Donate SIGN UP

Patsy33

341 to 360 of 1937

First Previous 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 Next Last

Avatar Image
Patsy33

Country Walk

Went for a nice little country walk today. It was so peaceful, watching the wildlife, listening to the water gently rippling. Then my phone rings, agghhh! It was my annoying friend. I told him I...
10:31 Fri 24th Apr 20201 answer, last by marval 23:03 Fri 24th Apr 2020
Avatar Image
Patsy33

A Brittish Boat

A brittish boat is nearby a port in Germany and calls for help on the radio: -WE ARE SINKING! WE ARE SINKING! The german replies: -Wat are you sinking about?...
13:38 Thu 23rd Apr 20202 answers, last by Ken4155 13:42 Thu 23rd Apr 2020
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Drowned

"Our mate Dave was drowned. For the funeral we have a wreath made in the shape of a lifebelt. It’s what he would have wanted.”...
11:49 Thu 23rd Apr 20203 answers, last by Chipchopper 14:54 Thu 23rd Apr 2020
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Cross Bred Insects

I once knew a guy who cross bred insects for fun. I liked the guy at first, but eventually I got tired of his crazy ant ticks....
18:29 Wed 22nd Apr 20204 answers, last by Chipchopper 19:31 Wed 22nd Apr 2020
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Just Bought

Just bought a really expensive barge pole. Thought I'd push the boat out.....
18:00 Wed 22nd Apr 20203 answers, last by retrocop 18:08 Wed 22nd Apr 2020
Avatar Image
Patsy33

My Enesthetist

Before my surgery my anesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle. It was an ether/oar situation....
12:36 Wed 22nd Apr 20204 answers, last by Spicerack 16:14 Wed 22nd Apr 2020
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Horses

I was talking to a local farmer today, whilst admiring his horses. He told me they love listening to music. I asked him what was their favourite song. He replied, 'Hay Chewed' by the Beatles..
20:53 Fri 17th Apr 202016 answers, last by retrocop 19:31 Sun 19th Apr 2020
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Beekeeper

I've been a beekeeper for years and when my crush said "It's me or it's those nasty insects, make up your mind", at first I didn't think she was serious. Then I saw her face. Now I'm a bee-leaver....
18:05 Thu 16th Apr 20207 answers, last by marval 16:02 Fri 17th Apr 2020
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Just Heard

Just heard, a local manufacturer that makes food blenders, has gone into liquidation..
17:45 Wed 15th Apr 202022 answers, last by retrocop 15:54 Thu 16th Apr 2020
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Dog Kennels

My brother's Dog Kennels business is in trouble. He's called in the retrievers..
21:17 Tue 14th Apr 202016 answers, last by Canary42 23:51 Tue 14th Apr 2020
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Father And Son Singing A Classic

https://youtu.be/cEXhZ8PwM-Y...
15:21 Mon 13th Apr 20206 answers, last by emmie 04:13 Fri 17th Apr 2020
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Planning

I've stocked up on loads of ice-cream, timned fruit and raspberry sauce. Ive just heard my husband tell his mother on the phone, "She must be planning to self isolate for a month of sundaes."...
11:26 Sun 12th Apr 20204 answers, last by marval 15:44 Sun 12th Apr 2020
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Yorkshire Airlines. Hale & Pace.

This has been shown before, but it's good for another giggle! https://youtu.be/ivPWP_6tG4M...
19:04 Fri 10th Apr 2020
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Obsession

My partner left me because of my obsession with cars My fault. I drove her away.....
20:42 Wed 08th Apr 20208 answers, last by Hopkirk 19:12 Fri 10th Apr 2020
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Smokers Urged To Give It Up..

Coronavirus: 1.3 billion smokers urged to quit to reduce COVID-19 risks The cigarette industry is urged to stop making tobacco, as a study says smokers with COVID-19 are more likely to be seriously...
12:37 Wed 08th Apr 202017 answers, last by sherrardk 13:05 Wed 08th Apr 2020
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Locksmith

A man is sitting in the dock at court. The judge asks the man for his occupation. "I'm a locksmith, your honour", the defendant replies. "And what were you doing at the jewellers at three in the...
18:02 Mon 06th Apr 20205 answers, last by iansolin 20:43 Mon 23rd Aug 2021
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Wise Advice

My gardener talked to me about edible herbs I can grow. It was sage advice.....
15:42 Sat 04th Apr 20204 answers, last by Patsy33 17:49 Sat 04th Apr 2020
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Retro Cop

Can't open any of your links....
13:27 Mon 30th Mar 20207 answers, last by royfromaus 13:59 Mon 30th Mar 2020
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Thanks For The Delivery..

Me, yelling through the front door... "THANKS FOR THE DELIVERY, JUST LEAVE THE SHOPPING ON THE DOORSTEP" Husband, "Just let me in the darn house!!"...
12:45 Mon 30th Mar 20202 answers, last by jno 23:20 Mon 30th Mar 2020
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Party

I'm having a quarantine party this weekend! None of you are invited.....
17:31 Sat 28th Mar 20208 answers, last by Sipowicz 13:13 Mon 30th Mar 2020

341 to 360 of 1937

First Previous 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 Next Last