1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina...
I got a new stick deodorant today.
The instructions said: "Remove cap and push up bottom."
I can barely walk, but whenever I fart, the room smells lovely....
Having no close family I've spent Chrismas alone for many years, but receive several cards, good wishes and some presents. Are any other ABers in a similar situation and what do you do at Christmas? I...
Cousin 67y went to A&E for pain relief to arthritis in her legs on Tuesday am. She died in hospital next day. We dont know the cause of death but have been told it wasnt a heart attack. What could be...
There has been a council meeting today where big changes were made to school transport in the area. Anyway, the local radio are interviewing some of the parents affected at the school at 8 tomorrow...
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/10525121/Discussing-Robertsons-jam-golliwog-label-is-racist-judge-rules.html /// Discussing the ‘Golliwog’ image on Robertson’s jam is...
hey please help,i have to do this letters and numbers quiz here are the ones i just cant get ( PLEASE JUST DO ALL YOU CAN :) ), please help thank-you 1) 13 D in the H 2) 7 JB 3) 10 C C 4) 121 E E 5)...
Some further news to Ricky's progress. He has regained the ability to swollow :) may not seem like much but it must be a huge step for him and I would imagine a relief too. Thought those that have...
I am wondering if anyone can help me please. Every now and then when I go up stairs (not down!) I have a funny turn where it feels like the step is wobbly or loose, and I have to grab the rail....
HI there I have got shingles I have had chest pain for 3 days thought it was my heart but I got a rash last night. Went to GP this morning who told me that I have shingles and she put me on Acciclir 5...
I'm still stuck on these ones.... 1. Babe, Peppa and Percy warm in bed (4,2,8) 2. Unlike her father's, Lilibet's is flawless (6,6) 3. Doubly endless imagination bring gifts (4) 4. Conveyance sounds...
“From time to time, people tell me, “lighten up, it’s just a dog,” or, “that’s a lot of money for just a dog.” They don’t understand the distance traveled, the time spent, or the costs...
1. Deep and crisp claws seen roundabout (9) 2. A pommie tan is what you get mixed at Christmas (9) 3. 34th Street is where it happened (7) 4. This servant puts her foot in it eventually (10) 5. A sort...
I'm stuck on 3 clues
12 across quarter-pint measure -i-l
15 down pack, at sea s-o-
24 across make amends a-o-e
any help will be much appreciated....many thanks in advance...
A few weeks ago I entered a thread called "Murderer To Be Allowed A Sex Change." http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/News/Question1290017.html Well according to the report below, this killer has been up to...
At a company, the Health&Safety training is good, manual handling of loads, personal safety, using Manual Handling Equipment, etc and the training is signed for by the staff member. However, there is...
Leading on from Goodlife’s ‘Atheists: When Will You Finally See The Light?’ thread, most atheists reach their conclusions through analysis and a process of elimination, so how thoroughly did you...
21 across (7) reverend men, ten I upset ????e??
13 down (7) duck with little fat put in christmas drink n?t???g
18 down (5) man throws, hat around the moor ?e???...