I was talking to a local farmer today, whilst admiring his horses. He told me they love listening to music. I asked him what was their favourite song. He replied, 'Hay Chewed' by the Beatles..
I've been a beekeeper for years and when my crush said "It's me or it's those nasty insects, make up your mind", at first I didn't think she was serious.
Then I saw her face.
Now I'm a bee-leaver....
I've stocked up on loads of ice-cream, timned fruit and raspberry sauce. Ive just heard my husband tell his mother on the phone, "She must be planning to self isolate for a month of sundaes."...
Coronavirus: 1.3 billion smokers urged to quit to reduce COVID-19 risks The cigarette industry is urged to stop making tobacco, as a study says smokers with COVID-19 are more likely to be seriously...
A man is sitting in the dock at court. The judge asks the man for his occupation. "I'm a locksmith, your honour", the defendant replies. "And what were you doing at the jewellers at three in the...
Last couple of days feels like I have a head cold with nasty headaches and feeling very tired at times. Slightly wheezy yesterday but gone off now. Do you think I should be worried?
1 Machu Picchu is located in which country? 2 Who designed St. Paul's Cathedral? 3 Which is the longest river in Asia? 4 Which Scottish city is situated on the banks of the River Tay? Perth, Stirling...
My wife called because the car wouldn't start. She said it has water in the carburetor. Knowing my wife has no knowledge of anything mechanical I said, "and how do you know there's water in the the...
