I asked my wife as to what colour bra she is wearing and she told me that it was white. I have just noticed that it is caramel in colour. Clearly she has lied to me, so do you think that she is having...
Is anyone else having difficulty entering a team in the telegraph fantasy football competition? I have selected my team, but when I try to confirm, I am faced with a picture of a grinning alan hanson.
A nice young gentleman called yesterday just as I was on my way out. He asked who my gas supplier was, and when I told him Eon he told me they were guilty of overcharging their customers for gas (not...
Please help, i got a tv from ebay and everything has been working fine for about a week. Then tonight it just turned itself onto standby. I tried turning it back on and the green light comes on a...
... and a lamb is to a sheep. What is it to a camel? (Serious question. Please don't answer with "the camel doesn't really give a f***, cos it's got the hump....) My colleague wants to know. She says...
Your Managing Director stays off work because "I coulnd't be bothered" but sum1 in here has a illness for 3 wks, is covered by a doctors note yet gets a written warning!! Without going through the...
I've asked this question before but have forgotten the answers.......sorry. What is the best thing to clean the screen, bearing in mind it won't just have dust on it, but also goo from the cigarette...
Hi :-) Could someone give me a hand with this please? 28A Ratio of the output signal of an amplifier to the input signal, often expressed in deceibels -A-N Is 21D Guide? Is 13A anode? Is 20A eagle?
LOL when I saw this today. Cliff Richard - Living Doll Is Sir Cliff enthusing about the joys of making love to inflatable ladies? Well, frankly, one would hope so. One hopes that he's not talking...
When I record certain programs it misses the end, eg top gear last night. I have it set to have 1 minute before and after. Anyone any idea what's happenning and how I can get it to record the whole...
Fed up with mobile phones. First thing, when the plane lands, out come the mobile phones"We're here!" Makes my blood boil. Andrew Marr show on Sunday General Sir Richard someone or other.mobile went...