After being married for 40 years, I took a careful look at my wife > one day and said ....... "Forty years ago we had a cheap house, a > junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch...
When making cottage pie, shepherds pie or homemade cauliflower cheese, for a tasty topping,crush up a packet of cheese and onion crisps, normal packet size, and then add to it some lovely grated...
They appear totally screwed up to me It says my current Balance is £-104.40 Bill total £181.84 Amount due £17.94 we are all paid up and not behind with any payments and our account...
I have just visited a pub and a drunken group of customers shouted to my 2 year old son "will you shut up you little b*****d". I was completely horrified, I tackled the abusive behaviour and...
Greetings each. Does anyone know anything about the above please OR: Has anyone ever managed to get it to work? Both my colleague and I have gotten as far as pasting the "widget" onto our...
My mother was a Jew, my father was not. I was put up for adoption at three months. My adopted parents were, supposedly, C of E. I was not circumsised. Am I a Jew or not? Ta Muchly.
Last few days OH has been checking the motorhome in preparation for our holidays. He noticed the roof lining was a bit loose in a couple of places. Decided to glue it back. Discovered that the reason...
As above i'm sick to the back teeth of my grandad, it's all me me me me me, we do everything for him and it's never bloody enough and then when he's really off on one he then uses emotional blackmail...
Rosemary had been divorced for a few years and was finding life very lonely. Finally, after much persuasion, she consented to go out on a date with Andy, a gentleman her daughter fixed her up with....
It has been raining heavily overnight here so I am just about to gather any slugs and snails from my garden which I am sure are having a field day till I get out there. When you have collected them...
My mobile phone keeps cuttng off when I am in the middle of a conversation and many times cannot connect. I have noticed that this has been happening since I had Double glazed windows put in. and...
I did my A Level English Lit last year so I know how about the technical aspects of poetry but I did find it hard to actually 'read' poetry if you understand me - metaphors, symbolism etc. I find...