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Wednesday's Dmail

Irish keen to acquire woman's fruit (6) C?????
20:34 Mon 09th Apr 20189 answers, last by Patsy33 20:42 Mon 09th Apr 2018
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Missing Toast...

I was just enjoying a banana and four halves of toast, when I had to go into another room to fetch a pen from my handbag. When I came back my two pieces of toast had disappeared. I know I only ate two...
13:47 Mon 09th Apr 201831 answers, last by Voltage 09:32 Tue 10th Apr 2018
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Good Tip

With the Grand National coming up, I've been given a good tip. V.Neck. Heard it's a good jumper!...
12:43 Sat 07th Apr 20189 answers, last by goodgoalie 22:02 Sat 07th Apr 2018
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D Mail Friday

Deny victories by a young leader. (7) Abandon broadcast during uproar (6)...
21:52 Sun 01st Apr 20189 answers, last by Patsy33 22:15 Sun 01st Apr 2018
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Leonard Cohen. Ahhhhhh!......

Just because......x https://youtu.be/6o6zMPLcXZ8...
17:27 Sun 01st Apr 201856 answers, last by douglas9401 23:01 Sun 22nd Apr 2018
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Museum

Police have arrested a man suspected of breaking into a museum and stealing some valuable medieval musical instruments. So far they've recovered a mandolin, a harp and a dulcimer but they've yet to...
18:16 Fri 30th Mar 201810 answers, last by marval 19:47 Fri 30th Mar 2018
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Cockatoos. Don't Be Cruel. So Funny!

https://youtu.be/VZ1fx93tW_k...
16:48 Thu 29th Mar 201812 answers, last by Old_Geezer 20:20 Thu 29th Mar 2018
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Doctor Please Hurry

"Doctor, please hurry. My husband swallowed a razor-blade." "Don't panic, I'm coming immediately. Have you done anything yet?" "Yea, I shaved with the electric razor."...
15:19 Thu 29th Mar 201825 answers, last by LarryARuble 06:16 Sat 23rd Jun 2018
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Our Marriage

Ours is a football marriage, we keep waiting for the other one to kick off!..
18:14 Wed 28th Mar 201810 answers, last by Baldric 23:17 Sat 07th Apr 2018
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My Grandfather

My Grandfather died last week and we didn't get to say goodbye. All the more poignant as he drowned in his bowl of Cheerios....
18:05 Tue 27th Mar 20188 answers, last by Patsy33 21:12 Tue 27th Mar 2018
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Dynamo Fighting Illness

Poor Dynamo He looks unrecognizable. https://news.sky.com/story/and-for-my-next-trick-getting-back-to-health-dynamo-suffering-from-arthritis-11305784...
16:20 Tue 27th Mar 20185 answers, last by pastafreak 16:33 Tue 27th Mar 2018
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I Won't Be Taking A Chance On This One!

I was going to cook chicken and stuffing in the bag later. Guess what? It's got yesterday's date on! I seem to have lost a day again. No way will I be taking a chance with this! They have nice...
11:26 Tue 27th Mar 201841 answers, last by Mamyalynne 17:36 Tue 27th Mar 2018
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Well Aisle Be Blessed!

I told my partner "I want to walk down the Aisle." So he sent me to Asda for a crate of beer!...
19:26 Mon 26th Mar 20189 answers, last by Shaglene 14:47 Tue 27th Mar 2018
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My Grandfather.

My grandfather, he would never ever throw anything away. But he died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.....
17:44 Mon 26th Mar 201813 answers, last by DTCwordfan 18:43 Mon 26th Mar 2018
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Ukelele. My Strings Keep Slipping!

So far I'm getting on quite well teaching myself the various chords. After 30 seconds they become slack! So frustrating. Can anyone advise??
15:36 Mon 26th Mar 20185 answers, last by Malachite 16:51 Mon 02nd Apr 2018
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Recently..

Recently I went on a ballooning holiday – I put on four stone!...
15:59 Sun 25th Mar 20184 answers, last by Shaglene 14:43 Mon 26th Mar 2018
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Ireland

Not sure if Ireland will be able to keep afloat during the financial crisis. Cork should be alright........
19:20 Sat 24th Mar 201820 answers, last by Patsy33 20:10 Sat 24th Mar 2018
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First Date

When I first dated my husband, he tried to impress me by putting his foot down on the peddle. I told him, "I've already seen a bin open before".. ....
13:54 Sat 24th Mar 20189 answers, last by Voltage 17:12 Sat 24th Mar 2018
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Book

I've just read a book called Anti-Climax. The first half was good.......
13:33 Sat 24th Mar 20185 answers, last by Garaman 13:47 Sat 24th Mar 2018
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Times Were Hard

Growing up we had an outside toilet. We live in a house now.........
12:35 Fri 23rd Mar 20187 answers, last by Shaglene 14:53 Mon 26th Mar 2018

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