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Patsy33

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Due Back

For all those who received a book from me as a Christmas present. They're due back at the library now... Haha....
12:36 Sat 20th Jan 20189 answers, last by Patsy33 16:01 Sat 20th Jan 2018
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Grease Factory

Since my boyfriend started working at the grease factory, it’s been really hard trying to get hold of him!...
15:32 Fri 19th Jan 20184 answers, last by Garaman 20:23 Fri 19th Jan 2018
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Dwarf

My friend came home today and told me a dwarf had touched her breast. I think someone put him up to it....
20:19 Thu 18th Jan 20185 answers, last by Patsy33 21:08 Thu 18th Jan 2018
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Attacked

When I was a child my father attacked me with cameras; I still have flashbacks.
10:38 Mon 15th Jan 201818 answers, last by Patsy33 11:33 Tue 16th Jan 2018
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At Last!

My grandson arrived at 6.48am! All well. My daughter had forceps to help delivery. 7lb9oz. Lovely weight. Can't wait to meet him later! We've all had a cry, with relief mainly! He's gorgeous!....xx...
09:02 Fri 12th Jan 201859 answers, last by Patsy33 16:59 Sat 13th Jan 2018
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Daughter's Waters Have Broken....

..but she's not in labour. Does anyone know the implications of this? She rang hospital who said they were choc o bloc!..
18:23 Tue 09th Jan 201875 answers, last by Patsy33 15:05 Thu 11th Jan 2018
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Firefighters

Some people say that firefighters deserve more money, but apparently a poll was taken and they all fell through a hole in the floor..
17:20 Tue 09th Jan 20183 answers, last by Shaglene 09:02 Wed 10th Jan 2018
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Worst Film...

This bloke said to me “Do you know Marie Osmond is about to appear in the world’s worst film?” I said “Warner Brothers?” He said “I already have!”...
13:05 Sat 06th Jan 20187 answers, last by Shaglene 18:31 Sat 06th Jan 2018
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Gangster

I met a gangster who pulls up the back of people’s pants. It was Weggie Kray...
12:26 Fri 05th Jan 20183 answers, last by Patsy33 13:47 Fri 05th Jan 2018
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I Tied

The other day I tied my head to a dog’s tail. I just fancied a bit of a chinwag...
12:59 Thu 04th Jan 20186 answers, last by Shaglene 15:33 Thu 04th Jan 2018
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I Saw This Bloke...

This morning, I saw this bloke with a 1.2-litre engine halfway down his arm. I said "More power to your elbow!"......
07:40 Thu 04th Jan 20184 answers, last by zebo 12:03 Thu 04th Jan 2018
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I Sat On..

The other day I sat on my hairdryer. That put the wind up me!
07:08 Thu 04th Jan 201810 answers, last by zebo 12:04 Thu 04th Jan 2018
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A Question..

I was in the army once and the Sergeant said to me: ‘What does surrender mean?’ I said: ‘I give up!'”...
15:33 Tue 02nd Jan 201810 answers, last by Patsy33 16:29 Tue 02nd Jan 2018
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Caption This :-)

https://goo.gl/images/9SK4pX...
11:23 Tue 02nd Jan 201812 answers, last by Ken4155 11:36 Tue 02nd Jan 2018
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I Had A Steak...

I had a steak at this restaurant last night that mooed at me, I thought, that's rare....
17:36 Sun 31st Dec 201710 answers, last by Tilly2 19:29 Sun 31st Dec 2017
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Line Of Duty

After watching the last series a few weeks ago, we have caught up with series 1-3, almost. What a brilliant series it is. Great actors and their characters. Hope theres another in the pipeline!...
17:33 Sat 30th Dec 201714 answers, last by Patsy33 14:29 Mon 01st Jan 2018
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Advice For Getting Child To Sleep In Own Bed.

My 7 year old grandson is driving his parents mad by not wanting to sleep in his own bed. He just gets so upset and sometimes violent when ' tried' to make him sleep in his own bed. They more often...
14:57 Sat 30th Dec 201733 answers, last by bednobs 10:39 Sun 31st Dec 2017
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I've Been Invited

I've been invited to a deodorant party tomorrow, Roll-On New Years Eve....
14:45 Sat 30th Dec 20178 answers, last by Hopkirk 20:06 Mon 01st Jan 2018
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Lovely Pub.

My friend took me to a lovely, quaint little pub today. I said, "I feel as though I've been here before. What's it called?" "Déjà vu" he replied.......
14:43 Thu 28th Dec 201710 answers, last by zebo 18:07 Thu 28th Dec 2017
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I Just

I just blew the sugar off my donut. Dieting is so hard....
19:40 Sat 23rd Dec 201710 answers, last by Hopkirk 21:25 Sun 24th Dec 2017

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