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Job...

I don't think I've got the job at Microsoft. They haven't replied to my telegram yet...
12:51 Fri 22nd Mar 20195 answers, last by Jeff_Rash 14:17 Fri 12th Apr 2019
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My Partner

My partner said if I take one more photo of her, she was leaving me. That's when I snapped!....
22:07 Thu 21st Mar 201935 answers, last by retrocop 00:53 Fri 22nd Mar 2019
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Check In Boarding Passes On Line

We've never done this before, so all new to us. Going to Spain Monday for a week. Going to check in on line a bit earlier, with help of son in law. Then print off for boarding pass. The question is,...
20:01 Thu 21st Mar 20195 answers, last by Patsy33 20:47 Thu 21st Mar 2019
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Judge

What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? Odor in the court. (I'll get me coat...)...
18:58 Wed 20th Mar 20196 answers, last by DTCwordfan 17:58 Thu 21st Mar 2019
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Gazing..

As I lay in bed last night, gazing at the moon and stars, I suddenly thought, "Where's the frigging roof?!".......
11:50 Tue 19th Mar 201910 answers, last by Patsy33 20:52 Tue 19th Mar 2019
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Grammar

A young man I met, sent me a text, saying , "I think your great" I replied, "No, I think you're great". He's in love with me now, and I don't have the heart to tell him, I was only correcting his...
18:36 Mon 18th Mar 201910 answers, last by Cloverjo 01:25 Tue 19th Mar 2019
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Affairs..

Paddy and his two friends are talking at work. His first friend says, "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they...
17:15 Sat 16th Mar 20193 answers, last by Baldric 22:46 Sat 16th Mar 2019
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For Sale

For Sale: Replica Fisherman's Knife (Made To Scale)...
18:35 Thu 14th Mar 201914 answers, last by Patsy33 18:55 Fri 15th Mar 2019
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Fed Up With Partner..

I'm fed up with my partner, going on about his coin collection. I told him, "I can't take much more". He said, "Oh tuppence, don't be like that. Change is on its way"......
19:19 Tue 12th Mar 201937 answers, last by Patsy33 00:30 Wed 13th Mar 2019
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Drummer's Daughters..

Did you hear about the drummer who gave all his daughters the same name? Anna 1, Anna 2, Anna 3, Anna 4....
19:34 Sun 10th Mar 201913 answers, last by Patsy33 16:09 Mon 11th Mar 2019
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Magicians?

I come from a family of failed magicians. I have two half sisters..
23:02 Fri 08th Mar 20193 answers, last by marval 23:19 Fri 08th Mar 2019
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My Doctor..

My Doctor thinks I'm taking hallucinogenic drugs. How do I know? Let's just say, a little bird told me.......
20:36 Thu 07th Mar 20191 answer, last by Chipchopper 10:13 Fri 08th Mar 2019
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Disappointed...

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap...
11:49 Thu 07th Mar 201915 answers, last by hereIam 18:49 Thu 07th Mar 2019
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Daughter

When our daughter was born, she seem to look all yellow and round. We called her Melonie...
12:43 Tue 05th Mar 20192 answers, last by Chipchopper 18:11 Tue 05th Mar 2019
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Mugged.

I was mugged at the train station today, and I burst out crying. A policeman came up to me and said, "I fining you". I said ,"For crying out loud!". He said, "Yes".....
23:21 Mon 04th Mar 20196 answers, last by Chipchopper 18:23 Tue 05th Mar 2019
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My Fingers Will Never Save Me....

Well that was embarrassing!.... Just quickly text daughter to say I was going to quickly poo in the Doctors surgery. I read it back after I'd sent it. Of course, should have said, pop!.. Aggghhhh!!!!!...
17:32 Mon 04th Mar 201919 answers, last by Patsy33 20:00 Mon 04th Mar 2019
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Always Been A Fan..

I've always been a fan of Handel, who teamed up with Hinge & Bracket, and became the Doors.....
19:07 Sun 03rd Mar 201917 answers, last by marval 19:44 Sun 03rd Mar 2019
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New Violin..

I went to the music shop and bought a violin. The assistant asked if I'd like a bow with it. I said, no, 'Don't bother wrapping it'...
17:08 Sun 03rd Mar 20197 answers, last by DTCwordfan 20:14 Sun 03rd Mar 2019
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Back On The Dating Scene..

Nobody likes to be alone. A recently divorced friend of my husband's, who's bald, and has a big beer belly, is hoping to get back on the dating scene. I don't fancy her chances....
20:18 Sat 02nd Mar 20196 answers, last by Patsy33 23:56 Sat 02nd Mar 2019
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Acute Bronchitis

I have acute bronchitis at the moment, had it for nearly a week. What's the best anti imflammatory to use? I'm worse at night and been taking Lemsip. I've doubled up on my Lansoprazole as I suffer...
16:42 Fri 01st Mar 20194 answers, last by Patsy33 17:41 Fri 01st Mar 2019

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