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Patsy33

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Your Own Piano Bar!

https://www.drumondpark.com/blog/upcycled-piano-bar...
17:08 Mon 21st May 201812 answers, last by Patsy33 13:57 Sun 27th May 2018
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A Sad Angler

My wife is fed up and is leaving me for a few weeks because I keep going off fishing. She said I'm "Obsessed"! As she was storming out the front door, I shouted, "At least drop me a line!"...
11:28 Fri 18th May 201827 answers, last by tonyav 21:57 Fri 18th May 2018
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What Bird Is This?

I saw a funny video clip on FB with a bird dancing. It looked somewhat like a toucan but with whitish bill and black and white horizontal stripes on forehead The rest of bird was black with a little...
15:58 Wed 16th May 201815 answers, last by Patsy33 17:05 Wed 16th May 2018
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Whatever Next!

Apparently, there's a new book out for horses! '50 Shades of Hay' It promises to be a night of unbridled passion......
12:06 Tue 15th May 201816 answers, last by DTCwordfan 18:01 Tue 15th May 2018
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Knitted Garden

Wow look at this! So pretty and clever... https://www.housebeautiful.com/uk/garden/news/a3163/knitted-garden-rhs-malvern-spring-festival/...
17:51 Thu 10th May 20189 answers, last by spathiphyllum 19:14 Thu 10th May 2018
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Happy Birthday To Me!

I was looking forward to my Birthday Wishes...:-(
14:46 Wed 09th May 201844 answers, last by Patsy33 21:47 Wed 09th May 2018
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I Hate

I hate when some people can't let go of the past. Debt Collectors are the worst!......
09:53 Wed 09th May 2018
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Someone Stole

Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they're going to pay. You have my Word..
15:54 Wed 02nd May 201811 answers, last by Patsy33 17:57 Wed 02nd May 2018
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Breaking News!

Marks & Spencer's are to merge with Poundstretchers. It will be called Stretchmarks.....
10:53 Tue 01st May 20184 answers, last by marval 21:20 Tue 01st May 2018
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1St Of May

https://youtu.be/yGxDx8ftX1I...
10:20 Tue 01st May 201818 answers, last by woofgang 12:37 Tue 01st May 2018
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I'm Planning

I'm planning to start a jewellery business. If you want to help, give me a ring.
18:19 Mon 30th Apr 201818 answers, last by Patsy33 20:32 Mon 30th Apr 2018
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New Mattress

I went to buy a new mattress the other day. I wasn’t sure about it, so the salesman told me to go away and sleep on it....
16:16 Mon 30th Apr 201811 answers, last by Shaglene 18:31 Mon 30th Apr 2018
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Diagnosed

I’ve been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants, it’s called Feefiphobia....
15:07 Fri 27th Apr 201810 answers, last by Patsy33 17:09 Fri 27th Apr 2018
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Hyena

I've been living with a hyena. It hasn't been easy I can tell you.. but there's been a lot of laughs along the way...
12:16 Fri 27th Apr 201831 answers, last by Patsy33 10:40 Sat 28th Apr 2018
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Loan

I didn't think I'd get a loan from the bank for my knitting business, but when I turned up in one of my balaclavas........easy!...
16:52 Thu 26th Apr 20185 answers, last by Shaglene 14:02 Fri 27th Apr 2018
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New Inspector

I've heard there's a new Inspector starting at the local police station. He's half man and half horse. His called Inspector Morse...
11:17 Thu 26th Apr 201813 answers, last by Patsy33 17:48 Thu 26th Apr 2018
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When I Bought

When I bought some fruit trees the nursery owner gave me some insects to help with pollination. They were free bees.
07:44 Wed 25th Apr 201813 answers, last by Chipchopper 10:55 Wed 25th Apr 2018
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My Father

My Father thought that alcohol was the answer to everything. He didn't have a drink problem, he was just very bad at quizzes...
15:51 Tue 24th Apr 20183 answers, last by Patsy33 15:56 Tue 24th Apr 2018
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Isn't It Annoying?

Isn't it annoying when you get something from a shop and you get home and realise it was buy one get one free. You think to yourself, "I could have had two shoes"........
15:38 Tue 24th Apr 201816 answers, last by Chipchopper 16:02 Tue 24th Apr 2018
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I Blame My Mother

I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'The man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds"...
11:10 Mon 23rd Apr 20188 answers, last by Voltage 19:09 Mon 23rd Apr 2018

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