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Patsy33

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e.g. I'll pick a rose for my rose. I will walk 500 Niles.....
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I have started investing in stocks: beef, chicken and vegetable. One day, I hope to be a bouillonaire....
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Wondering who to fly with on your next available holiday?...
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Went for a job interview to be a waiter. They asked me my strengths. I said; "Well, I bring plenty to the table."...
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My partner is thinking of leaving me because of my obsession with poker But I think he's bluffing....
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Stairway to Heaven. https://youtu.be/1NnbI4ncTTE...
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After my sister and a friend, recommending this Australian comedy series, I finally got round to given it a try. So glad I did. I've been watching a couple of episodes nightly and gave had the best...
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I met a painter and a singer in Doctor's surgery. One was hoping for a good throat tincture, the other a hot poultice. They introduced themselves as Vincent Van Cough and Susan Boil....
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Bought a head of lettuce from a small Grocery shop., called Mamas & Papas. Could eat it though, all the leaves are brown.....
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e.g., Hamsterdam Gnu York Over to you :-)...
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Mother in Law came round for dinner and asked, "Why does your dog keep looking at me?" I said, " because youre eating off his plate"...
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At a recent rally, somebody threw a beer at Trump's head... He's fine. It was a draft, so he dodged it....
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My neighbour just banged on the wall at 4.20 am, can you believe that? Lucky I was still up playing music. He banged and shouted, "Can we have a little respect please?" So I shouted back, "I'm not a...
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My Grandson and I were playing a couple of days ago. He has such a vivid imagination. I had to pretend to eat a poisoned apple, and pretended to be dying. His character was Superman, so I shouted for...
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Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home! Officer: Age? Husband: I'm not sure. Somewhere between 50 and 60. We don't do birthdays. Officer: Height? Husband: I'm...
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Incredible! https://youtu.be/py8Cu1MkD5w...
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I don't trust my Acupuncturist. She's a backstabber.....
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Forever in Blue Jeans. Neil Diamond. Hand in Glove. The Smiths. These Boots were made for Walking. Nancy Sinatra. Over to you.....
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Cold As Ice. Foreigner Hot Legs. Rod Stewart...
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It's just one thing on top of another! Paid a carpenter upfront to make me a double bed and he's done a bunk!

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