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Good Ideas For Filling Mugs, Xmas Gifts.

To help my daughter with some Christmas ideas, I suggested filling a nice mug with odds and ends, e.g..last year I gave her friend one with different sachets of flavoured hot chocolate in. I thought...
16:48 Thu 25th Oct 201817 answers, last by Patsy33 20:08 Thu 25th Oct 2018
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Earl Tupper

When Earl Tupper, inventor of Tupperware, died, his funeral was held up as they couldn't find the right lid for his coffin....
09:02 Thu 25th Oct 20187 answers, last by mallyh 16:48 Thu 25th Oct 2018
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Went To Bed

Went to bed last night thinking I was in Herman’s Hermits. Woke up this morning feeling fine....
20:19 Wed 24th Oct 201817 answers, last by marval 20:52 Wed 24th Oct 2018
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Religious Mice..

“We’d like to talk to you about cheeses” – Church Mice....
10:02 Wed 24th Oct 20184 answers, last by Patsy33 11:58 Wed 24th Oct 2018
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A Man..

A man wearing a tie fastener walks into a bar. The barman says “we don’t like your tie pin here”....
15:41 Tue 23rd Oct 201814 answers, last by DTCwordfan 17:56 Tue 23rd Oct 2018
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Shakespeare

William Shakespeare walks into a bar. The barman says “Oi! You’re bard.”...
19:00 Mon 22nd Oct 201818 answers, last by Shaglene 17:56 Tue 23rd Oct 2018
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Poured Beer

Poured beer over my garden before planting the lawn. I hoped the grass would come up half cut....
14:01 Mon 22nd Oct 20188 answers, last by Patsy33 15:32 Mon 22nd Oct 2018
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I Do Enjoy..

I do enjoy playing “telekinetic snooker”. However, you’ve got to be in the right frame of mind for it....
18:41 Sat 20th Oct 20189 answers, last by Shaglene 10:58 Sun 21st Oct 2018
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My Friend..

My friend always went the extra mile at work. That’s why he lost his job as a taxi driver....
12:22 Sat 20th Oct 20189 answers, last by Shaglene 13:10 Sat 20th Oct 2018
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Friend Went

Friend went for a job at a sun cream factory but didn’t get it. He’s going to reapply....
12:15 Fri 19th Oct 20188 answers, last by Baldric 23:51 Fri 19th Oct 2018
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Red Lentil Soup

Made a nice red lentil soup yesterday. I put onions, garlic, carrots and celery with plenty of salt n pepper. It was quite tasty but there was something missing. Could have had more flavour. Any...
09:12 Thu 18th Oct 201828 answers, last by Patsy33 15:09 Thu 18th Oct 2018
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Tried...

Tried driving a lorry in Cairo once, it was chaos. Noise everywhere. Full of tooting car men.
08:30 Thu 18th Oct 201815 answers, last by DTCwordfan 19:49 Thu 18th Oct 2018
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Had To

Had to give up my job at the dress alteration company. Apparently I didn’t turn up enough....
19:59 Wed 17th Oct 201820 answers, last by Patsy33 20:52 Wed 17th Oct 2018
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Pub Quiz

I went to a pub quiz last night. I could tell it was a rough place when the first question was “What are you looking at?”...
12:27 Wed 17th Oct 20186 answers, last by Hopkirk 17:07 Wed 17th Oct 2018
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Gravatar

Trying to change my profile avatar but Gravatar doesn't seem to be working. Anyone else had problems?
12:02 Mon 08th Oct 201815 answers, last by Buenchico 19:29 Mon 08th Oct 2018
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Wedding Night..

A bride on her wedding night says to her husband "I must confess darling, I used to be a hooker!" "That's alright dear" he says "Your past is your past, and I have to admit I find it a bit erotic....
10:18 Sat 06th Oct 20188 answers, last by Buenchico 22:02 Sat 06th Oct 2018
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Hint Hint....

We called a local electrical repair-man out 2 days ago to fix our smoking oven. Won't go into it, but daughter set it on grill instead of oven and there was a bit of fat stuck up there and difficult...
15:26 Fri 05th Oct 201812 answers, last by Patsy33 16:30 Fri 05th Oct 2018
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A Friend..

A friend has bought an old aircraft, taken the wings off, and turned it into a restaurant. I don’t think it will take off....
12:21 Fri 05th Oct 20184 answers, last by marval 16:33 Fri 05th Oct 2018
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Two Doctors..

A man and woman are at a bar having a few beers. They start talking and soon realize they're both doctors. After an hour, the man says, "Hey, how about if we sleep together tonight? No strings...
11:48 Tue 02nd Oct 20186 answers, last by Shaglene 18:00 Wed 03rd Oct 2018
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What Do You Think This Pub Should Be Called?

David Beckham & Guy Richie buying pub together. https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/30/david-beckham-is-buying-a-pub-and-we-cant-wait-to-pop-round-for-a-drink-7991716/...
13:36 Mon 01st Oct 201815 answers, last by Patsy33 19:19 Mon 01st Oct 2018

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