Donate SIGN UP

Patsy33

821 to 840 of 1971

First Previous 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 Next Last

Avatar Image
Patsy33

Songs You Wouldn't Hear At A Wedding..

I'll start with one D.I.V.O.R.C.E Tammy Wynette....
06:43 Fri 06th Jul 201839 answers, last by fourteen85 16:27 Sat 07th Jul 2018
Avatar Image
Patsy33

"are You Alright Love"

Funny and fascinating crow with Yorkshire accent! https://youtu.be/RB3ruxchwaY...
15:38 Wed 04th Jul 201814 answers, last by kvalidir 09:13 Thu 05th Jul 2018
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Diverticulitis & Shingles. :-(

Just been diagnosed with diverticulitis. 2 lots of antibiotics for 2 weeks. No alcohol.... Pain been awful. On top of that, I have shingles. My top right hand side of back. I thought I'd pulled a...
12:17 Tue 03rd Jul 201812 answers, last by Patsy33 17:32 Tue 03rd Jul 2018
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Saving Water....

Due to a water shortage in Ireland , Dublin swimming baths have announced they are closing lanes 7 and 8.
17:43 Sun 01st Jul 20185 answers, last by sanmac 18:09 Sun 01st Jul 2018
Avatar Image
Patsy33

A Nice Afternoon. Not!

We done our weekly shop a couple of hours ago in nearby shopping centre. It is so humid and uncomfortable, you know, the sort of weather that makes you a bit grumpy..After returning to our car, my...
16:13 Sun 01st Jul 201815 answers, last by Patsy33 20:25 Mon 02nd Jul 2018
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Priest Slaps Baby At Christening..

Makes me so angry! What would you have done if you were the parent? https://youtu.be/1IBpvI3S9As...
17:20 Fri 22nd Jun 201874 answers, last by jambutty 15:00 Sat 23rd Jun 2018
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Daily Mail

They swiftly pass border in record time. (8)
22:16 Tue 19th Jun 20184 answers, last by Mamyalynne 22:21 Tue 19th Jun 2018
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Old Sea Captain

An old sea captain was sitting on a bench near the wharf when a young man walked up and sat down. The young man had spiked hair and each spike was a different color.... green, red, orange, blue, and...
10:23 Tue 12th Jun 20181 answer, last by Shaglene 14:30 Tue 12th Jun 2018
Avatar Image
Patsy33

I Have Two Birthdays. Apparently...

Well this is embarrassing! Looked at my FB page earlier and everyone is wishing me a Happy Birthday! Mine was 5 weeks ago......How does this happen??
11:15 Sun 10th Jun 201819 answers, last by ummmm 14:45 Sun 10th Jun 2018
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Dancing In The Street. Without Sound :-)

So funny. https://youtu.be/BHkhIjG0DKc...
19:12 Sat 09th Jun 201814 answers, last by Prudie 20:02 Sat 09th Jun 2018
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Lotto

At breakfast, yesterday, husband asks wife what she'd do if he'd won the lotto. She said, "I'd take half the money and leave" Husband replies, "Thats good, I've won £12. Here's your £6, keep in...
16:36 Fri 08th Jun 20182 answers, last by Arksided 14:44 Sun 10th Jun 2018
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Fruit Obsession.

My partner is fed up with my fruit obsession. I promised I'd not mention it again. She said this was my last chance before she left me. I said, "Honey dew think you can forgive me? Youre the apple of...
13:34 Fri 08th Jun 20189 answers, last by marval 16:46 Fri 08th Jun 2018
Avatar Image
Patsy33

The Sign.

OMG! Today I seen a sign that made me wet myself. 'Toilets Closed!"...
08:51 Fri 01st Jun 20185 answers, last by Bazile 16:48 Fri 01st Jun 2018
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Nasty Bike!

I’m always getting run over by the same bike, same day every month, same place, month after month... It's a seriously vicious cycle....
15:18 Tue 29th May 201811 answers, last by Patsy33 17:11 Tue 29th May 2018
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Cricket

My wife said I'm obsessed with cricket and that she is leaving me. Well, It knocked me for six...
08:02 Sun 27th May 201823 answers, last by Patsy33 17:24 Mon 28th May 2018
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Just A Reminder....

Just over a year ago, I think the question was asked, which football team do you think would go up in the league. My husband thought Fulham and some of you laughed! Whose laughing now?! :-)
18:47 Sat 26th May 20186 answers, last by tonyav 19:48 Sat 26th May 2018
Avatar Image
Patsy33

A Woman

A woman comes home and finds her husband in bed with a female midget. Furious, she screams, "You promised me you wouldn't cheat on me again!" The husband replies, "Darling, can't you see I'm trying?...
18:29 Fri 25th May 20186 answers, last by WillisBernier 08:27 Thu 26th Jul 2018
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Pre Diabetic

Doctor told me blood results showed I'm pre diabetic. She said if I can lose weight by exercise and tweak my diet, I should be back to some normality. Anyone experienced this and if so any tips?...
13:47 Thu 24th May 201813 answers, last by Patsy33 16:34 Thu 24th May 2018
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Gardener

My husband quit his job as a gardener. The celery wasn't high enough....
14:54 Wed 23rd May 201813 answers, last by jno 09:13 Thu 24th May 2018
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Bondage Class

I've been invited to a bondage class tonight. I'm hoping someone will show me the ropes...
16:05 Tue 22nd May 201813 answers, last by Patsy33 10:16 Wed 23rd May 2018

821 to 840 of 1971

First Previous 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 Next Last