Last weekend my lil lady was queuing for an ice cream for us, quite busy around us as we were at the beach, she turns round and shouts "do you want a 69?". I just laughed ...then she realised!! have...
Someone in the office has just queried how she would dispose of her sex toy. Would putting it in the bin be deemed innapropriate? maybe a bonfire? Would the poor lady in Oxfam object?
My job was advertised yesterday (might have seen it it the Metro or Evening Standard!!) and the person is due to start a few weeks before i go on Maternity Leave.... However, what the flip will i say...
Something unbelievable had happened to me, and there is no-one I can tell. It might give some people a few cheap laughs though on a slow Wednesday. To give you a setting, I'm in a busy office at work....
This is your opportunity to tell me a whopping great fib and try to convince me that it's true. If I believe you, you get 3 stars. So come on, get creative!
I am getting married in 9 weeks and have still to arrange the music for during the ceremony. Can anyone think of any ideads for songs to walk down the aisle to and the walk back up the aisle too?...
How much flirting should be accepted? I regularly catch my partner flirting with another guy online but thats only what I can see from their myspace profiles as I dont know what their conversations...
Some of you already know, that my daughter is going through treatment for breast cancer and I thank them for their support. I am now asking PLEASE spare 30 seconds, to click on this link and then...
My wife says she wants more. She says that two times a night is not enough and we should be doing it at least three times. When I mentioned quality, she just said "pfuff". Do you think she has a...
and already ive seen someone watering the garden even though the ground was wet this morning with the frost, and lots of lilly white flesh on show. we british do like to make the most of it do we not?
hi ladies Johnny Depp dressed as Jack Sparrow giving me my choccie egg,my Easter wish. Whats yours. Come champagne, bet you come up with a good un. Boo where are you? xxxxxx
Right - long story short as it's been told before (except the last bit): Started seeing someone. He decided he didn't want a relationship just sex. Fine by me. Been meeting up every couple of weeks...
Well done Liverpool last night, our easiest game in the CL since we played TNS last season!! Mr Tydlesley of ITV who on earth is YON Arne Riise?? Predictions for the 2 games tonight then? Roma 1 Man U...
