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Ice Cream Factory

I left my job at the ice cream factory. Couldn't work on sundaes.
11:30 Sun 01st Sep 20198 answers, last by marval 17:15 Sun 01st Sep 2019
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Removed

Algebra will be removed from maths lessons in every school, nobody knows y.
19:27 Sat 31st Aug 20199 answers, last by Patsy33 17:15 Sun 01st Sep 2019
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F A O Mamya. Couple Of Song Requests..

Hi Mamya, could you please put up a couple of songs later? Will have to sleep soon! Hi to all... Thank you. xx Roam, B 52s Tiny Dancer, Elton John...
21:56 Wed 28th Aug 20194 answers, last by Calicogirl 00:02 Thu 29th Aug 2019
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Total Hysterectomy.

Hi all, After my hysteroscopy 3 weeks ago, a biopsy was sent off and unfortunately, it came back as endometrial cancer. I go into hospital early tomorrow morning for total hysterectomy. One positive...
10:11 Wed 21st Aug 201977 answers, last by Patsy33 13:01 Sun 08th Sep 2019
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Funny Bone

If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock., which is then humerus..
11:49 Sun 11th Aug 20193 answers, last by mahonia44 14:13 Sun 11th Aug 2019
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A Shop Assistant

A shop assistant tried stopping an armed robber by attacking him with a labeling gun. Police are now looking for a man with a price on his head....
15:49 Thu 08th Aug 20191 answer, last by marval 17:17 Thu 08th Aug 2019
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Finally!

I went into hospital yesterday morning for hysteroscopy & biopsy, under general anaesthetic. At last, after being cancelled 4 weeks ago... I was told after, it looked very suspicious and sent for an...
10:36 Tue 30th Jul 201923 answers, last by calmck 18:54 Tue 30th Jul 2019
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My First Job.

One of my first jobs, was drilling holes for water. It was well boring......
15:18 Sun 21st Jul 201933 answers, last by Chipchopper 17:13 Sun 21st Jul 2019
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Warning!

WARNING! To the person who stole my glasses. I will find you. I have contacts......
13:02 Sat 20th Jul 20192 answers, last by Spicerack 13:52 Sat 20th Jul 2019
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Dance Floor

I was so drunk last night, I walked across the dance floor to get another drink, and won the best dance competition...
18:52 Wed 17th Jul 20195 answers, last by RPreston007 11:15 Tue 08th Sep 2020
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Alan Partridge

Has anyone read Nomad by 'Alan Partridge'? It's hilarious! ( If you like Alan, of course...
21:04 Sun 14th Jul 20192 answers, last by Patsy33 11:53 Sat 20th Jul 2019
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Being Investigated...

You won't hear from me for a while, being investigated for stealing swimming pool inflatables... I gotta lilo.....
21:02 Sat 13th Jul 20197 answers, last by 10ClarionSt 22:27 Thu 25th Jul 2019
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Communications

My partner complained that my life revolving around F.B., has ruined our communication. So I blocked him..
18:44 Thu 11th Jul 20192 answers, last by Georgiesmum 12:56 Sat 13th Jul 2019
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Faith Healer

I went to a faith healer last night and he was utterly rubbish! Even the guy in a wheelchair got up and walked out....
09:06 Tue 09th Jul 20194 answers, last by jno 11:45 Tue 09th Jul 2019
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Got Talking..

I got talking to a S.African guy, in his native language. We just clicked......
19:04 Mon 08th Jul 20193 answers, last by douglas9401 19:15 Mon 08th Jul 2019
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Caught Out!

Paddy comes home from work to find his son doing cocaine. He says, "If I catch you doing this again, I'll rub your nose in it!"...
20:06 Fri 05th Jul 20198 answers, last by petland 12:06 Sat 06th Jul 2019
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Food Fun..

Cottage pie doesn't contain a cottage! Shepherd pie doesn't have shepherds in it.... You turn.......
10:23 Thu 04th Jul 201935 answers, last by Cloverjo 21:00 Thu 04th Jul 2019
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His Doughnuts..

How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts? Wi' jam in....
19:55 Wed 03rd Jul 2019
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God Give Me Strength!

Hi all, been waiting in hospital side ward, since 11.00 am. I'm in for a general anaesthetic for relatively simple procedure. I'm so tired, bored, hungry, thirsty and got headache! Still, mustn't...
14:34 Mon 01st Jul 201931 answers, last by Patsy33 18:08 Mon 01st Jul 2019

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