I was asked this question last night "are 0800 calls free from a public phone box"not having used one for more years than I can remember I had no idea.My guess is that they are free....
A man goes into a psychiatric hospital to visit one of his old mates. As he is walking out he notices a bloke pretending to be swinging a cricket bat . Curious, he asks: What are you doing? The bloke...
As above. If you could only have one pair of shoes ... what would they be? I've just said on the P-Middy thread that I think it would be a pair of tan loafers ......
After he'd hung round the kitchen for ages grumbling and getting in my way as I cooked, my dear one vanished just as the food was going on the plate, I had to go out, and found him topping up the car...
A Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?' Maria: 'Well, Señora,...
What on earth can we do to stop this nonsense. I spent 5 minutes (and over 4 miles) stuck behind a wagon on the A14 as he crawled past another wagon in the inside lane - by the time he completed his...
My wife has just asked me to look for medieval banquet parties near Bristol for her works christmas do (yea i know its early) but I could'nt find any, so my question is ..... does anyone have any...
is it just me getting wound up, getting old, but why does the tv picture jump at the start of some of the progs. The opening scene seems stretched then flicks and things look normal. Also why do the...
In some uproar in Casablanca a man takes offence at someone (judging by the dogs' reaction I suspect it maybe a plain policeman) and his dogs and pelts them with stones....
