Evening All, Hope you are all having a good weekend. My question is simply: Are the Rosetta Stone language CD's worth the money, and has anyone tried the Level 1 & 2 Spanish to good effect? I only...
Well now, it's like a wet weekend in Wigan out there. Hope Boaty isn't having a wash-out too down in Torquay and I'll bet Tiggy is all wrapped up in hibernation now. Wasn't planning on getting up this...
If you are lucky, you might be able to spot the Vulcan flying about tomorrow on it's tour... see map via link below. Love the Vulcan, beautiful craft...
Good Morning All, Hope you are having a nice Saturday. A strange question really: I bought some Echium Candycan and Echium Pininata (blue church steeple) seedlings from Ebay in January 2013 and was...
Afternoon All, hope you are having a good Saturday. Postie has just dropped off my new whole fruit juicer and I have had a play with a Grapefruit, Watermelon, Apple & Orange combination - lovely, if a...
Evenin' all, I'm not precious about my lawn, it is there for the dog to use and enjoy. However it looks a bit of a mess with all the bald patches. I can vaguely remember someone mentioning using red...
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild...
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20's, a...
Saw this today - invented in Norway apparently. Having seen a very near miss on the way home yesterday (an irate driver in front of me rushed to get past a cyclist going up a steep hill and both...
...erm, I apologise in advance for this one, awful, but had to giggle.... A cruise on the Pacific goes all wrong, the ship sinks, and there are only 3 Survivors; Damien, Darren and Deirdre. They...
For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he said he would pay her...
A guy goes over to his friends house, rings the bell. The wife answers the door. “Hi, is Tony home?” “No, he went to the store.” “Well, you mind if I wait?” “No come in.” They sit down...
The other night I was invited out for a night with “the girls” I told my husband that I would "be home by midnight….I promise!” Well, the hours passed and the champagne was going down way to...
Husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yells, “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads, ‘Here Lies My Wife – Cold As...
After a long night of making love, Danny rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked Sheila if she had one at hand. “There might be...
A dad buys a lie detector robot which slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it at dinner. “Son, where were you today?” Son says “at school dad.” Robot slaps the son “Ok, I watched a...
Hi All, Just a quick note rather than a question. There is an increasing trend for students to have a cat/s as a pet whilst in student houses at university. At this time of year a lot of local...
Hot off the press, whilst on the evening slug hunt I spotted about 10 of these chaps living rent-free in my budlia... (no that is not a euphenism before you all start lol) Any ideas what it is anyone?...
We've just had a police 'eye in the sky' helicopter circling round for the last 20 mins or so. It seemed to be delivering a message to the public over it's tannoys (very difficult to hear) 'this is...