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Why Are You Single?

Why are you single, I've been asked. "You're intelligent, attractive, caring and creative" I reply, "I'm over qualified"...
20:15 Sun 09th Jun 20195 answers, last by Patsy33 22:02 Sun 09th Jun 2019
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An Alternative Quote. Women's Football.

With the women's football going on, what would could be an alternative to, 'Man of The Match?' Some one suggested, Best Biitch on the Pitch..... Lol ( not one I would choose)...
18:14 Sun 09th Jun 201949 answers, last by Ken4155 17:40 Mon 10th Jun 2019
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I Don't Understand..

I don't understand how a cemetery can raise the cost of funerals and blame it on the cost of living!...
18:25 Fri 07th Jun 20193 answers, last by Spicerack 14:18 Sat 08th Jun 2019
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Thank You.

A big thank you to my neighbour, for allowing me to borrow a big plastic covering sheet. Ta Pauline....
14:36 Mon 03rd Jun 20192 answers, last by marval 18:06 Mon 03rd Jun 2019
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Sweet Child Of Mine

Four teenage brothers performs this classic. Great job!... https://youtu.be/RnutiUHWo00...
21:00 Sun 02nd Jun 20195 answers, last by gingejbee 17:40 Mon 03rd Jun 2019
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You Can Tell A Lot..

You can tell a lot from a woman's actions. If she has her hands tightly around your neck, she's probably slightly angry :-)
23:05 Fri 31st May 20199 answers, last by Canary42 10:27 Sat 01st Jun 2019
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A&e

I’m not saying the queues at A&E were bad...but there was a guy in there with a particularly nasty musket wound......
17:14 Fri 31st May 20196 answers, last by Canary42 19:13 Fri 31st May 2019
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Cinema

Went to the cinema today. I bought popcorn, lemonade and sweets. I said to lady serving, "I'm ever so sorry, I've only got a £50 note". She said, "That's ok, put the sweets back"...
22:09 Thu 30th May 20192 answers, last by marval 22:23 Thu 30th May 2019
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Chess Set.

I swallowed a piece of my new chess set. It tasted horrible! So I took it back to shop. I told manager it tasted awful, he said, "What do you mean? I said, "It's stale mate" He said, "Don't be so...
09:48 Tue 28th May 20192 answers, last by Patsy33 09:52 Tue 28th May 2019
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Happy Marriage

My friend asked what was the secret of our happy marriage. I replied, "Chemistry, I take Prozac and husband takes Valium"....
23:58 Sun 26th May 20195 answers, last by sunny-dave 20:44 Mon 27th May 2019
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Spinning

My dad's sister walked into the room spinning around. I though to myself, "Oh my giddy Aunt!".....
17:11 Sun 26th May 20193 answers, last by marval 17:14 Sun 26th May 2019
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A Chicken Asked..

A chicken came up to me and asked if I'd seen her eggs. I told her she'd probably mislaid them.....
11:51 Sun 26th May 201910 answers, last by Arksided 14:54 Sun 26th May 2019
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Hysteroscopy

Have any ladies on here had a hysteroscopy? If so, did you have it done under general anaesthetic? Got to have one soon and am feeling very anxious....
18:31 Fri 24th May 201924 answers, last by Patsy33 18:49 Tue 04th Jun 2019
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Took Part

I took part in the sun tanning Olympics. I got bronze.
12:50 Fri 24th May 20191 answer, last by marval 18:53 Fri 24th May 2019
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On The Phone

A wife hangs up after about a half-hour on the phone. The husband is surprised, “Wow, that was quick - usually you women are at it for two hours at least!” “Yeah, well, it was a wrong number"...
22:42 Sun 19th May 20192 answers, last by Patsy33 22:48 Sun 19th May 2019
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A Drunk

When I was in the police force, a drunk came up to me and threatened to peee on my wrist. I Told him, "Not on my watch!"...
21:22 Sat 18th May 20196 answers, last by marval 14:55 Sun 19th May 2019
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Job Interview

Went for a job interview. The boss asked, "How good are you at performing under pressure?" I replied, "Not sure, but I'll have a stab at Bohemian Rhapsody"...
21:51 Thu 16th May 20191 answer, last by marval 22:50 Thu 16th May 2019
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Even Though..

Even though it's been 20 years since my friend died from choking on sushi, its still very raw...
20:16 Tue 14th May 20194 answers, last by rodcramb 12:39 Tue 10th Sep 2019
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Worried

I have bloated tummy, period like pains (more aching). Though I'm postmenopasal! Have any of you ladies experienced this? I'm being refered to a gynecologist in 2 weeks. Im a bit worried..
11:24 Tue 14th May 20199 answers, last by Patsy33 19:32 Tue 14th May 2019
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My Friend Asked...

My friend asked if I could name an indian tribe that scalped people. I said, "Not off the top of my head"......
20:58 Mon 13th May 201911 answers, last by Patsy33 21:32 Tue 14th May 2019

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