I imagine Doc Spock looks like the miserable old man from Last Orders, Boo looks like Nigella, JohnLambert looks like Bruce Parry, and Villagevicar looks like everyone's kindly uncle. This IS NOT an...
The BBC has taken the childrens programme Postman Pat, off the air, in an effort to help resolve the postal dispute. With negotiations at a crucial stage, both unions and management agree, that...
Awww , my little boy , well ok , he is 23 , just rang me to tell me he is going to have to go to the med centre sick , his first day off since he has been working 6 years . Hpoe he gets signed off ,...
Is there any way to get onto a lilo elegantly? When I eventually do manage to heave myself onto one, and tucked everything in that has fallen out, I am too scared to move in case I fall off again and...
According to a new survey one in seven women are using cocaine or speed as way to lose weight. Others are taking slimming pills or laxatives to shift extra weight. The survey also found that three out...
I have posted in 'pets' about my cat sh1tting on the carpet. As everyone is here instead of Animals & Nature can you give me a reason why my newly neutered, litter trained cat has started messing? Mr...
My husband and I have been ttc for 6 months. Last night I had a very clear dream that I gave birth to a baby girl. No obvious pregnancy symptoms appart from sore boobs which I suffer from every month...
I have been in my new job for three weeks and i'm just getting used to the way things are working. A few days ago, the Directors' P.A came downstairs and had a go at me due to some post being in the...
I asked the other day if there was any point in contacting the AB Editor and I gave her until 5.45 pm to-day to reply to any of ma e-mails (this is sounding like one of Chamberlains's radio...
The post has just arrived and I've got a parking fine for parking in Lidl for over 1hr 30 mins. Arrrrgggghhh! I wasn't in Lidl for that amount of time. I had other urgent things I needed to do whilst...
after a recent conversation with someone . of the female species . i haev come to the conclusion . that some women think guys only think with their d!cks. and if a woman says something overtly sexual...
or does anybody else find Katie Meluah APPALLING? I cannot believe anybody would enjoy this god awful, dreary, depressing empty music! And I thought Dido was depressing til I had to be exposed to 9...
This day 20 yrs ago what were you doing? Here in Britain we had the highest Gales ever recorded for 300yrs which devastated many parts of the country and caused many deaths. So, what do you remember...
I was channel hopping this evening and noticed that the cable channel 'UKTVG2' is now called Dave. Aside from the fact that I can't decide whether it is a great name or lousy one for a TV. channel, do...
A man thought putting his rubbish in a public litter bin was a good idea seeing as he had to wait another fortnight before his next rubbish collection. The council traced the man after finding a...
How is it that the politicians can tell us their respective armies have killed specific numbers of 'insurgents' but cannot agree on how many civilians have died???. Are they all a bunch of lying sacks...
Labour is to bring in a stealth tax of 28p for each bin bag you put out which in our case is another ?5 per week. What was ?3 pounds a week under the 1979 labour government will now be ?30 per week on...