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Brain Teaser

Having laid hands on the brochure, steal it (8) ----R--- A knock-out coming right at the end of the round, we hear (5) -E---...
13:37 Wed 22nd Nov 201723 answers, last by Patsy33 14:12 Wed 22nd Nov 2017
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What's The Definition...

What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car....
12:06 Wed 22nd Nov 20171 answer, last by Shaglene 13:56 Wed 22nd Nov 2017
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My Boss

My boss says I intimidate the other employees, so I just stared at him until he apologized.
11:24 Tue 21st Nov 20177 answers, last by Patsy33 13:29 Tue 21st Nov 2017
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I Stepped

I stepped on snail once as a child. It was my very first crush.
17:31 Mon 20th Nov 201729 answers, last by Patsy33 19:29 Mon 20th Nov 2017
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What

What did the thesaurus have for breakfast? A synonym roll......
09:57 Mon 20th Nov 20174 answers, last by marval 15:20 Mon 20th Nov 2017
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Got Caught

Got caught sniffing Tippex the other day. I've been admitted to a correction centre....
20:09 Sun 19th Nov 20179 answers, last by Shaglene 12:02 Mon 20th Nov 2017
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I've Got

I've got a new job with 500 people under me, cutting the grass at the cemetery....
17:19 Fri 17th Nov 201720 answers, last by Shaglene 19:52 Fri 17th Nov 2017
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Food Banks In Stores.

While putting a couple of food items in box at Tesco last week, I noticed a bottle of red wine. Didn't realise alcohol was on the list! Perhaps with Christmas coming up, maybe its allowed?
20:12 Thu 16th Nov 201766 answers, last by pastafreak 23:29 Thu 16th Nov 2017
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Just Seen

Just seen on the side of a van "Robert and Robert Painters and Decorators" Sounds like a two bob outfit to me....
17:00 Thu 16th Nov 20172 answers, last by Spicerack 15:47 Fri 17th Nov 2017
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People

People in glass cake shops. Shouldn't throw scones...
18:09 Wed 15th Nov 201726 answers, last by Patsy33 21:02 Wed 15th Nov 2017
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Neighbour

I saw my neighbour slumped over the lawn mower crying his eyes out, he said he’d just been through a rough patch....
11:43 Wed 15th Nov 201714 answers, last by cupid04 15:17 Wed 15th Nov 2017
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I Phoned

I phoned the local ramblers club today, but the bloke who answered just went on and on........
18:43 Tue 14th Nov 201713 answers, last by Shaglene 15:19 Wed 15th Nov 2017
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Science

Science reveals that women have cleaner minds than men, because they change them so often....
13:09 Tue 14th Nov 20173 answers, last by Voltage 15:32 Tue 14th Nov 2017
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Waterbed

Got a waterbed to spice up our love life. Doesn’t work, we’ve drifted further apart....
10:29 Mon 13th Nov 20173 answers, last by Patsy33 11:48 Mon 13th Nov 2017
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Mum..

"Mum, now that I've turned fourteen, can't I now wear a bra?" "No, Harold!"...
09:29 Mon 13th Nov 201715 answers, last by Shaglene 13:33 Mon 13th Nov 2017
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Man In The Moon.

What does the man in the moon do when his hair gets too long? Eclipse it....
13:29 Sun 12th Nov 20175 answers, last by Patsy33 15:55 Sun 12th Nov 2017
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A Tip

A tip for the big horse race this afternoon There's a 50/1 outsider called Creosote. It's good over fences....
11:33 Sat 11th Nov 201711 answers, last by marval 15:18 Sat 11th Nov 2017
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Did You Hear

Did you hear about the lonely pyromaniac?, he's still looking for the perfect match....
21:17 Thu 09th Nov 201712 answers, last by Shaglene 11:51 Fri 10th Nov 2017
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Do You Shop At Waitrose? (Funny)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eBnenDyIQek...
11:14 Thu 09th Nov 201714 answers, last by gingejbee 13:22 Thu 09th Nov 2017
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People Who

“People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.”...
09:35 Thu 09th Nov 20174 answers, last by Patsy33 12:54 Thu 09th Nov 2017

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