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Patsy33

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Friend Went

Friend went for a job at a sun cream factory but didn’t get it. He’s going to reapply....
12:15 Fri 19th Oct 20188 answers, last by Baldric 23:51 Fri 19th Oct 2018
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Red Lentil Soup

Made a nice red lentil soup yesterday. I put onions, garlic, carrots and celery with plenty of salt n pepper. It was quite tasty but there was something missing. Could have had more flavour. Any...
09:12 Thu 18th Oct 201828 answers, last by Patsy33 15:09 Thu 18th Oct 2018
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Tried...

Tried driving a lorry in Cairo once, it was chaos. Noise everywhere. Full of tooting car men.
08:30 Thu 18th Oct 201815 answers, last by DTCwordfan 19:49 Thu 18th Oct 2018
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Had To

Had to give up my job at the dress alteration company. Apparently I didn’t turn up enough....
19:59 Wed 17th Oct 201820 answers, last by Patsy33 20:52 Wed 17th Oct 2018
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Pub Quiz

I went to a pub quiz last night. I could tell it was a rough place when the first question was “What are you looking at?”...
12:27 Wed 17th Oct 20186 answers, last by Hopkirk 17:07 Wed 17th Oct 2018
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Gravatar

Trying to change my profile avatar but Gravatar doesn't seem to be working. Anyone else had problems?
12:02 Mon 08th Oct 201815 answers, last by Buenchico 19:29 Mon 08th Oct 2018
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Wedding Night..

A bride on her wedding night says to her husband "I must confess darling, I used to be a hooker!" "That's alright dear" he says "Your past is your past, and I have to admit I find it a bit erotic....
10:18 Sat 06th Oct 20188 answers, last by Buenchico 22:02 Sat 06th Oct 2018
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Hint Hint....

We called a local electrical repair-man out 2 days ago to fix our smoking oven. Won't go into it, but daughter set it on grill instead of oven and there was a bit of fat stuck up there and difficult...
15:26 Fri 05th Oct 201812 answers, last by Patsy33 16:30 Fri 05th Oct 2018
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A Friend..

A friend has bought an old aircraft, taken the wings off, and turned it into a restaurant. I don’t think it will take off....
12:21 Fri 05th Oct 20184 answers, last by marval 16:33 Fri 05th Oct 2018
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Two Doctors..

A man and woman are at a bar having a few beers. They start talking and soon realize they're both doctors. After an hour, the man says, "Hey, how about if we sleep together tonight? No strings...
11:48 Tue 02nd Oct 20186 answers, last by Shaglene 18:00 Wed 03rd Oct 2018
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What Do You Think This Pub Should Be Called?

David Beckham & Guy Richie buying pub together. https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/30/david-beckham-is-buying-a-pub-and-we-cant-wait-to-pop-round-for-a-drink-7991716/...
13:36 Mon 01st Oct 201815 answers, last by Patsy33 19:19 Mon 01st Oct 2018
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A Levels..

Just got an A, a C, a D and a C in my A Levels and have been accepted by a university in Yorkshire. Im on a highway to Hull.
20:24 Sat 29th Sep 20188 answers, last by BANANASPLITS 23:40 Sat 29th Sep 2018
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Just Heard..

Just heard someone shouting “Tequila! Vodka! Whiskey!” I said “I call the shots around here”....
18:48 Fri 28th Sep 201815 answers, last by retrocop 23:46 Fri 28th Sep 2018
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Yoga Class

Went to my yoga class this morning. My teacher was drunk! It was really embarrassing. I was put in a really awkward position...
12:18 Fri 28th Sep 20184 answers, last by Tilly2 18:01 Fri 28th Sep 2018
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Restaurant

Was going to send back my fish in a herb sauce at a restaurant the other night, but I wasn’t sure if it was the thyme or the plaice....
16:22 Wed 26th Sep 201876 answers, last by 1ozzy 08:38 Fri 28th Sep 2018
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Fancy Dress Shop

Just been let down by the people who work at the fancy dress shop after I tried to order a Shepherd’s outfit. Can’t get the staff....
15:39 Wed 26th Sep 201813 answers, last by marval 16:28 Wed 26th Sep 2018
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Job Interview

Had an interview for a job as a blacksmith once. I was asked if I had ever shoed a horse. I said no, but I’d told a donkey to go away once....
16:04 Tue 25th Sep 20186 answers, last by Spicerack 17:08 Tue 25th Sep 2018
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Funny. Chas & Dave

https://youtu.be/t0zX8fr0Gko...
11:33 Mon 24th Sep 20182 answers, last by Arksided 11:51 Mon 24th Sep 2018
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Amazing Anagrams

Dormitory == Dirty Room The Morse Code == Here Come Dots Slot Machines == Cash Lost In 'Em Animosity == Is No Amity Snooze Alarms == No More Z's, alas. The Public Art Galleries == Large Picture Halls,...
15:10 Sat 22nd Sep 201820 answers, last by ichkeria 08:43 Sun 23rd Sep 2018
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Don't Let Me Down.( Out Of The Mouths Of Babes)..

https://youtu.be/8cYCubol7a0...
14:09 Sat 22nd Sep 20189 answers, last by Mamyalynne 20:12 Sat 22nd Sep 2018

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