..

I do enjoy playing “telekinetic snooker”. However, you’ve got to be in the right frame of mind for it....
18:41 Sat 20th Oct 20189 answers, last by Shaglene 10:58 Sun 21st Oct 2018
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My Friend..

My friend always went the extra mile at work. That’s why he lost his job as a taxi driver....
12:22 Sat 20th Oct 20189 answers, last by Shaglene 13:10 Sat 20th Oct 2018
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Friend Went

Friend went for a job at a sun cream factory but didn’t get it. He’s going to reapply....
12:15 Fri 19th Oct 20188 answers, last by Baldric 23:51 Fri 19th Oct 2018
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Red Lentil Soup

Made a nice red lentil soup yesterday. I put onions, garlic, carrots and celery with plenty of salt n pepper. It was quite tasty but there was something missing. Could have had more flavour. Any...
09:12 Thu 18th Oct 201828 answers, last by Patsy33 15:09 Thu 18th Oct 2018
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Tried...

Tried driving a lorry in Cairo once, it was chaos. Noise everywhere. Full of tooting car men.
08:30 Thu 18th Oct 201815 answers, last by DTCwordfan 19:49 Thu 18th Oct 2018
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Had To

Had to give up my job at the dress alteration company. Apparently I didn’t turn up enough....
19:59 Wed 17th Oct 201820 answers, last by Patsy33 20:52 Wed 17th Oct 2018

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