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A&e

I’m not saying the queues at A&E were bad...but there was a guy in there with a particularly nasty musket wound......
16:14 Fri 31st May 20196 answers, last by Canary42 18:13 Fri 31st May 2019
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Cinema

Went to the cinema today. I bought popcorn, lemonade and sweets. I said to lady serving, "I'm ever so sorry, I've only got a £50 note". She said, "That's ok, put the sweets back"...
21:09 Thu 30th May 20192 answers, last by marval 21:23 Thu 30th May 2019
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Chess Set.

I swallowed a piece of my new chess set. It tasted horrible! So I took it back to shop. I told manager it tasted awful, he said, "What do you mean? I said, "It's stale mate" He said, "Don't be so...
08:48 Tue 28th May 20192 answers, last by Patsy33 08:52 Tue 28th May 2019
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Happy Marriage

My friend asked what was the secret of our happy marriage. I replied, "Chemistry, I take Prozac and husband takes Valium"....
22:58 Sun 26th May 20195 answers, last by sunny-dave 19:44 Mon 27th May 2019
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Spinning

My dad's sister walked into the room spinning around. I though to myself, "Oh my giddy Aunt!".....
16:11 Sun 26th May 20193 answers, last by marval 16:14 Sun 26th May 2019
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A Chicken Asked..

A chicken came up to me and asked if I'd seen her eggs. I told her she'd probably mislaid them.....
10:51 Sun 26th May 201910 answers, last by Arksided 13:54 Sun 26th May 2019
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Hysteroscopy

Have any ladies on here had a hysteroscopy? If so, did you have it done under general anaesthetic? Got to have one soon and am feeling very anxious....
17:31 Fri 24th May 201924 answers, last by Patsy33 17:49 Tue 04th Jun 2019
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Took Part

I took part in the sun tanning Olympics. I got bronze.
11:50 Fri 24th May 20191 answer, last by marval 17:53 Fri 24th May 2019
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On The Phone

A wife hangs up after about a half-hour on the phone. The husband is surprised, “Wow, that was quick - usually you women are at it for two hours at least!” “Yeah, well, it was a wrong number"...
21:42 Sun 19th May 20192 answers, last by Patsy33 21:48 Sun 19th May 2019
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A Drunk

When I was in the police force, a drunk came up to me and threatened to peee on my wrist. I Told him, "Not on my watch!"...
20:22 Sat 18th May 20196 answers, last by marval 13:55 Sun 19th May 2019
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Job Interview

Went for a job interview. The boss asked, "How good are you at performing under pressure?" I replied, "Not sure, but I'll have a stab at Bohemian Rhapsody"...
20:51 Thu 16th May 20191 answer, last by marval 21:50 Thu 16th May 2019
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Even Though..

Even though it's been 20 years since my friend died from choking on sushi, its still very raw...
19:16 Tue 14th May 20194 answers, last by rodcramb 11:39 Tue 10th Sep 2019
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Worried

I have bloated tummy, period like pains (more aching). Though I'm postmenopasal! Have any of you ladies experienced this? I'm being refered to a gynecologist in 2 weeks. Im a bit worried..
10:24 Tue 14th May 20199 answers, last by Patsy33 18:32 Tue 14th May 2019
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My Friend Asked...

My friend asked if I could name an indian tribe that scalped people. I said, "Not off the top of my head"......
19:58 Mon 13th May 201911 answers, last by Patsy33 20:32 Tue 14th May 2019
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New Wine

My friend told me about this new anti-diuretic wine. It's called Pinot More.....
08:39 Sun 12th May 20197 answers, last by maggiebee 10:17 Mon 13th May 2019
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Bt Plc Bill Query?

My husband had bill for £186.00, from BT plc.on his bank statement. Usually get bill by post. He is confused by this. Any idea please?...
11:43 Fri 10th May 201911 answers, last by calmck 18:37 Fri 10th May 2019
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Freddie Starr Died..

(link: https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/9041726/freddie-starr-dead-comedian-singer/) thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/9…...
21:13 Thu 09th May 201923 answers, last by cupid04 00:15 Fri 10th May 2019
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They'll Nick Anything! Captions ??

https://images.app.goo.gl/8s2AuM1AFcwb4vjJ6...
10:42 Wed 08th May 201913 answers, last by Patsy33 17:19 Wed 08th May 2019
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My Teachers..

My teachers told me I’d never amount to much because I procrastinate so much. I told them, “Just you wait!”...
18:02 Sun 05th May 20191 answer, last by marval 22:47 Sun 05th May 2019
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My Job

My job in genetic engineering is quite well paid, I made a monkey last week....
21:37 Fri 03rd May 20195 answers, last by Patsy33 21:56 Fri 03rd May 2019

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