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Cruise Ship

Two old men are sitting on the deck of a cruise ship. The first one asks, “Have you read Marx?” The other one replies, “Yes. I believe that comes from sitting on these wicker chairs.”...
19:06 Thu 16th Jan 20206 answers, last by Patsy33 00:11 Fri 17th Jan 2020
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Accusations..

My partner got onto me the other day, claiming I spent too much time moistening food while cooking Thinking the accusations as ridiculous, I asked: "Baste on what?"...
18:26 Wed 15th Jan 20208 answers, last by Chipchopper 18:44 Thu 16th Jan 2020
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Banned

I got banned from the secret cooking society… For spilling the beans....
19:49 Mon 13th Jan 202021 answers, last by Patsy33 19:02 Tue 14th Jan 2020
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Song

I'm writing a song about fishing, but it needs a good hook..
14:13 Sat 11th Jan 202011 answers, last by marval 18:02 Sun 12th Jan 2020
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Deadwater Fell

Has anyone watched this tonight, with David Tennant on channel 4? If so, what did you think?
23:22 Fri 10th Jan 202023 answers, last by Patsy33 15:27 Sat 18th Jan 2020
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A Sign

Walking past a farm, I saw a sign that said: 'Duck, eggs'. I thought: "That's a funny place for a comma" -then it hit me....
16:28 Thu 09th Jan 20205 answers, last by Chipchopper 14:52 Fri 10th Jan 2020
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Arguing

My partner and I were up all night arguing about whose turn it was to do the laundry. At 2 am, I folded....
21:00 Tue 07th Jan 20205 answers, last by Chipchopper 10:56 Wed 08th Jan 2020
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Tea Bag

I fell asleep in the chair earlier and when I woke up, someone had stuck a tea bag in my mouth. What do they take me for, a mug?......
12:02 Mon 06th Jan 20205 answers, last by Patsy33 14:34 Mon 06th Jan 2020
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Song

I listened to a song about the common cold... It's very catchy...
20:48 Sat 04th Jan 20206 answers, last by Patsy33 22:34 Sat 04th Jan 2020
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My Local Butcher

My local butcher switched to using sea birds in his sausage. It was a tern for the wurst....
23:31 Thu 02nd Jan 202036 answers, last by Chipchopper 10:53 Fri 03rd Jan 2020
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My Father Said..

My Father always said, 'Never be quick to find faults' Lovely man. Terrible geologist....
15:40 Wed 01st Jan 20209 answers, last by JimF 19:12 Wed 01st Jan 2020
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Link For Aavitar That Was Mentioned Few Weeks Ago?

Can someone remind me of the new& simple link to put avater up. Want to change my picture. Thanks....
21:42 Tue 31st Dec 201914 answers, last by Patsy33 19:42 Wed 01st Jan 2020
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Baby Stingrays

https://m.imgur.com/gallery/LM3AQiR...
19:19 Mon 30th Dec 201913 answers, last by Zacs-Master 10:06 Tue 31st Dec 2019
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Casino

Got asked to leave the casino the other night. They said I had a chip on my shoulder.
17:46 Mon 30th Dec 201915 answers, last by Bopawopo11 21:46 Sat 18th Dec 2021
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Susan Hill's Ghost Story

Haunted House, Ch. 5. If you watched it, what did you make of it? I was personally disappointed. I really like Douglas Henshall, but he was wasted on this. In my own opinion....
19:15 Sat 28th Dec 201910 answers, last by pastafreak 11:48 Sun 29th Dec 2019
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Accidently

I accidently swallowed the cats tablets. Don't ask me-ow.....
14:58 Sun 22nd Dec 201910 answers, last by Patsy33 22:04 Sun 22nd Dec 2019
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Weird But Wonderful Xmas Mash Up..

https://youtu.be/ZE4shVkwqIk...
16:49 Sun 15th Dec 20195 answers, last by Mamyalynne 19:53 Sun 15th Dec 2019
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Blamed

My neighbour blamed my gravel for making him fall... ....turns out it was his dumb asphalt....
19:21 Wed 11th Dec 20192 answers, last by Canary42 19:35 Wed 11th Dec 2019
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Sad News

Just read that Marie Fredriksson, from Rocksette died yesterday,Only 61. She had been fighting brain cancer. One of my favourite artists. So sad....
17:28 Tue 10th Dec 201912 answers, last by MrsLadyBug 20:48 Tue 10th Dec 2019
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Horrible Noise

Hoping he could help, I told my husband, my car was making a horrible noise. He said, "Have you tried removing that Justin Bieber CD?"...
19:47 Sun 08th Dec 20195 answers, last by marval 17:56 Mon 09th Dec 2019

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