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My Doctor Said..

My Doctor said I could have up to 20 units a week. I've eaten half my kitchen!.......
18:32 Thu 22nd Mar 20185 answers, last by waterboatman 08:03 Fri 23rd Mar 2018
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I Was Wondering...

I was wondering what to get my friends baby as a present. Should it be a pet or a toy? So in the end I made a compromise. I got a rattle snake.......
17:48 Thu 22nd Mar 20182 answers, last by marval 18:01 Thu 22nd Mar 2018
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I Might Get My Spoons Out!

This is fascinating! (I wonder if some kind person could put this link up for me. Thanks x) https://youtu.be/_nLmM9kcBKs...
17:22 Thu 22nd Mar 201825 answers, last by Patsy33 21:46 Sat 24th Mar 2018
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Geese Hunting

I went geese hunting the other day but once they started flying I knew the game was up.
10:43 Thu 22nd Mar 201811 answers, last by Gherkins 11:21 Thu 22nd Mar 2018
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My Dancing

My Husband is annoyed because I've taken up dancing. He told me I was obsessed, dancing around the house all the time. He said that's all Ive got on my mind... I said. "There you go. Twisting it...
17:09 Wed 21st Mar 201839 answers, last by marval 23:08 Wed 21st Mar 2018
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Would You?..

Would any of you use Finest Scottish mince meat that has yesterday's date on?? I want to make cottage pie. It looks and smells ok..
17:03 Wed 21st Mar 201864 answers, last by Garaman 14:36 Thu 22nd Mar 2018
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On Tenterhooks Today

My daughter called me over to her house this morning. Her dear little 2 year old cat had not come back from being let out very early this morning. To make it worse, she read on local fb a little...
20:36 Tue 20th Mar 201813 answers, last by Patsy33 16:46 Wed 21st Mar 2018
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In My Bed

As I was laying in my bed last night, looking up at the lovely bright full moon and stars, I suddenly thought to myself, "Where the hell has my roof gone?!"...
12:02 Mon 19th Mar 201813 answers, last by spathiphyllum 17:07 Mon 19th Mar 2018
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Granddad

Apparently, I have a long neck like my Grandfather. He was a G. I and in the R.A.F He was a GIRAF.......
16:16 Sun 18th Mar 20182 answers, last by Garaman 17:16 Sun 18th Mar 2018
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Paddy & Murphy

Paddy and Murphy were walking through the forest when they noticed a sign saying, 'Tree Fellers Wanted' Murphy says, "What a shame there's only two of us".......
16:14 Sat 17th Mar 20181 answer, last by marval 18:55 Sat 17th Mar 2018
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Bake Off!

I'm fed up with my partner keep watching Bakery programmes. I said I needed a break from him. "Don't go cup cake" he said. "I love you hundreds and thousands"........
12:36 Fri 16th Mar 20188 answers, last by marval 16:43 Fri 16th Mar 2018
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Hairpieces

I saw an advert saying “Hairpieces from £5”. I thought, “That’s a small price toupee”....
19:44 Thu 15th Mar 201825 answers, last by Voltage 09:59 Fri 16th Mar 2018
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I Backed..

I backed a horse yesterday at ten to one. It came in at quarter past four...
11:40 Wed 14th Mar 201812 answers, last by Shaglene 13:49 Wed 14th Mar 2018
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Monday's Daily Mail

Send out aquatic mammal tail first (7)
22:37 Tue 13th Mar 20184 answers, last by Patsy33 22:40 Tue 13th Mar 2018
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Naked Woman

A naked women robbed a bank. Nobody could remember her face!....
13:14 Mon 12th Mar 201817 answers, last by Shaglene 19:11 Mon 12th Mar 2018
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I Was Having Dinner...

I was having dinner with my boss and his wife said, ‘How many potatoes would you like Patsy?. I said ‘Ooh, I’ll just have one please.’ She said ‘It’s OK, you don’t have to be polite.’...
18:36 Fri 09th Mar 201820 answers, last by spathiphyllum 11:33 Sat 10th Mar 2018
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I Got Caught

I got caught up in a freak accident last year when I knocked two bearded ladies off their tandem bike.
16:12 Wed 07th Mar 201822 answers, last by Shaglene 16:21 Thu 08th Mar 2018
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Low Pulse Rate

My husband's pulse rate was only 45 bpm when he went to Doctor's this morning. They've known it to be low last few weeks but don't seem overly concerned. A couple of weeks ago it was 48 nom. Doctor...
13:32 Tue 06th Mar 201819 answers, last by Voltage 16:13 Tue 06th Mar 2018
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Magnificent Seven

Did you know the the Magnificent Seven once filmed an aftershave commercial at Liverpool football ground? Actually, only six of them took part because Yul never wore cologne.....
18:18 Mon 05th Mar 20186 answers, last by Garaman 18:44 Mon 05th Mar 2018
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What Do You Get

What do you get when you mix a Granny Smith with a Welshman ? A Taffy Apple....
21:33 Sun 04th Mar 20186 answers, last by Shaglene 16:03 Mon 05th Mar 2018

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