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Patsy33

781 to 800 of 1971

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In my last relationship, I hated being treated like a piece of meat. He was a vegan and refused to touch me" -...
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A man bought a new Mercedes to celebrate his wife leaving him and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he...
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Got a singing coach to help me with karaoke but had to get rid of him because he was so selfish. It was always mi mi mi with him.
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Started a new levitation class recently. I went straight to the top of the class....
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A friend wanted to start collecting dogs. I gave him a couple of pointers....
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So funny! https://youtu.be/6VLYpKGVBUg...
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A man was arrested yesterday after falling into a combine harvester whilst trying to steal it. He's due to be bailed tomorrow...
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A friend was in a band called the Powdered Potatoes. They had a smash hit.
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There was a big fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done.
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As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.
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. I got the sack from my job on the Bumper Cars, I'm appealing against funfair dismissal...
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My local dress alteration company is really fast. Tailor swift.
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I was at a climbing center the other day, but someone had stolen all the grips from the wall; honestly, you couldn't make it up.
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I got pulled over by the cops and asked if I had a police record. I said, “No, but I’ve got a Sting album....
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My doctor has just diagnosed me as having low blood pressure. He’s given me a prescription for two Ikea self-assembly wardrobes....
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Saw a 70s television programme about two detectives who solve crimes using a TV remote control. Star Key and Hash....
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When it's unbearably hot! https://youtu.be/cSwsx2VKRz4...
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After picking my repeated medication from doctors, I noticed an extra lot of ant viral tablets that Id already taken two weeks ago. So I rand surgery to see if I was suppised ti take more. Was told it...
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A friend passed his degree in sound engineering. He got a 1-2-1-2....
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Saw an argument between a carpenter and a hairdresser. They were going at it hammer and tongs.

781 to 800 of 1971

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