... every day.
Torrential stuff here now - roads awash, gutters full, even junior dog is refusing to go out for a poopertunity.
I thought we were due some BBQ weather ???...
I got a new stick deodorant today.
The instructions said: “Remove cap and push up bottom.”
I can barely walk, but whenever I fart, the room smells lovely....
Is there such a thing as a car that I can use to go to the supermarket but also have weekends away in a kind of camper van that I can sleep in?? Very basic is fine.
If you decide to save all your wine bottles to create a project in the garden it doesn't take long for the stack of bottles behind the shed to make you think....Hmmmmm.....where did all those come...
My boyfriend is not contributing anything to the relationship and has family issues so I want to say in a firm but not confrontational way that I think we should be friends until he can contribute...
Waiting in all morning for b and q to deliver a mountain of gravel....just had call from neighbour, they dumped it all in her garden at 9am !! I'm hopping...been on phone and played merry...
Friday, it's wet again so only short walkies this morning. Something was snuffling about in the undergrowth, I suspect it was a badger, I didn't disturb it. Foxy and tiggy were in as usual last night....
Hi I just wondered if anyone had any experience of this...I didn't get my period from November until last week...I have PCOS and was ready to go to my doctor when it appeared last thursday. I was a as...
ill make this as short as possible. and this , believe it or not, is the short version of the story. 8 months ago i dated a guy and we were eachothers longest relationship. we were very in love. he...
Thursday, voting day and as you might expect. it's tipping down! Late yesterday afternoon there were 24 jackdaws in the back garden having some kind of meeting. It was not a court as there wasn't one...
Just had a news alert posted saying that eBay are asking users to change their passwords after a security breach compromised data in a cyber attack.
No idea of the scale, sorry....
My nieghbour just rushed in and told me "BEAVERS are to be renamed ‘riverdogs’ after zoologists finally conceded defeat to the overwhelming forces of sexual innuendo."...
....... and as such, the king is giving you the opportunity to marry one of his 3 daughters. All 3 of his daughters are identical in EVERY way, except for: the youngest sister ALWAYS tells lies; the...
I dreamt last night that i wanted to go for a pee . I was in my old secondary school building - but every toilet i went into, something stopped me from having a pee - either it was filthy dirty or...
A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this...
A man is in court for killing his wife. In the closing statements the man's lawyer surprises everyone when he announces "His wife was just missing. Everyone look at those doors. His wife is going to...
Two girls ate dinner together. They both ordered iced tea. One girl drank them very fast and drank five of them in the time it took the other to drink one. The girl who drank one died while the other...